Comedian Kathy Griffin gives CNN’s Dana Bash a good laugh by calling Scott Brown’s daughters prostitutes

We honestly do not understand the love affair between CNN and unfunny comedian Kathy Griffin. Here she gives CNN’s Dana Bash a good laugh by calling Scott Brown’s daughters prostitutes.

We honestly do not understand the love affair between CNN and unfunny comedian Kathy Griffin.

Any other so-called news network would have severed all ties to Griffin after her embarrassing New Year’s Eve outburst with Anderson Cooper.

But not America’s Most Trusted News Network. CNN continues to air the woman’s desperately unfunny comments.

And they wonder why no one watches.

Chris Matthews has a very short memory for very short memoirs

There’s only one way to explain this clip: Chris Matthews is on a mission to prove to the world that he is a complete moron.

There’s only one way to explain this clip: Chris Matthews is on a mission to prove to the world that he is a complete moron.

The ratings-challenged MSNBC host actually attacked newly-elected Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown for signing a book deal just weeks after being elected.

We learn today that Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown, who’s been a Senator for just 35 days, has a book deal. According to the Wall Street Journal, Brown’s expected to write about his upbringing, his early career, and how he beat Martha Coakley to win his Senate seat. Maybe he can call it It’s Not About the Truck. Just a thought, but didn’t people used to write the memoirs after their careers? This guy’s been in office what, a month?

Oops. Matthews seems to have forgotten a certain president whose first memoir came out before he’d ever run for office and whose second one came out after he’d been in the Senate for just a matter of months.

Source: HotAir.com

Bill O’Reilly reams MSNBC, gloats about Fox News’ election night ratings

The numbers are in. Fox News absolutely destroyed the competition the night of Scott Brown’s election in Massachusetts. Gloat, O’Reilly, gloat. You deserve it. Fox News deserves it. And most of all, MSNBC deserves it.

The numbers are in. Fox News absolutely destroyed the competition the night of Scott Brown’s election in Massachusetts.

Gloat, O’Reilly, gloat. You deserve it. Fox News deserves it. And most of all, MSNBC deserves it.

California representative blasts MSNBC’s Ed Schultz in House speech

McClintock didn’t take kindly to MSNBC blowhard Ed Schultz’ suggestion that he would stuff the ballot box to defeat Scott Brown in the recent Massachusetts election. The California Republican took to the floor of the House of Representatives to rip Schultz a new one.

We love Congressman Tom McClintock. The state of California would have been a lot better off if he had been elected Governor instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The Radio Equalizer notes that McClintock didn’t take kindly to MSNBC blowhard Ed Schultz’ suggestion that he would stuff the ballot box to defeat Scott Brown in the recent Massachusetts election. The California Republican took to the floor of the House of Representatives to rip Schultz a new one.

In response, Schultz blasted McClintock for having the temerity to suggest that he had advocated anything improper, such as, you know, voting twenty times.

Sadly for Schultz, the people watching McClintock’s speech on C-SPAN probably outnumbered those listening to his radio show.

First, here’s McClintock on the floor of the House.

And now here’s Schultz pathetic, bombastic response.

One final comment:

Ed says, “You can’t even say anything in ‘gist’ anymore.” The word is “jest”, Ed.

Source: The Radio Equalizer

Robert Gibbs: A vote for Scott Brown was a vote for Barack Obama

Chris Wallace was as incredulous as you’ll be when you hear White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs try to spin Massachusetts’ election of Scott Brown.

Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present one minute and twenty-five seconds of lunacy.

Chris Wallace was as incredulous as you’ll be when you hear White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs try to spin Massachusetts’ election of Scott Brown.

Has there ever been a White House press secretary as smarmy as this guy?

Scott Brown, Cliff Claven and Woodstock. Bet you’re wondering how these three are tied together.

John Ratzenberger, the actor who played know-it-all postman Cliff Claven on Cheers, is an outspoken supporter of Republican Scott Brown. Here’s what he said about the Democrat party at a Brown rally on Sunday.

John Ratzenberger, the actor who played know-it-all postman Cliff Claven on Cheers, is an outspoken supporter of Republican Scott Brown.

Here’s what he said about the Democrat party at a Brown rally on Sunday:

“This isn’t the Democratic party of our fathers and grandfathers. This is the party of Woodstock hippies. I was at Woodstock — I built the stage. And when everything fell apart, and people were fighting for peanut butter sandwiches, it was the National Guard who came in and saved the same people who were protesting them. So when Hillary Clinton a few years ago wanted to build a Woodstock memorial, I said it should be a statue of a National Guardsman feeding a crying hippie.”

With that in mind, enjoy a little Jimi Hendrix, probably the only conservative on the stage at Woodstock, playing his psychedelic version of the national anthem. (Yeah, we realize you might not like this version, but none of the other drugged-out losers at that freak show would ever have considered playing it).

Kick ass, Jimi. You, too, Scott Brown.

