Lieberman thinks we should attack Syria next because he thinks it will win over the “Arab people.” You know, much like our invasions of Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya have won over the Arab people.
Independent Senator Joe Liebermann, who sits on the Armed Services Committee, just lost us. We’ve always kind of liked the guy, but those days are over as of Sunday.
Lieberman thinks we should attack Syria next because he thinks it will win over the “Arab people.” You know, much like our invasions of Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya have won over the Arab people.
Our suggestion for Joe: Never overdose of prescription pain killers before appearing on a Sunday morning interview program.
Gary Bryan’s a great morning disc jockey on K-EARTH 101 in Los Angeles. And it’s tough to argue with the point he makes in this quote. Very tough.
Gary Bryan, a great morning disc jockey on K-EARTH 101 in Los Angeles, said, “Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh have the same birthday. So much for astrology.”
You have to admit that he makes a good point. A very good point.
If you don’t live in Southern California, try catching Gary’s syndicated weekend oldies show, Dick Clark Presents Rewind with Gary Bryan. It’s on radio stations all across the country.
Hillary Clinton kneecapped the Defense Secretary Robert Gates when he started going off the reservation and admitting that Libya is not a “vital interest” for the United States.
Sunday was a great day on the network news programs. You had Joe Lieberman proposing that we invade Syria next and Chris Wallace chastising the President for boycotting Fox News, but the highlight of the morning was the moment that Hillary Clinton kneecapped her own Secretary of Defense live on Meet the Press.
Defense Secretary Robert Gates started things by going off the reservation and admitting that Libya is not a “vital interest” for the United States.
You could almost see a thought balloon forming over Hillary’s head that said, “WTF?” She cut Gates off faster than she cut Bill off during the Lewinsky scandal and attemped to justify whatever it is we’re doing in Libya.
Wouldn’t you have loved to be in the limo with those two after the show was over?
The Assistant Secretary for Indian Affairs needs someone to run the Facebook page for the Dept. of the Interior and they’ll pay up to $115,000 a year.
Maintaining our Facebook page is just one of the Administrator’s many tasks here at IHateTheMedia.com. If he were smart (which is always debatable) he would take those skills over to the Bureau of Indian Affairs because they’ll pay him $115,000 a year to do the same job he does here for about $114,000 less.
The federal government wants to pay someone $115,000 per year to do something teenage girls do in their spare time
The Daily Caller has details that will make your head spin like Linda Blair’s in the Exorcist:
If you’re one of the millions of Americans still looking for a job, the federal government is hiring, and (especially for the unemployed) the pay is excellent. While private sector job growth creeps along at a snail’s pace, the roster of available federal jobs is booming.
The Assistant Secretary for Indian Affairs needs someone to run the Facebook page for the Dept. of the Interior and they’ll pay up to $115,000 a year. Over at the Dept. of Defense, they’ll drop nearly 50k a year for a new mail room clerk, plus the glorious benefits that comes with government work.
In Washington, D.C., there are more than 1,000 openings this month alone. These include a “student internship” program at the Federal Housing Finance Agency that pays the equivalent of $48,304 a year; a $155,000-a-year gig at the Peace Corps to ensure the agency is complying with Equal Opportunity Employment standards; and a similar job at the Dept. of Transportation that promises nearly $180,000 a year.
Is there a guy somewhere who’s in charge of figuring out new ways to piss away your tax dollars? And how much do they pay him?
And one other question: Why do we still have a Bureau of Indian Affairs? We thought they were now Native Americans and “Indian” was a racist term. Doesn’t this mean the government is promoting racism?
Lib talker Mike Malloy’s has noticed something that conservatives have been saying since day one: This Obama guy has no experience.
As highly trained psychologists, we feel confident in saying that liberal talk show host Mike Malloy is a lunatic.
Nevertheless, his latest rant is worth noting because Malloy comes out of his haze long enough to notice something that conservatives have been saying since day one: This Obama guy has no experience.
