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Barack Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, 44th president of the United States — socialist, radical, and enemy of Americans who believe in the constitution. Here are hundreds of articles on this man.

Bill Maher wants to be taken seriously. Seriously.

Bill Maher wants President Obama to repeal “don’t ask, don’t tell” regulations just to drive the right wing crazy.

bill-maher Bill Maher wants President Obama to repeal “don’t ask, don’t tell” regulations just to drive the right wing crazy.

But who are we to paraphrase Maher’s brilliance. Let’s have him explain it in his own words:

“Because here’s the thing about today’s conservatives: They’re not bright. They can’t keep a lot of ideas in their head at once. And by ‘a lot’ I mean ‘two.’ If we can get them all worked up about fighting the gay menace, it will siphon away all that crazy, right wing, town-hall energy from all the other big issues they’ve been fighting.”

Then Bill went what we politely refer to as totally off the deep end.

“Health care and the environment are complicated, but it’s not hard to keep track of the places that God allows you to put your pee-pee. I mean, you can count those places on one hand. And that hand isn’t something you should be using either. A year ago, if you had asked your average wing-nut neighbor what he thought about health care reform, he would have shrugged his shoulders and gone right back to eating his Moon Pie. But he’s pissed-off about it now, why? Because it’s in their nature to be pissed-off. They have a pre-existing condition called the Conniption Fits. The tea-baggers have taught us all an important lesson in modern politics: If you want to be taken seriously, act like a fucking loony-tune.”

Under the circumstances, Bill, we take you very, very seriously.

Source: HuffingtonPost.com

– Written by Patrick Michael

We pause now to honor another outstanding black American who deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

We’re tired of all the talk about President Obama and the Nobel Peace Prize. Let’s talk instead about another fine, upstanding black man who has been unfairly denied the same honor for far too long.

Blah, blah, blah. We’re tired of all the talk about President Obama and the Nobel Peace Prize. Let’s talk instead about another fine, upstanding black man who has been unfairly denied the same honor for far too long.

We beg, we beseech, we implore, we demand that the Nobel Prize Committee right this long-standing wrong.

Give the damn award to Rodney King. And give it now.

Appeasement Prize. They meant to say Appeasement Prize.

An audience gasped audibly when Barack Obama was announced as the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. How to you say WTF in Swedish? They meant to say Appeasement Prize.

Nobel Appeasement Prize Medal Barack Obama

An audience gasped audibly when Barack Obama was announced as the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. How to you say WTF in Swedish?

ABC reporter anoints Obama “the world’s prom king”

ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman may have given President Obama the silliest endorsement ever. And to paraphrase Whoopi Goldberg, we don’t just mean ever. We mean ever ever.

Claire Shipman dreaming that the Prom King asks her to dance
Claire Shipman dreaming that the Prom King asks her to dance

ABC News correspondent Claire Shipman may have given President Obama the silliest endorsement ever. And to paraphrase Whoopi Goldberg, we don’t just mean ever. We mean ever ever.

“It would have been great had he come home (from Copenhagen) a winner,” Shipman wrote. “Great for all of us. But maybe not so much for him. Why? Because then he would have then [sic] really irked his critics.”

Ignoring the fact that his critics don’t need any new ammunition, the Good Morning America reporter added the coup de grâce:

“[Obama’s critics] already secretly and not so secretly peeved that he’s been voted the world’s prom king. Another victory would have just started a wave of dangerous, uncontrollable seething.”

Claire, honey, that’s the problem. We don’t want our President to be Prom King. We want him to be President. We want him to be feared as well as respected. He’s supposed to be the big man on earth, not the big man on campus.

By the way, was Barney Frank elected Prom Queen?

Source: TrueSlant.com

Uh-oh! Smartest White House Ever makes another diplomatic blunder

If the Bush White House had issued this press release, the left would have used it as proof that everyone in the administration was an idiot. Especially George Bush.

Anders Fogh Rasmussen. Or Lars Løkke Rasmussen. Or some other Rasmussen.
Anders Fogh Rasmussen. Or Lars Løkke Rasmussen. Or some other Rasmussen.

When the President flew into Copenhagen last week to save Chicago’s bid for the Olympics, he hastily added a few extra diplomatic tasks to his itinerary.

The White House followed long-standing procedure and issued a press release to let the media know the president’s schedule for the day.