Source: National Review

Jon Stewart rips Keith Olbermann a new one

You know the world is spinning out of control when Jon Stewart not only rips Keith Olbermann for his absurd comments about Scott Brown, but defends a gaggle of other conservatives.

You know the world is spinning out of control when Jon Stewart not only rips Keith Olbermann for his absurd comments about Scott Brown, but defends a gaggle of other conservatives.

Good lord. The Democrats are in big, big trouble.

Scott Brown victory gives birth to #41 fan jersey

During Massachusetts Senator-elect’s acceptance speech this week, chants of 41, 41, 41, filled the room. The 41st vote against the government takeover of healthcare, the 41st vote against cap-and-trade, the 41st vote against any of the socialist schemes congress will think of next. Now you can show your support by wearing the Scott Brown #41 “football jersey,” with his name and number plastered on the back of the tee shirt.

While your buddies are wearing their favorite team jerseys at superbowl parties in a few weeks, show them who the real 2010 champ is.

During Massachusetts Senator-elect Scott Brown’s acceptance speech this week, chants of 41, 41, 41, filled the room. The 41st vote against the government takeover of healthcare, the 41st vote against cap-and-trade, the 41st vote against any of the socialist schemes congress will think of next. The number 41 will forever be synonymous with the election of Scott Brown, the first shot heard in American Revolution II.

Now you can show your support by wearing the Scott Brown #41 “football jersey,” with his name and number on the back of the tee shirt. While your friends are wearing the jerseys of their favorite teams at the superbowl party you’ll be attending, you can show them who the real champ of 2010 is by wearing the shirt that commemorates the beginning of the 2010 Revolution. And ladies, there’s one for you too, and even the kids.

While we’ll be wearing our Scott Brown #41 jerseys all year, and all over town, there is still time to have one delivered in time to wear for Superbowl XLIV.

Where to buy: Hyperbole Gear

Democrats finally facing reality: Howard Dean and Chris Matthews call each other crazy

This is some of the best TV we’ve seen in ages. Howard Dean showed up on Hardball and made Chris Matthews appear almost rational.

This is some of the best TV we’ve seen in ages. Howard Dean showed up on Hardball and made Chris Matthews appear almost rational.

Dean actually claimed that Scott Brown defeated Martha Coakley because voters want a more liberal health care bill.

Matthews calls Dean crazy. Dean responds by calling Matthews crazy.

And you know what? They’re both right.

Source: NewsBusters.org

Mrs. Brown, you’ve got a lovely daughter. Two of ’em, in fact.

Congratulations to Senator Scott Brown (R-MA), his beautiful wife Gail and his two smokin’ hot daughters. Did you ever think that you’d see the designation (R-MA) in this lifetime?

Congratulations to Senator Scott Brown (R-MA), his beautiful wife Gail and his two smokin’ hot daughters.

Did you ever think that you’d see the designation (R-MA) in this lifetime?

We’ve always known Rachel Maddow was dumb. Now we find out she’s also deaf.

Fer Christ’s sake, Rachel Maddow is one woman who refuses to hear the message in the Massachusetts election. Deaf as the proverbial doornail. How far to the left does someone have to be to make Chris Matthews look rational?

Fer Christ’s sake, this is one woman who refuses to hear the message in the Massachusetts election. Deaf as the proverbial doornail. How far to the left does someone have to be to make Chris Matthews look rational?

Let’s just hope the rest of the Dems are as deaf as she is.

Olbermann: Congratulations to all your racists who supported Scott Brown

Scott Brown has lost his mind. He is literally insane. How else can you interpret this comment from the MSNBC host in reaction to Republican Scott Brown’s dramatic victory?

The man has lost his mind. He is literally insane. How else can you interpret this comment from the MSNBC host in reaction to Republican Scott Brown’s dramatic victory?

“…the Republicans and the Tea Partiers will tell you what happens with Scott Brown tonight whether he wins or comes close is a repudiation of Obama policies. And surely one of Obama’s policies from the viewpoint of his opponents is it’s OK to have this sea-change in American history—to have an African-American president. Is this vote to any degree just another euphemism the way ‘states rights’ was in the ’60s?”

Source: NewsBusters.org

Scott Brown wants to go mano-a-mano with President Obama

Scott Brown hasn’t even taken office and he’s already challenging the President. During his victory speech, Brown announced that he and his daughter want to play a little two-on-two basketball at the White House against Obama and whomever he wants to team up with.

Scott Brown hasn’t even taken office and he’s already challenging the President. During his victory speech, Brown announced that he and his daughter want to play a little two-on-two basketball at the White House against Obama and whomever he wants to team up with.

Let us be the first to say it: pay-per-view. Proceeds go to reduce the national debt.

It’s gold, Scott, gold.

Leftist Huffington Post plays taps for Obama’s socialist agenda

In the words of fabled Los Angeles Lakers announcer Chick Hearn, “This one is in the refrigerator, the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter’s getting hard, and the Jell-O is a jigglin’.”