Malloy: Obama has zero experience. If, uh, intelligence is in part based on experience, and I do believe it is, and a very, very large part based on experience, Obama is a babe in the woods. And … and I think that’s one of the reasons I don’t want to let him off the hook at all – because he’s the one that wanted to be president! He’s the one who talked the talk, he just can’t walk the walk!
Breathe deep, Malloy. This is what reality smells like.
“Three Tahoe resorts, Sierra-at-Tahoe, Sugar Bowl and Squaw Valley, have reported that their season snow totals now exceed 600 inches. That’s more than 50 feet of snow!”
The Gospel According to Saint Al said that snow was a thing of the past. Looks like somebody forgot to tell Mother Nature.
“This entire winter season has really been an embarrassment of snow riches for several ski resorts throughout California especially around Lake Tahoe,” according to Weather.com. “Three Tahoe resorts, Sierra-at-Tahoe, Sugar Bowl and Squaw Valley, have reported that their season snow totals now exceed 600 inches. That’s more than 50 feet of snow!”
Puh-leeze. These are not photos of snow. They are photos of extreme weather conditions brought on by worldwide climate change.
A snowbank at the Mammoth Mountain ski resort
There’s a building under there somewhere at Alpine Meadows
Skiing stopped at Alpine Meadows when the snow level reached the height of the lift
A walkway cleared through the snow at Heavenly Valley
Big deal, you say, it’s not unusual for snow level to reach mid-window at Mammoth Mountain. Then you find out this is a third story window.
The road near Lake Tahoe
How’d you like to clear the snow out of this driveway near Tahoe-Donner?
Congratulations to President Obama on his political trifecta: America’s first black president, America’s first female president and now, according to Louis Farrakhan, America’s first Jewish president.
Congratulations to President Obama on his political trifecta: America’s first black president, America’s first female president and now, according to Louis Farrakhan, America’s first Jewish president.
Barack Obama isn't just a superstar, he's a superstar of David
The Chicago Sun Times has the delusional details:
Farrakhan criticized President Barack Obama for joining up with the “old colonial masters” of the Western-led forces and expressed skepticism about European countries espousing humanitarian concerns, saying they “give noble motives to their wickedness.”
“Do you think they had humanitarian concerns when the British mowed down the Indians in India who were peacefully protesting?” he said. “Where in the hell is humanitarian values in America when you’ve got over 50 million Americans living in poverty, sick and diseased, with no healthcare?”
50 million? Weren’t the Democrats claiming 37 million during the ObamaCare debate? Didn’t they reduce it to 20 million at some point?
He also alleged that Obama had backed down from pushing a Palestinian-Israeli peace accord and banning settlement-building in the West Bank, calling him “the first Jewish president.” Obama is a Christian.
“He was selected before he was elected,” Farrakhan said. “And the people that selected him were rich, powerful members of the Jewish community.”
Just 737 federal employees were denied a pay increase in 2009 due to poor job performance. That’s about one out of every 1,698 workers, or a denial rate of 0.06%.
What percentage of your co-workers deserved a raise last year?
Factor in that fat guy who pretends to work but really doesn’t, the chick who used every allotted sick day and then couldn’t keep her stories straight and requested bereavement time when her mother died twice last year, the guy who screws up every assignment he’s ever given, the guy who falls asleep in every meeting, the guy who gets drunk at lunch and can’t function in the afternoon, and all the other losers who make your job twice as hard.
Every company has ‘em, but according to a new set of statistics, the federal government doesn’t.
Investors Business Daily has the story of the government’s remarkable workers:
Just 737 federal employees were denied a pay increase in 2009 due to poor job performance, according to information obtained by the Federal Times, a D.C. newspaper for government employees. That’s about one out of every 1,698 workers, or a denial rate of 0.06%.
Believe it or not, that is actually up from recent years, according to data from the Office of Personnel Management.
What the hell. We say you need to work a little harder so all these outstanding government heroes can get bonuses, too. They deserve it.
Helen Thomas in Playboy. Good lord, those are words that makes the horror of Japan’s nuclear disaster pale in comparison.