If the Bush White House had issued this press release, the left would have used it as proof that everyone in the administration was an idiot. Especially George Bush. But we’ve yet to see that argument made about the Obama White House press release.

Here’s what the press release said:

The President will arrive in Copenhagen, Denmark in the morning. The arrival at Copenhagen Airport, Kastrup is open press.

The President and the First Lady will then travel to Christiansborg Palace. They will be greeted by HM Queen Margrethe II and HRH Prince Consort Henrik. There will be a travel pool spray. The President will meet Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen. There will be a pool spray at the top of the meeting.

Don’t look now, Mr. President, but that the wrong Rasmussen. Lars Løkke Rasmussen is the Prime Minister of Denmark. Anders Fogh Rasmussen is Secretary-General of NATO.

But you know how it is. All those Danes look alike.

Source: HotAir.com

Aussie TV shows man masturbating to photo of Obama. Chris Matthews to sue for plagiarism?

THE ABC is facing another barrage of public anger over a new TV show in which shock comedian John Safran simulates sex acts to an image of US President Barack Obama.

john safran masterbates to Obama

You have to hand it to the Aussies…no, that might not be an appropriate way to say it. Let’s try again.

The Aussies have added a stroke of realism…no, that wording won’t work, either. Let’s start over.

Who is this insane Aussie? Did they get some jerk off the street…no, we apologize. That seems inappropriate, too.

Aw, the hell with it. Here’s how the Herald-Sun newspaper describes the sordid situation:

THE ABC is facing another barrage of public anger over a new TV show in which shock comedian John Safran simulates sex acts to an image of US President Barack Obama.

The Australian Family Association described the show as “filth.” Spokesman John Morrissey said it would be the lowest point in Australia’s television history.
“It’s offensive and it’s in bad taste and it’s certainly not something that kids should be exposed to,” Mr Morrissey said.

Safran masturbates to the image of President Obama in a Palestinian sperm bank.

American cable TV host Chris Matthews may be considering a lawsuit demanding royalties from Safran.

“I invented masturbating to Obama and this guy is ripping me off,” the Hardball reportedly thought. “In fact, I’m feeling that thrill up my leg right now. This interview is over. Anyone know where the nearest men’s room is?”

Source: Andrew Bolt

This just in! President Obama has some really lousy help!

Valarie Jarrett and David Axelrod have been busy doing Olympic-sized damage control for the Greatest President In History. Damage caused, unfortunately, when the President listened to their advice.

President Obama with David Axelrod and Valerie Jarrett. With friends like this who needs enemies?
President Obama with David Axelrod and Valerie Jarrett. With friends like this who needs enemies?

Valarie Jarrett and David Axelrod have been busy doing Olympic-sized damage control for the Greatest President In History. Damage caused, unfortunately, when the President listened to their advice.

“The intelligence that we had from the U.S. Olympic Committee and Chicago bid team was that it was very close and therefore well worth our efforts,” said Valerie Jarrett, a senior White House adviser. “The message was that . . . a personal appeal from the president would make a huge difference.”

Does that mean if Obama had of skipped the trip that instead of coming in last we would have come in really, really last?

“Axelrod said, the president told his staff to send an advance team to Copenhagen just in case. “It was always in his mind that he wanted to go and would go,” Axelrod said. “But he needed to leave himself a little bit of room in case healthcare was on the floor.”

We’re sure Axelrod meant to say “or something may go wrong in Iran or Israel or Iraq or Afghanistan or North Korea.”

Mr. President, may we respectfully suggest that you run an ad on CraigsList.com. We’re pretty confident you can find some better advisors there than the ones you have now.

Source: Chicago Tribune

– Written by Patrick Michael

Obama turns the Olympics to the I-lympics

One delegate hinted that President Obama may have lost the crowd when he focused his speech to the International Olympic Committee on his favorite subject – himself.

One delegate hinted that President Obama may have lost the crowd when he focused his speech to the International Olympic Committee on his favorite subject – himself.

“You see, growing up, my family moved around a lot,” he said. “I grew up in Hawaii, I lived in Indonesia for a time. I never really had roots in any one place or culture or ethnic group. Then I came to Chicago. And on those Chicago streets, I worked alongside men and women who were black and white, Latino and Asian, people of every class and nationality and religion.”