In the words of fabled Los Angeles Lakers announcer Chick Hearn, “This one is in the refrigerator, the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter’s getting hard, and the Jell-O is a jigglin’.”

In other words, the game is over.

Coakley and her ex-cop husband spurned by cop at polling place

Oh, my. Martha Coakley and her husband, Thomas F. O’Connor, Jr., got up bright and early this morning and went down to cast their ballots at their neighborhood polling place in Medford, Massachusetts.

As they entered, Coakley tried to shake hands with the police officer at the door. To say he was unenthusiastic would be an understatement.

Then her husband, a former cop, extended his hand, but the cop on duty not only missed the first attempt, but made no attempt at a second effort.

There’s something else Martha can’t shake – the sense that she’s going to lose.

Source: Gateway Pundit

Stupidest quote ever about the Massachusetts
senate election

“Chris Van Hollen of Maryland, chairman of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee said THIS about Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat…’Why would you hand the keys to the car back to the same guys whose policies drove the economy into the ditch and then walked away from the scene of the accident? For the Republicans to say vote for us and bring back the guys who got us into this mess in the first place, I don’t think it’s a winner.’”

Remarkably, Van Hollen saw neither the irony nor the absurdity of his statement.

The photo above, of course, was taken at the Chappaquidick bridge that became famous the last time anyone gave Ted Kennedy the keys to the car.

Source: Fox Nation

Boston Globe reports Coakley wins 50-49 eight hours before polls close!

The results are in and Coakley eeks out a 50-49 win with two million voting. At least that’s what the Boston Globe said, and illustrated with the above election map, some eight hours before the polls closed.

The image that was on the Boston Globe, including mouser over details

The results are in and Coakley eeks out a 50-49 win with two million voting. At least that’s what the Boston Globe said, and illustrated with the above election map, some eight hours before the polls closed.

Here’s how the The Boston Phoenix reports the story they broke:

Boston.com briefly put up this map of the final results of today’s election — some 8 hours before polls closed!

As you can see, over 2 million people voted, with Coakley eking out a 50-49 victory.

The map was fully interactive, so you could roll over and get town-by-town results — above we show Coakley taking Cohasset 56-43.

The Boston Globe took the map down shortly after they realized it was all over Twitter, but not before some screenshots were taken.

O’Reilly laughs at idiot guest who claims Scott Brown’s nude centerfold gives him big advantage in election

It think that there are a number of factors here,” Sally Quinn contended. “It’s not quite as black and white as it may seem. First of all Scott Brown is a hunk. And, I think that the fact that he posed semi-nude for a magazine gave him a huge advantage in public recognition.”

Sally Quinn is still alive? Well, we’ll be dipped.

As surprised as we were to find out that the Washington Post columnist is still alive, Bill O’Reilly was even more surprised to find out she’s a complete idiot.

“It think that there are a number of factors here,” Quinn contended. “It’s not quite as black and white as it may seem. First of all Scott Brown is a hunk. And, I think that the fact that he posed semi-nude for a magazine gave him a huge advantage in public recognition.”

O’Reilly was surprisingly kind in pointing out the stupidity of the contention that a 20-year old photo spread could boost anyone’s name recognition today.

Damn, win or lose, this has been one fun election. Can’t remember the last time we saw anything as funny as the way libs are twisting and turning.

Barney Frank on God, the filibuster and the constitution

Witnessing the dismantling of the Democrat Party, Barney Frank had a few frantic words for what’s left of the Air America audience on Saturday. Those damn 60 votes required for passing healthcare bill are just a technicality.

Witnessing the dismantling of the Democrat Party, Barney Frank had a few frantic words Saturday for what’s left of the Air America audience. Those damn 60 votes required for passing healthcare bill are just a technicality.

“Look, we have a serious constitutional problem…The 60 vote majority, it is outrageous…It is time top shut it down. It is anti-democratic.” And our personal favorite: “GOD DIDN’T CREATE THE FILIBUSTER.”

But not to worry, he says: those forty votes against healthcare are just from small states anyway.

Maybe God didn’t create the filibuster, but we think He might have brought us Scott Brown.

And let the absentee ballot voter fraud begin…

Why is Lawrence, Massachusetts community activist Isabel Melendez handing out absentee ballots? Melendez came close to becoming the state’s first elected Latino mayor when she ran for the Lawrence post in 2001.

Why is Lawrence, Massachusetts community activist Isabel Melendez handing out absentee ballots? Melendez came close to becoming the state’s first elected Latino mayor when she ran for the Lawrence post in 2001.

If the media won’t watch the voter fraud today, we will.

Jon Stewart gives funniest take on Democrats’ ineptitude in Massachusetts yet

Jon Stewart hilariously rips democrats ineptitude in Massachusetts.

If you like to laugh at democrats, this great Jon Stewart monologue is for you. Here’s a taste: “The Republicans are playing chess and the Democrats are in the nurse’s office because, once again, they glued their balls to their thighs.”

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