Helen Thomas in Playboy. Good lord, those are words that makes the horror of Japan’s nuclear disaster pale in comparison.
Luckily, she’ll keep all her clothes on. This is merely an interview with the anti-Semitic old harridan. And we quote:
Helen Thomas poses in Playboy as someone who's not anti-Semitic
“I knew exactly what I was doing – I was going for broke. I had reached the point of no return. You finally get fed up…I finally wanted to speak the truth,” explains former dean of the White House Press Corps Helen Thomas when asked about her now infamous May 27, 2010 comments on Israel in Playboy’s April Interview (issue on newsstands and online at www.playboydigital.com Friday, March 18). The outspoken journalist sparked controversy when a rabbi and blogger asked her for remarks on Israel and she responded “Tell them to get the hell out of Palestine,” adding that the Jews “can go home” to “Poland, Germany and America and everywhere else.” Shortly thereafter her comments went viral and Thomas abruptly resigned from her post at Hearst Newspapers on June 7, 2010.
The 90-year-old veteran reporter sat down with Playboy Contributing Editor David Hochman for her first in-depth interview following her contentious remarks. Not only did she share her thoughts on Israel and Palestine, she also discussed her sentiments towards Jews, her supposed retirement, President Obama, Congress’s anti-Arab agenda and her obituary.
Far be it from us to imply that Playboy is out of touch, but what makes them think anyone – anyone – has any interest in hearing another word Helen Thomas has to say?
Lights aren’t the only thing that turned off on Saturday night. Earth Hour is dying and Mother Gaia is crying. These are dark days for eco-wackos.
Lights aren’t the only thing that turned off on Saturday night. Earth Hour is dying and Mother Gaia is crying.
You know these are dark days for eco-wackos when Treehugger.com, a division of Discovery, shares this bad news:
Earth Hour started in Sydney in 2007; by 2009 it had spread around the world, becoming a very big deal everywhere but in the USA, where it never really caught on; even the website is empty and looks bogus. This year, the Australian organizers promise over a billion participants in 133 countries. A lot of press releases are flying round the internet, but something seems to be missing. This year the lights are going out not with a bang, but a whimper.
Three years ago in Toronto, ten thousand people turned up to hear Nelly Furtado sing “Turn out the light” at an Earth Hour concert in Toronto; last year a couple of hundred showed up; this year the concert is cancelled.
Here at IHateTheMedia.com intergalactic headquarters we celebrated Earth Hour by turning on the electricity-sucking flat screen TV and watching Cops.
(Eat your heart out. You know you wish your life was as exciting as ours.)
Don’t know about you, but we loved the President’s Cairo speech. You know, the one where he wowed the Muslim world with his personal charisma and made them love us again. Wait…
Don’t know about you, but we loved the President’s Cairo speech. You know, the one where he wowed the Muslim world with his personal charisma and made them love us again.
Wait. What’s that? They hate us as much as ever? And Sri Lankan Muslims whipped the putty out of an Obama effigy on Friday because they’re pissed off about air strikes in Libya.
Looks like a Sri Lankan speech is in order, Mr President, sir.
There’s a reason Cindy Sheehan doesn’t appear on the nightly news anymore. She’s stark, raving insane.
There’s a reason Cindy Sheehan doesn’t appear on the nightly news anymore. She’s stark, raving insane.
Of course, that’s the same reason she should never have appeared on your nightly news in the first place. But she served the left’s purposes when we had a Republican president, so the media presented her as the voice of reason and image of compassion.
Oh, sure, now that she's attacking "a person of color with an Islamic name" the media has figured out that she's nuts
We normally don’t repeat complete articles, but this is worth reading in its entirety so you fully understand who the leftist media foisted upon us as someone worth listening to.