George Will agreed with the unnamed delegate. As he said on ABC’s This Week:

“What’s alarming is whether it indicates a belief on the part of the President which is that there is no problem that will not melt before the sunshine of his charm. And this is evidence again that it’s not so. The President and First Lady went to Copenhagen and gave little speeches about themselves. She, Mrs. Obama, used the first-person singular pronoun in some form or another, “I” or “me”, sixteen, 34 times in sixteen paragraphs. He used it 23 times in thirteen paragraphs. It was all about them, and the danger is an adjective sooner or later attaches to presidents. Honest Abe, Tricky Dick Nixon. All kinds of adjectives. The danger to the President is that Vain is going to attach to him.”

The Olympic Committee should consider itself damn lucky he didn’t attempt to lead them in a rousing chorus of, “Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmm, Barack Hussein Obama.”

Source: New York Times

Now Obama is ripping off Bush’s excuses. Will Democrats complain?

Oh, you’re going to love Valerie Jarrett’s excuse for Obama’s Olympic failure: “The intelligence that we had from the U.S. Olympic Committee and Chicago bid team was that it was very close and therefore well worth our efforts…”

In this case, the term "faulty intelligence" does not refer to Joe Biden.
In this case, the term "faulty intelligence" does not refer to Joe Biden.

Oh, you’re going to love Valerie Jarrett’s excuse for Obama’s Olympic failure:

“‘The intelligence that we had from the U.S. Olympic Committee and Chicago bid team was that it was very close and therefore well worth our efforts,’ said Valerie Jarrett, a senior White House advisor. ‘The message was that … a personal appeal from the president would make a huge difference.’”

Did she just say they had faulty intelligence? Isn’t that what got us into Iraq?

“Obama lied, Chicago died.” Somebody get the bumper stickers ready.

Source: Chicago Tribune

President moves to the left, his teleprompter moves to the right

It’s pretty obvious by now that the President isn’t going in the same direction as the rest of the country. But now he’s not even going in the same direction as his teleprompter.

It’s pretty obvious by now that the President isn’t going in the same direction as the rest of the country. But now he’s not even going in the same direction as his teleprompter.

Perhaps he was confused by the thunderous applause at a meeting of the Congressional Black Caucus. Or perhaps he just can’t help himself from moving to the left.

H/T: HotAir.com

Sarkozy calls Obama egotistical and naïve. Hey, back off, Frenchie Boy. That’s Rush Limbaugh’s job.

Jack Kelly of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that French President Nicolas Sarkozy is not a member of the Obama Cult.

Jack Kelly of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports that French President Nicolas Sarkozy is not a member of the Obama Cult.

“And they both say that Sarkozy thinks that President Obama is incredibly naive and grossly egotistical,” Kelly says, “so egotistical that no one can dent his naïveté.”

This is news?

Source: Brietbart.tv

The International Olympic Committee is raaaaaacist!

Chicago lost? After the President, the First Lady and Oprah Winfrey endorsed the city? There’s only one answer. The International Olympic Committee is raaaaacist!

Chicago lost? After the President, the First Lady and Oprah Winfrey endorsed the city? There’s only one answer. The International Olympic Committee is raaaaacist!

international_olympic_committee

Obama won’t rest until every American has a job. Except for his weekly golf. And all vacations. And trips to the burger joint with Joe. And TV interviews.

Obama won’t rest until every American has a job. Except for his weekly golf. And all vacations. And trips to the burger joint with Joe. And TV interviews.

Obama Speech
“We’re putting Americans back to work doing the work that America needs done,” the President said in a speech to the Democratic Governors Association, “Rebuilding roads, bridges, uhh, and new schools, and all manner of construction projects across all 50 states. I’m not going to rest. I know the governors and candidates here are not going to rest, and I know that the American people are not going to rest until everybody who’s looking for work can find a job.”

And then President Empty Suit flew off to Copenhagen while the unemployment rate rose to 9.8%.

The seduction of Olympia Snowe: A story of lust, power, and the lust for power

The New York Times is currently creating merriment with some disingenuous praise concerning Maine’s Republican Senator Olympia Snowe.

This does not appear to be a woman who has been seduced very often
This does not appear to be a woman who has been seduced very often

The New York Times is currently creating merriment with some the most disingenuous praise uttered since, “Gee, you don’t sweat much for a fat girl.”

