Tag: Nancy Pelosi

Pelosi in denial, thinks she’ll still be Speaker of the House next year

Yeah, we know it’s dangerous to get too cocky and we know nothing is for sure in politics and we know November is a looooong way off, but damn, but would anything make you happier than seeing Princess Pelosi reduced to minority leader?

Yeah, we know it’s dangerous to get too cocky and we know nothing is for sure in politics and we know November is a looooong way off, but damn, but would anything make you happier than seeing Princess Pelosi reduced to minority leader?

In the meantime, here are some quotes from the Princess from Sunday’s State of the Union on CNN:

“The Democrats will retain the majority in the House of Representatives.”

“I’m not yielding one grain of sand, we’re fighting for every seat.”

“So Democrats are ready. We’re confident of that – what we have done for the American people. We have to get out there. We’ve been working hard, now we have to go out. We said we were going to do certain things, we did them. Now we have to go talk about what we have done.”

You know, there is nothing more entertaining than the Democrats’ conceit that they just haven’t done a good enough job explaining what they’ve done.

So explain away, honey, explain away.

Nancy Pelosi runs the most honest, ethical congress in history. Just ask her.

The woman who promised to “drain the swamp” run the most honest, ethical House in history seems to be remarkably uninterested and uninformed about Charlie Rangel’s ethics…uhhhh…issues.

The woman who promised to “drain the swamp” run the most honest, ethical House in history seems to be remarkably uninterested and uninformed about Charlie Rangel’s ethics…uhhhh…issues.

Pelosi also suffered temporary amnesia regarding ethics issues suffered by other members of her Team Left: Carolyn Kilpatrick, Bennie Thompson, Donald Payne, Donna Christensen, William Jefferson, Barney Frank, John Murtha, Maxine Waters, Sanford Bishop, Jesse Jackson Jr, Allan Mollohan, Pete Visclosky, Sanford Bishop and California’s corruptocrat sisters, Linda and Loretta Sanchez.

Nancy, honey, you can’t drain the swamp when you’re wallowing in it.

Quote of the Day: Nancy Pelosi

“Bipartisanship is a two-way street,” Princess Pelosi said. “A bill can be bipartisan without bipartisan votes.”

“Bipartisanship is a two-way street,” Princess Pelosi said. “A bill can be bipartisan without bipartisan votes.”

What the hell is wrong with the people of San Francisco who keep electing this dim bulb?

Source: TheHill.com

Heresy! Rep. Paul Ryan says Washington doesn’t have all the answers

You could almost hear the collective gasp of horror that came from Democrats in the room. And if were not mistaken, Nancy Pelosi came down with a bad case of the vapors.

Republican Paul Ryan told the ObamaCare Summit that Washington doesn’t have all the answers.

You could almost hear the collective gasp of horror that came from Democrats in the room. And if were not mistaken, Nancy Pelosi came down with a bad case of the vapors.

Delusional Pelosi promises that ObamaCare will create 400,000 jobs “almost immediately”

Delusional Pelosi promises that ObamaCare will create 400,000 jobs “almost immediately.” Great. 400,000 grifters, drifters, scalawags, mischief-makers, rogues, scamps, rascals, scoundrels, rapscallions, imps, felons, oulaws, malefactors, bloodsuckers, parasites and, of course, attorneys.

Great. 400,000 grifters, drifters, scalawags, mischief-makers, rogues, scamps, rascals, scoundrels, rapscallions, imps, felons, oulaws, malefactors, bloodsuckers, parasites and, of course, attorneys.

But we repeat ourselves.

If we’re not mistaken, Ms. Pelosi, the word you’re looking for is “negroes”

Nancy Pelosi discusses the events that followed the death of FDR and how black Americans…or whatever they were called in those days…lined the tracks to view the train carrying his body.

For our money, there’s nothing – absolutely nothing – more entertaining than watching Nancy Pelosi speak extemporaneously. The woman is fearless. No teleprompter. Not net. And usually no sense whatsoever.