Here are Sheehan’s own words from her website. If you don’t want to read the whole rambling manifesto, we’ve taken the liberty of bolding some of the highlights:
Three days after the current evil Emperor was installed by the oligarchy, he ordered a drone bombing in Northern Pakistan (a country that we are supposedly not at war with) that killed 36 civilians and since then, he has been absolutely mad about drone bombings, increasing Bush’s total over 300 percent in far fewer years. Even though I never supported Obama who funded wars as a Senator and who is NOT a peace president, I said at the time: “Three days in and already a war criminal.” I was thoroughly attacked by Democrats who once affiliated as “peace” activists for not giving Obama “time.”
Well, Gitmo is still open, military tribunals will resume for men who have been illegally detained for up to a decade now, US Tomahawk missiles are raining down on innocents in Libya (killing people to save them is the NEW PEACE), dictators are still supported, Israel is still occupying and oppressing Palestine, activists are being targeted by Obama’s DOJ while BushCo are being protected, the USA PATRIOT ACT was renewed, the Gulf is dying–and where is the outrage?
Now that Cindy Sheehan is attacking liberals, she couldn't get on the network news if she set her hair on fire
This is where I think the outrage is–the oligarchy of this country is clever, they knew that it would take a person of color with an Islamic name who sold his soul many years ago–to fulfill the neocon agenda of planetary dominance (see: Project for a New American Century). So if one criticizes Obama, then we are attacked by War Loving Democrats for being: “divisive fanatics,” “racist,” “Tea Baggers,” “crazy,” etcetera. Could McCain be getting away with bombing North Africa? Or does that take an African-American to give political cover to the war jackals?The last four paragraphs were for War Loving Democrats, Greens and Socialists–yes I have heard from all three groups denouncing me for being against bombing Libyans to save them (same thing BushCo said about Iraqis, by the way–and the very same rhetoric used for Vietnam, etc).
This next part is for war loving Republicans and “Independents,”
What? Are you people morons? First of all, you should be dancing in the streets praising the name of Obama like your comrades in the Democratic Party who hypocritically support his murders. Face it–YOU OVERTLY LOVE WAR–when a Republican is doing it. Admit it, you salivate over killing innocents so those “jihadist” babies won’t crawl over here to cut your throats and make your women wear burkas! How dare you attack me and complain that I don’t protest Obama’s wars, when you should be out supporting him with all of your violent hearts and souls.
Only in the mind of someone as disturbed as Cindy Sheehan would Barack Obama be seen as the fruition of a conservative plot.
As Grandma Editor would have said, “Nuttier than a fruitcake.”
We didn’t know there were any rogue academics willing to risk their careers by speaking out against ClimateGate. We were wrong.
We didn’t know there were any rogue academics willing to risk their careers by speaking out against ClimateGate. We were wrong.
Here’s Professor Richard A. Muller – from Berkeley, of all places – explaining the real problem with Michael Mann’s “hide the decline trick” and the ClimateGate emails.
Before a sex change, Monika Strub was in Germany’s neo-Nazi NPD party. 10 years later, she is running for office in the the socialist Left party.
Theory confirmed: You need to have balls to be a conservative.
The Local explains the castration situation:
Before and after: Horst Strub and Monika Strub
Before undergoing a sex change to become a woman, Monika Strub was a member of Germany’s neo-Nazi NPD party. But ten years later, she is running for Baden-Württemberg’s state parliament for the socialist Left party.
“I have completely broken with the NPD,” Strub told German daily Süddeutsche Zeitung this week, referring to the right-wing extremist National Democratic Party (NPD). “I am a true socialist.”
Strub was a member of the NPD from 2000 to 2002. Photos show “Horst Strub,” as she was known in the years before her sex-reassignment surgery, with cropped hair, a beard and a bomber jacket.
Today, the 35-year old nurse and photographer named Monika Strub is campaigning for the socialist Left party.
This explains President Obama’s approach to world affairs better than any other theory we’ve read.
NOTE: We know Nazis aren’t conservative or right wing, but that’s the popular terminology and it works for the purposes of this story. So don’t bother leaving comments telling us what idiots we are. We are, of course, idiots, but for many things other than this.
If you ever find yourself fighting for your life in sands of Libya, you may want to make sure your air support comes from somewhere other than Qatar.