We’re talking about the left’s wining and dining of Maine’s Republican Senator Olympia Snowe. As the Times remarks, “The significance of the Obama-Snowe relationship lies not in the prospect that the president will replicate it with many, or even any, other Republicans. To achieve his objectives, Ms. Snowe may be the only Republican he needs.”

For her part, Snowe seems quite enamored with the President and “… she offered a surprisingly robust endorsement of Mr. Obama’s skepticism about expanding government too much, his willingness to accommodate different views and his assertion that Washington must act now after decades of failure.”

The Times admitted that Mr. Obama and his team began cultivating Ms. Snowe even before he took office in January. “He’s always eliciting my views,” she said, “wondering, you know, what my concerns are.” How sweet.

Snowe also stated that “she has maintained traditional Republican principles over 30 years in Washington, while her party has moved past them to the right.”
Well, sure, if by traditional Republican principles you mean support for abortion and backing Obama on TARP funds and the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act.

Rest assured that the New York Times is like that creepy guy from high school. It will drop Snowe as soon as it gets what it wants from her.

Source: New York Times

– Written by Patrick Michael

Unfortunately, the wrong Obama is in charge of our foreign policy

President Obama may have said he’s not interested in victory when it comes to Iran, but there’s another Obama who knows how important it is to win.

President Obama may have said he’s not interested in victory when it comes to Iran, but there’s another Obama who knows how important it is to win.

“It’s a battle — we’re going to win — take no prisoners,” Michelle Obama told reporters.

Unfortunately, she wasn’t talking about Iran. She wasn’t talking about Afghanistan. She wasn’t even talking about the healthcare battle. No, Mrs O was talking about her efforts to win the 2016 Olympics for Chicago.

We say put the woman in charge of our foreign policy.

After all, who would you rather face in a street fight? The scrawny, smiling, appeasing Barack Obama or a hard-as-nails, looming linebacker like Michelle?

Source: Political Ticker

Obama’s top advisor says he’s narcissistic and may have a glass jaw

According to a new book called “The Battle for America 2008,”David Axelrod, Barack Obama’s official Yoda, confronted his young Skywalker with this statement:

obama self-loveAccording to a new book called “The Battle for America 2008,” David Axelrod, Barack Obama’s official Yoda, confronted his young Skywalker with this statement:

“At the risk of triggering the very reaction that concerns me, I don’t know if you are Muhammad Ali or Floyd Patterson when it comes to taking a punch. You care far too much what is written and said about you. You don’t relish combat when it becomes personal and nasty….”

Far as we can tell, the book has only sold three copies — one each to Kim Il-Jong, Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Source: ABCnews.com

Everything that’s wrong with the Obama administration summed up in two quick quotes

Everything that’s wrong with the Obama administration summed up in two quick quotes, one from the LA Times and one from HotAir.com.

“I’ve talked to the President once since I’ve been on a VTC.”
– General Stanley McChrystal
Source: CBS

“(SEIU president Andy) Stern estimates he visits the White House once a week.”
– Los Angeles Times
Source: Los Angeles Times

Source: HotAir.com

Huffington Post calls Obama a chess master, but maybe he should start with Yahtzee.

According to the Huffington Post, President Obama is a chess master extraordinaire. No, really. That’s what they said.

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According to the Huffington Post, President Obama is a chess master extraordinaire. No, really. That’s what they said:

President Obama knew about the secret Iranian facility nine months ago. Before he began his strategy of engagement, he knew Iran was lying about its program. When he extended his hand in friendship, he knew Iran had built a secret factory to enrich uranium. Before he offered direct talks, he knew Iran was hiding a nuclear weapons breakout capability.

Each move was denounced as “weak” and “naïve” by the right. That talk looks foolish today. These were the moves of chess master, carefully positioning pieces on the board, laying a trap, and springing it at the opportune moment.

Well, actually, the moves still look weak and naive to us.

We’d say the Huffington Post has it slightly wrong. Obama looks more like the president of the high school chess club than a chess master. And Mahmoud Ahmadinejad looks like one of the tough kids who’s about to give him a wedgie.

Source: HuffingtonPost.com

– Written by Patrick Michael

President Obama now making up supportive quotes from imaginary friends

The same guy who made up enough incidents to write two autobiographies by the time he was forty, is now making up supportive quotes from imaginary friends.