Here she discusses the events that followed the death of FDR and how black Americans…or whatever they were called in those days…lined the tracks to view the train carrying his body.

Just imagine the howls of righteous indignation that would have emanated from the loony left had a Republican made this comment.

Nicely done, Madame Speaker, nicely done.

Nancy Pelosi, Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid and Barney Frank have sexual fantasies about Scott Brown

New Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown showed up on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Sort of. Actor Jon Hamm of AMC’s Mad Men portrayed Brown as a sexy, gyrating, and stripping senator who comes to life in Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Robert Byrd, Barbara Boxer, and Barney Frank’s sexual fantasies.

New Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown showed up on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Sort of.

Actor Jon Hamm of AMC’s Mad Men portrayed Brown as a sexy, gyrating, and stripping senator who comes to life in Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Robert Byrd, Barbara Boxer, and Barney Frank’s sexual fantasies.

“Thank goodness I like a good laugh,” the new senator told National Review Online. “That was pretty funny. I wish I could host SNL some day. I’ve been watching it since I was young. Jon Hamm is great.”

Source: Mediaite

Nancy Pelosi’s jet fueled by alcohol. And lots of it.

Nancy Pelosi’s alcohol tab reads like a dream order for some wild frat party: Maker’s Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey … and Corona beer.

Princess Pelosi demands that you spend more on her booze than you spend on your house

Bill Clinton may have felt your pain, but it appears that Nancy Pelosi’s feeling no pain. She couldn’t be if she’s consuming al the alcohol she demands for her weekly cross-country flights on the taxpayer’s dime.

World Net Daily offers up the remarkable details:

It reads like a dream order for some wild frat party: Maker’s Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey … and Corona beer.

But that single receipt makes up just part of the more than $101,000 taxpayers paid for “in-flight services” – including food and liquor, for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s trips on Air Force jets over the last two years. That’s almost $1,000 per week.

Documents obtained under the Freedom of Information Act by Judicial Watch, which investigates and prosecutes government corruption, show that the Pelosi incurred expenses of some $2.1 million for her use of Air Force jets for travel over that time.

Combine this with the fleet of luxurious jets that sit at Congress’ disposal and you have the makings of a really fun weekend for American royalty members of Pelosi’s retinue.

Nancy Pelosi puts the party in the Democratic party. As usual, they’re drinking the alcohol, but the American taxpayers are left with the hangover.

Source: World Net Daily

CNN’s Jack Cafferty calls Pelosi “a horrible woman.” Why must he continue to understate the facts?

Democrats’ support among leftist allies is fading faster than the tan President Obama picked up on his Hawaiian vacation. CNN’s Jack Cafferty calls Pelosi “a horrible woman.” Why must he continue to understate the facts?

Democrats’ support among leftist allies is fading faster than the tan President Obama picked up on his Hawaiian vacation.

CORRECTION: Harry Reid just called in to remind us that President Obama is a negro and that’s not a tan. Our mistake. Thanks, Harry.

Corruptocrats do Copenhagen: American entourage spent small fortune on global warming boondoggle

Lord almighty! Katie Couric and CBS News have actually done a hard-hitting report on congress’ profligate spending at the recent Copenhagen global warming confab. And it came perilously close to actually slamming Democrats.

Lord almighty! Katie Couric and CBS News have actually done a hard-hitting report on congress’ profligate spending at the recent Copenhagen global warming confab. And it came perilously close to actually slamming Democrats.

Of course, the entourage was lead by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who also had the final decision on who could attend. The guest list included House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer. And embattled noted corrupt negro Congressman Charles Rangel.

They were joined by Democrats Waxman, Miller, Markey, Gordon, Levin, Blumenauer, DeGette, Inslee, Ryan, Butterfield, Cleaver, Giffords, and by Republicans Barton, Upton, Moore-Capito, Sullivan, Blackburn.

(For the record, let’s point out that that’s a total of 15 Democrats and only 5 Republicans. And shame on the Republicans.)