A suggestion from IHateTheMedia.com: If you ever find yourself fighting for your life in sands of Libya, you may want to make sure your air support comes from somewhere other than Qatar.
Helpful hint #37: Always check your fuel gauge before you go to war
The Daily Mail UK has the full story on the empty tanks:
Arab involvement in the Libya operation began amid farce yesterday when the first jets from Qatar came close to ditching in the sea.
The four warplanes were blown off course and then nearly ran out of fuel.
The Qataris were initially refused permission to land in Cyprus, which opposed the military action, but touched down at the island’s Larnaca Airport after the pilots declared a ‘fuel emergency and demanded the right to land.
The planes then flew on to the Greek island of Crete to join the air armada patrolling the no-fly zone.
The incident strengthens the fear that the Arab support which will boost the legitimacy of the conflict which has been slow to materialise.
Operation Odyssey Dawn: The Keystone Kops go to war.
Dan Rather is upset that Israeli security forces treated his TV crew like Bill Clinton treats interns. They strip-searched them.
Dan Rather is upset that Israeli security forces treated his TV crew like Bill Clinton treats interns. The disgraced newsman’s production team was strip searched by security before being allowed to film an interview with an Israeli cabinet minister.
What's the big deal? Dan Rather's been dropping his pants for liberals for years.
The Associated Press reports the naked truth:
Andrew Glazer, an Emmy-award winning producer at Dan Rather Reports, wrote that the legendary anchorman came to do a story about improving Israeli-Palestinian relations pitched by Israel’s Foreign Ministry.
Glazer said problems mounted after they arrived. He said they were held up for hours at security checks. Israeli soldiers barred the crew’s veteran Palestinian cameramen — a Jerusalem resident — from accompanying Rather to a West Bank neighborhood.
And then came the a strip search before an interview with Deputy Prime Minister Dan Meridor.
“Mr. Rather said that in his career, he had never seen a crew forced to strip prior to an interview — including the one he conducted with Saddam Hussein,” Glazer wrote.
This word just in: Barney Frank has announced that he is resigning his position in Congress and applying for a job with Israeli security.
A California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband up his butt.
Crack addict. Get it? Ass crack. C’mon, that’s a pretty funny headline considering that it was written at 3:30 a.m. Show the Editor a little love here.
But enough begging. Here’s the crazy story from the Smoking Gun:
Earl Lee Vogt must not be a liberal. Otherwise he would have had his head up his ass, too.
Sentenced and jailed Tuesday on a narcotics conviction, a California man smuggled a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco, and $140 in cash into a county lockup by hiding the contraband in his rectum, investigators allege.The items were recovered when Lake County corrections officers strip searched Earl Lee Vogt and tossed his cell. The searches Wednesday evening were prompted when a jailer detected the smell of marijuana in the 29-year-old tattoo artist’s cell.
Vogt, pictured in the post-surrender mug shot at right, was sentenced Tuesday to nearly four years in prison and immediately remanded to the custody of the sheriff’s department. Investigators believe that Vogt “keystered” the contraband to get it into the lockup, according to one official. While the cash was found in his cell, the other items were found inside a sock.
When questioned by a sheriff’s deputy who thought he was feeling discomfort, Vogt denied being in pain, though he noted, “My ass is bleeding.”
The inmate in the next cell reportedly hollered, “Turn off that shitty music.”
Ayatollah Khamenei said, “We don’t know whether the current US president is mindful of what he is uttering, or if he is unconscious and confused.”
We don’t agree with Iran’s lunatic leader on much. For example, we’re Dodgers fans, but he’s a Giants fan. We like Jennifer Aniston, but he’s hot for Angelina Jolie. We love chocolate, but he prefers strawberry. Nevertheless, we finally found something on which we agree with the ol’ Ayatollah:
We would say, "Even a blind sow occasionally finds an acorn," but the Ayatollah would be offended by the pig reference
He thinks President Obama is unconscious and confused.