And then Obama fantasized that Angela Merkel said, "Hey, big boy, lose the linebacker chick and meet me in my room."
And then Obama fantasized that Angela Merkel said, "Hey, big boy, lose the linebacker chick and meet me in my room."

The same guy who made up enough incidents to write two autobiographies by the time he was forty is now making up supportive quotes from imaginary friends.

ABC News’ Jake Tapper reports:

President Obama at the Congressional Black Caucus Foundation dinner last night, discussing false claims made about the health care reform bill, told a little anecdote.

“I was up at the G20 — just a little aside — I was up at the G20, and some of you saw those big flags and all the world leaders come in and Michelle and I are shaking hands with them,” the president said. “One of the leaders — I won’t mention who it was — he comes up to me. We take the picture, we go behind.

“He says, ‘Barack, explain to me this health care debate.’

“He says, ‘We don’t understand it. You’re trying to make sure everybody has health care and they’re putting a Hitler mustache on you — I don’t — that doesn’t make sense to me. Explain that to me.'”

Asked who this was, White House press secretary Robert Gibbs would say only “a world leader.”

Yeah, sure. And a world famous super model once told us that IHateTheMedia.com is her favorite website. She says, “IHTM, why aren’t you as large as Drudge? That doesn’t make sense to me. Explain that to me.”

One story is as true as the other. Guaranteed.

Source: ABCnews.com

Community organizers pray to Obama.
Not for Obama, but to Obama.

“Hear our cry, Obama! Deliver us, Obama.” Pardon the expression, but good lord almighty. Now community organizers are praying to Obama.

“Hear our cry, Obama! Deliver us, Obama.” Pardon the expression, but good lord almighty.

Now community organizers are praying to Obama. The Gamaliel Foundation goes way back with Barack Obama and helped organize his early work in Chicago’s poor neighborhoods.

Suddenly, the video clips of school kids singing the President’s praises seem almost innocent by comparison.

Newsweek speaks the unspeakable: Obama is an empty suit

Howard Fineman: The president’s problem isn’t that he is too visible; it’s the lack of content in what he says when he keeps showing up on the tube.

Linguists and liberal Democrats have just discovered that "Barack" is the Swahili word for "empty suit."
Linguists and liberal Democrats have just discovered that "Barack" is the Swahili word for "empty suit."

Howard Fineman takes to the pages of Newsweek to say the words Obamaniacs do not want to hear, especially not from another lib:

 Barack Obama is an empty suit.

The president’s problem isn’t that he is too visible; it’s the lack of content in what he says when he keeps showing up on the tube. Obama can seem a mite too impressed with his own aura, as if his presence on the stage is the Answer. There is, at times, a self-referential (even self-reverential) tone in his big speeches. They are heavily salted with the words “I” and “my.” (He used the former 11 times in the first few paragraphs of his address to the U.N. last week.) Obama is a historic figure, but that is the beginning, not the end, of the story.
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Confirmed: Barack Obama is the Stepford President

President Obama has exactly the same smile in every shot. In fact, the man seems frozen in time. Like a mind-numbed robot. Like a cardboard cut-out. Like something from Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. Like a Stepford wife.

This is just plain weird. There’s no other way to describe it.

All the other presidents, prime ministers, tin horn dictators, petty tyrants and grand poobahs wanted their photos taken with President Obama at the U.N. 130 of them lined up at a reception at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

President Obama has exactly the same smile in every shot. In fact, the man seems frozen in time. Like a mind-numbed robot. Like a cardboard cut-out. Like something from Madame Tussauds Wax Museum. Like a Stepford wife. Like…well…you get the idea.

There’s something incredibly eerie about it.

H/T: HotAir.com

Even Jon Stewart wants to know why no one’s reporting the Democrats’ latest fundraising scandal

Who’s Hassan Nemazee? Merely the latest Democrat fundraiser to go down in flames. He’s accused of embezzling $300,000,000. And yet Joe Biden said, “Had I my way, I would be referring to him as Ambassador Nemazee.”


Van Jones is ancient history. And the ACORN videos are so last week. Let’s move on to the latest Democrat scandal.

Who’s Hassan Nemazee? Merely the latest Democrat fundraiser to go down in flames. He’s accused of embezzling $300,000,000. And yet Joe Biden said, “Had I my way, I would be referring to him as Ambassador Nemazee.”

Much like if we had our way, we would be referring to Joe as former Vice President Biden.

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