The corruptocrat delegation was so large that it required three military jets — two 737’s and a Gulfstream Five — to haul their fat asses across the Atlantic in luxury.

Throw in a few Senators and a passel of staffers (most of whom were forced to endure the indignity of flying commercial at up to $2000 each) and CBS News figures there were at least 101 Congress-related attendees. They booked more than 321 total nights in Copenhagen’s luxurious 5-star Marriott Hotel.

We’re not sure if it’s caused by global warming, but we’re starting to get a little hot under the collar.

Source: ClimateGate.com

To paraphrase Mark Twain, “There are lies, damned lies and Nancy Pelosi.”

Rather than cite the Botox Queen of Congress for her recent lies and damn lies about transparency, it be fun to travel back in time to watch Nancy Pelosi hoist herself on her own petard.

Far be it from us to cast aspersions. Unless it’s about Michelle Obama’s fashion sense, that is.

Rather than cite the Botox Queen of Congress for her recent lies and damn lies about transparency, it be fun to travel back in time to watch Nancy hoist herself on her own petard.

When we watched it, we couldn’t decide whether to laugh or cry.

Let the lying begin, Ms. Speaker.

Source: RealClearPolitics.com

– Written by Patrick Michael

Tears for fears: Glenn Beck goes mano a mano with Nancy Pelosi

Glenn Beck turns the tables on Nancy Pelosi and contrasts the violence of leftists in Copenhagen to the “rhetoric” of the Tea Partiers that was once of such great concern to the Speaker.

Glenn Beck turns the tables on Nancy Pelosi and contrasts the violence of leftists in Copenhagen to the “rhetoric” of the Tea Partiers that was once of such great concern to the Speaker.

Get down, get funky, do the Nancy Pelosi Techno Chicken

The Speaker of the House has danced around the issues since the day she was first elected. So it’s only natural that she should become the inspiration for the hottest dance craze to hit Washington, DC since Lyndon Johnson did the Vietnamese Dance of Death.

The Speaker of the House has danced around the issues since the day she was first elected. So it’s only natural that she should become the inspiration for the hottest dance craze to hit Washington, DC since Lyndon Johnson did the Vietnamese Dance of Death.

Go, Nancy, go.

Source: Feed Your ADHD

Apple hangs up on iPhone app featuring Nancy Pelosi caricature

Apple’s leftwing politics have reared their ugly head again. The computer company has killed an iPhone app because it contained caricatures of Democrat Nancy Pelosi and other members of congress. Apple called the caricatures “objectionable.”

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Apple’s leftwing politics have reared their ugly head again. The computer company has killed an iPhone app because it contained caricatures of Democrat Nancy Pelosi and other members of congress. Apple called the caricatures “objectionable.”

The iPhone app directory featured drawings of every member of Congress by freelance cartoonist Tom Richmond. The developer of the app believes his product was killed because Pelosi’s husband is a major Apple stockholder.

Fox News reports:

“Everyone’s talking about the health care bill and calling their congressman, but sometimes it’s hard to find their numbers,” Ray Griggs said. “We made an iPhone app that puts them a click or a phone call away, and links by GPS to find your congressman or senator’s contact information. We thought Congress wanted to hear from their constituents.”

Griggs noted that Apple has approved apps that simulate the sound of human flatulence, that let users make models out of human feces, and that create a bloody knife when the iPhone is shaken. There have also been controversial images of women’s breasts, and a notorious app that let the user quiet a crying baby by shaking it into silence, which was subsequently removed.

We have to agree with Griggs on this one. On the ten point objectionable scale, we’re pretty sure Pelosi falls somewhere between human flatulence and human feces.

Source: FoxNews.com

Nancy Pelosi stars in horror flick with Brad Pitt

WARNING: This may be the most frightening video ever produced. Be prepared to be horrified. The weak of heart should avoid this clip at all costs.