FNA has the story:
Ayatollah Khamenei said Mubarak’s fate should be a lesson for US-backed rulers and “they must know that when their expiration date arrives and they lose their usefulness they will be thrown away like a used tissue”.
“The real hypocrite is the US. With regards to Egypt they said we are with the [Egyptian] nation but they lied. They cooperated with the nation’s enemy until the very last moment. They said the same thing about Tunis, that we support the people. Now the US president sends a message to the Iranian people that we support you,” the Leader said, referring to US President Barack Obama’s message to the Iranian people on the occasion of Nowrouz.
Ridiculing Obama’s comparison of huge anti-government rallies at Cairo’s Al-tahrir (liberation) square and a massive pro-government rally at Iran’s Azadi (freedom) square on February 11, marking the 32nd anniversary of Iran’s Islamic Revolution, the Leader said, Yes, every year Iranians gather at [Tehran’s] Azadi Square on the anniversary of the Islamic Revolution and their main slogan has remained ‘death to America,’ commonly referring to the US government.
The Leader then went on to add, “We don’t know whether the current US president is mindful of what he is uttering, or if he is unconscious and confused.”
One correction, Ayatollah. Obama’s not unconscious, just unconscionable.
We are sad to report that Heather Nauert appeared on Fox News’ America’s Newsroom on Thursday morning wearing a skirt that actually covered her knees.
We’re not saying it merely grazed her knees nor that it reached her knees. No, at the :18 mark of this video clip, it covered them like Katie Couric covers a Republican sex scandal.
This, of course, is in direct violation of Fox News’ strict dress code. We anticipate that Nauert’s blatant disregard for the high standards in short skirts that we’ve come to expect from Fox News hot news chicks will be dealt with harshly by the network’s programming executives.
Is whatever we’re doing in Libya a war? Everyone in the Obama administration answers that question with an emphatic no. But if it’s not a war, what the hell is it?
Is whatever we’re doing in Libya a war? Everyone in the Obama administration answers that question with an emphatic no. But if it’s not a war, what the hell is it?
In a briefing on board Air Force One Wednesday, deputy national security adviser Ben Rhodes took a crack at an answer. “I think what we are doing is enforcing a resolution that has a very clear set of goals, which is protecting the Libyan people, averting a humanitarian crisis, and setting up a no-fly zone,” Rhodes said. “Obviously that involves kinetic military action, particularly on the front end.”
At some point, President Obama will need to ask Congress for a Declaration of Community Disorganizing
C’mon, President Obama. Surely the best and the brightest in your administration do better than “kinetic military action.”
But just in case you can’t, please allow us. Here are President Obama’s Top 25 Euphemisms For War:
Potential Peace Between Two Potentially Friendly Nations
Teachable Moments
Stimulating Production of Vital National Industries Through Organised Disposal of Acquired Defense Surplus
Community Disorganizing
Nation Building for al Qaeda
Freedom Inaction
Passive Restraint Through Blowing Shit Up
Military Hardware Environmental Recycling Effort
Active Ordinance Reduction
Passive Aggressive Corrective Measures With Emphasis on Aggressive
The unabashedly liberal magazine admits that President Obama and his minions “exaggerated” a detail or two in order to bolster their case for going into Libya
Time Magazine just ran a story titled “Why the U.S. Went to War: Inside the White House Debate on Libya.”
It’s remarkable only in that the unabashedly liberal magazine admits that President Obama and his minions “exaggerated” a detail or two in order to bolster their case for going into Libya:
President Obama in Rio, praying that no one notices his Libyan "exaggerations"
President Barack Obama says he’s intervening to prevent atrocities in Libya. But details of behind-the-scenes debates at the White House show he’s going to war in part to rehabilitate an idea … the president and some of his advisers are so eager to rehabilitate the idea of preventive intervention that they’re exaggerating the violence they say they are intervening to prevent in Libya. “The effort to shoe-horn this into an imminent genocide model is strained,” says one senior administration official. That’s dangerous. Americans deserve an honest explanation when their leaders take them to war.
Obama and his aides know they are taking a big risk. “It’s a huge gamble,” says the senior administration official. The administration knows, for example, that al Qaeda, which has active cells in Libya, will try to exploit the power vacuum that will come with a weak or ousted Gaddafi.
Bush lied and people died, but Obama exaggerated and people were exterminated. Probably too long for a bumper sticker, huh?
Howard Dean told Joe Klein the difference between Bush’s war and Obama’s war. As you might expect, Dean approves of Obama’s war.
On Morning Joe, former Presidential candidate and former head of the DNC Howard Dean told Joe Klein the difference between Bush’s war and Obama’s war. As you might expect, Dean approves of Obama’s war.
"And then we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Libya. Arrrrggggghhhhh!"
Even lefty Klein didn’t buying the spin.
Dean: I don’t think you stay out of these things. You can’t if you’re the most powerful country in the world . . . You have to take chances. Klein: That’s not what you were saying in 2003! Dean: That’s because we were lied to about what we were doing . . . we were lied to about the WMD. Klein: We had the same situation as we do now, which is insufficient information.
This Libya thing is like going to a freak show starring anti-war Democrats as contortionists who shock the audience by twisting their beliefs in unimaginable ways.
Imagine the hurt President Obama felt when he heard that his leftist compadre, Bolivian President Evo Morales, said the Nobel committee should revoke his Peace Prize.
Imagine the hurt President Obama felt when he heard that his leftist compadre, Bolivian President Evo Morales, said the Nobel committee should revoke his Peace Prize.
But this brave, resolute man continues to look forward and responds to such suggestions with a determined, “Screw you.”
"Give back my Peace Prize? I do declare you give me the vapors."
Politico reports on President Obama’s rousing defense of those who gave him an award he clearly didn’t deserve:
President Obama defended his Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday …
“When I received that award, I specifically said there was an irony because I was already dealing with two wars,” Obama said in an interview with CNN from El Salvador. “So I am accustomed to this contradiction of being both a commander-in-chief but also someone who aspires to peace.”
Saying he is focused on ensuring that Libyans can “live out their own aspirations,” Obama defended America’s involvement in Libya, saying, “we’re not invading a country, we’re not acting alone – we’re acting under a mandate issued by the United Nations Security Council in an unprecedented fashion and with unprecedented speed.”
And he said again that the U.S. military has already saved lives there. “I think the American people don’t see any contradiction in somebody who cares about peace also wanting to make sure that people aren’t butchered because of a dictator who wants to cling to power,” he said.
Let’s review: Hasn’t pulled out of Iraq, ordered more troops into Afghanistan, and launched airstrikes on Libya.
Add ‘em all together and your Nobel Peace Prize becomes an ignoble peace prize.
The leftist harridans on the View did not take kindly to The Donald confirming his status as a birther.
The leftist harridans on the View did not take kindly to The Donald confirming his status as a birther.
“There’s something on that birth certificate he doesn’t like.”
Our newest theory: It’s not that it shows he was born in Kenya. It’s not that he was listed on the birth certificate as “white.” No, we after watching this guy in action for several years now, we believe his birth certificate says that Barack Obama was born female, because it’s clear that he has no balls.
But let’s get to a more important issue: What the hell is Whoopi Goldberg wearing? She looks like Jabba the Hutt in scrubs.
In this segment of Albert Einstein Meets Stephen Hawking, Andrea Mitchell attempts to explain to Chris Matthews an Obama Doctrine that Obama himself hasn’t articulated.
You know you’re in for some strenuous intellectual calisthenics when Chris Matthews talks to Andrea Mitchell.
In this segment of Albert Einstein Meets Stephen Hawking, Mitchell attempts to explain an Obama Doctrine that Obama himself hasn’t articulated.
Under Mitchell’s imagined Obama Doctrine, we turn loose the dogs of war under three conditions: There’s a preventable humanitarian crisis looming, the benefits of intervention outweigh the costs and, finally, if there’s international support for intervening, we “go for it.”
She left out condition #4: If the media needs to support this President for actions it would have found unsupportable had any other President taken them.