WARNING: This may be the most frightening video ever produced. Be prepared to be horrified. The weak of heart should avoid this clip at all costs.

Take two and call someone who gives a damn in the morning

Nancy Pelosi, 85% of the Democrats and one so-called Republican squeaked their bloated healthcare program through the House on Saturday night. Just in time. We’ve been feeling a little queasy ever since we heard the news.

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Nancy Pelosi, 85% of the Democrats and one so-called Republican squeaked their bloated healthcare program through the House on Saturday night.

Just in time. We’ve been feeling a little queasy ever since we heard the news.

A Sunday morning Nancy Pelosi joke

A man washed up on a desert island after a shipwreck. The only other survivors were a sheep and a sheepdog. The three of them got into the habit of going down to the beach every evening to watch the sunset…

Can you honestly say that you wouldn't make the same choice?
Can you honestly say that you wouldn't make the same choice?

A man washed up on a desert island after a shipwreck. The only other survivors were a sheep and a sheepdog.

The three of them got into the habit of going down to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds and the breeze was warm and gentle. It was a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over and put his arm around the sheep.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi.

That evening, the man took Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful tropical evening – perfect for romance. Before long the man started to get “those feelings” again.

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in, moved closer to Nancy and told her he hadn’t had sex for months.

Nancy batted her long, lovely eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do to help.

“Yes,” he said, “Take the dog for a walk.”

We hate to admit it, but Nancy Pelosi may have been right

We may owe Nancy Pelosi an apology. We laughed at her back in February when she said 500 million people might lose their jobs every month.

We may owe Nancy Pelosi an apology. We laughed at her back in February when she said 500 million people might lose their jobs every month.

But we’re now nine months into the Obama economy and it’s beginning to look like that number may be accurate.

Please accept our humblest apologies, Speaker Pelosi.

Understatement of the Week: Nancy Pelosi isn’t very popular

The only place people like Queen Nancy is in her home district. Of course, that’s San Francisco, so it’s not really like there are any Americans who like her.

The symbol of the Democrat party views a meeting of party leaders
The symbol of the Democrat party views a meeting of party leaders

The only place people like Queen Nancy is in her home district. Of course, that’s San Francisco, so it’s not really like there are any Americans who like her.

Rasmussen Reports tells the sad tale:

Despite months of haggling over health care reform, voters continue to view leaders in Congress in the same light. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi remains the most well known – and most disliked – of the legislature’s top leaders.

The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 58% of likely voters view Pelosi unfavorably, up just one point from September. That percentage has fallen in a range of 53% to 64% since Congress began its session in February.

Forty-three percent (43%) view the San Francisco Democrat very unfavorably, down one point over the past month.

The same poll shows that Harry Reed, the Democrat’s top dog in the Senate, viewed unfavorably by 45% of the American people and positively by just 28% (unlike Pelosi, poor Harry is pretty much reviled in his own state, too). Another Rasmussen poll shows President Obama with a -10% favorability rating.

Amazing that a party whose symbol is a donkey should have so many leaders who are horses’ asses.

Source: Rasmussen Reports

What the President meant to say is that Nancy Pelosi is all washed up

Poor Nancy Pelosi. According the Greatest President In History, she’s been working hard. Really hard. “Nancy’s busy with her mop, cleaning up someone else’s mess,” he said. “And we don’t want someone sitting back saying, ‘You’re not holding the mop the right way.’”

Poor Nancy Pelosi. According the Greatest President In History, she’s been working hard. Really hard.

“Nancy’s busy with her mop, cleaning up someone else’s mess,” he said. “And we don’t want someone sitting back saying, ‘You’re not holding the mop the right way.’”

We’re not sure whose mess Nancy is cleaning up. After all, she’s represented her district in Congress for more than 20 years. You would think that the worst moppers ever – you know, the ones who don’t hold the mop right – would be able to clean up a substantial mess in 20 years.

Speaking to his critics Obama asked, “Why don’t you grab a mop? Why don’t you help clean up?”

The President’s critics are hoping that the major clean up starts next year, and rather than taking 20 years, that it’s pretty well completed by 2012.

Source: ABC News

– Written by Patrick Michael

Don’t call it hypocrisy. Call it one of life’s little ironies.

Nancy Pelosi recently said “Insurance companies are out there in full force, carpet bombing, shock and awe against a public option.” She might have added, “And throwing me a $2,500 a plate fundraiser.”

We'd guess that Nancy Pelosi wants plastic surgery to be covered under ObamaCare
We'd guess that Nancy Pelosi wants plastic surgery to be covered under ObamaCare

Nancy Pelosi recently said “Insurance companies are out there in full force, carpet bombing, shock and awe against a public option.” She might have added, “And throwing me a $2,500 a plate fundraiser.”

Steve Elmendorf, a registered lobbyist for UnitedHealth, is hosting the fundraiser at his palatial home.

Odd, isn’t it, that everyday Americans opposed to the health care program are called insurance company lackeys, Nazis, un-American and assholes. (Oh, wait. That last one came from the communist who got fired, so it shouldn’t be counted against Nancy).

So let’s make one thing clear: when you have a $2,500 a plate fundraiser thrown for you by the same people that you vilify on a daily basis, you are not an asshole.

But you are a freakin’ hypocrite.

Source: NiceDeb

– Written by Patrick Michael

Pissed-Off Progressive of the Day: Nancy Pelosi

A little advice for reporters: Don’t bother asking Speaker of the house Nancy Pelosi about the CIA anymore.

She’s finished lying talking about those lying liars. She’s lied said all she’s going to lie say. And that’s that.

Queen Nancy hath lied spoken.

Source: Gateway Pundit

How do you say, “What the hell is she talking about?” in Chinese?

"And one order of mu-shu pork," Queen Nancy demanded. "To go."
"And one order of mu-shu pork," Queen Nancy demanded. "To go."

U.S. House Speaker and dim bulb Nancy Pelosi is visiting China. Rumor has it that she made the sudden trip only after getting a fortune cookie that said, “Chinese reporters don’t ask you about waterboarding.”

While speaking at Tsinghua University, Pelosi tried to link human rights and environmental justice and confused those who speak English just as badly as she confused those who speak Chinese.

“I do see this opportunity for climate change to be … a game-changer,” she declared. “It’s a place where human rights — looking out for the needs of the poor in terms of climate change and healthy environment — are a human right.”

She then turned to the president of the university and asked for an order of fried rice, orange peel chicken and pot stickers.

Wouldn’t surprise you, would it?

Source: AP via Google

North Korean defector would like to show Nancy Pelosi what real torture looks like

Anyone who wants to call waterboarding torture should talk to Bang Mi-Sun about real torture
Anyone who wants to call waterboarding torture should talk to Bang Mi-Sun about real torture

A shocking story of real torture was told in Washington, DC on Wednesday. It went completely unreported by the biased liberal media that wants you to believe waterboarding somehow rises to the level of torture.

Here’s how Chosun Korea tells the story of Bang Mi-Sun:

There were gasps in the audience at a press conference by female North Korean defectors in Washington, D.C. on Wednesday when Bang Mi-Sun rolled up her black skirt and showed the deep ugly scars in her thighs. The event was part of North Korea Freedom Week.

As soon as she was asked to recount her life in a North Korean concentration camp, Bang (55) stepped on a chair and roll up her skirt. Various parts of her thighs were sunken as if the flesh had been gouged out. She also walks with a limp.

Bang had formerly been an actress with the propaganda squad of the Musan Mine. She fled the North with her children when her husband starved to death in 2002, but soon fell victim to human traffickers. She was arrested by Chinese police and was sent back to the North, where she was tortured. In 2004, she escaped again.

Nancy Pelosi immediately demanded congressional hearings to determine if Dick Cheney had authorized North Korea’s enhanced interrogation techniques.

Source: Chosun.com via GatewayPundit.com

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