Much like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinks there are no gays in Iran, Levi Johnston has never seen one in Alaska. Hasn’t this guy’s 15 minutes of fame expired yet? And while we’re at it, didn’t Joy Behar’s 15 minutes of fame expire about six years ago.
Much like Mahmoud Ahmadinejad thinks there are no gays in Iran, Levi Johnston has never seen one in Alaska.
Hasn’t this guy’s 15 minutes of fame expired yet? And while we’re at it, didn’t Joy Behar’s 15 minutes of fame expire about six years ago.
This is truly a case of the blind leading the blind. Or the moronic leading the moronic.
In a case of remarkably bad timing, the cover story on this month’s Golf Digest is “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.” Turns out, though, that Tiger actually had 20 tips for the President, but space constraints forced Golf Digest to print just ten of them. Luckily, we have uncovered the tips that didn’t make the cut
In a case of remarkably bad timing, the cover story on this month’s Golf Digest is “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.”
Turns out, though, that Tiger actually had 20 tips for the President, but space constraints forced Golf Digest to print just ten of them.
Luckily, the Woodward & Bernstein-like investigative reporters at IHateTheMedia.com have uncovered the tips that didn’t make the cut:
10. If you’ve played the wrong hole, just take the penalty and move on.
9. Never let a stranger touch your putter.
8. Never switch holes in the middle of a round.
7. If it’s out-of-bounds, even if it looks like you could hit it, it’s out-of-bounds.
6. Remember that playing the wrong hole is loss of hole in match play.
5. A stiff shaft and a big head are no guarantee your balls will go straight.
4. In fact, the bigger the head, the greater the odds your balls will go astray.
3. The grass is always greener over there on that other course you’ve always wanted to play.
2. Trading your old bag for a new bag can really mess up your game.
1. Hey, Michelle is hot. What’s she doing Saturday morning at, say, 7:18?
– Written by Scott Montgomery
To sum this story up briefly, ACORN has just conducted an investigation into ACORN and has determined that ACORN is not guilty of any ACORN-like activities.
To sum this story up briefly, ACORN has just conducted an investigation into ACORN and has determined that ACORN is not guilty of any ACORN-like activities.
Former Massachusetts Attorney General Scott Harshbarger, who was selected to perform an investigation of ACORN despite his past ties to the organization, wrote in his report, “While some of the advice and counsel given by ACORN employees and volunteers was clearly inappropriate and unprofessional, we did not find a pattern of intentional, illegal conduct by ACORN staff; in fact, there is no evidence that action, illegal or otherwise, was taken by any ACORN employee on behalf of the videographers.
”ACORN CEO Bertha Lewis, predictably, was pleased with the report, which lays out nine steps for the group to take to ‘regain public trust shaken by the video controversy.’”
“The report is part vindication, part constructive criticism and 100% road map to the future,” Lewis said. “This evaluation shows even the low-level employees portrayed in the videos did not engage in any illegal activity or seek to encourage it.”
Based on this precedent, O.J. Simpson has demanded a retrial, stating that it was unconstitutional for him to be denied the right to serve and his own judge and jury.
Source: New York Daily News
– Written by Patrick Michael
Based on this photo, this administration believes the only thing more powerful than the president of the United States making points to your face is the president of the United States making those same points to your chest.
“The president sees it as a chance to present our points and advance our interests, and you’re not conceding anything,” said an unidentified administration official. “What’s more powerful than the president of the United States making these points to your face?”
Based on this photo, this administration believes the only thing more powerful than the president of the United States making points to your face is the president of the United States making those same points to your chest.
Please be informed that no one at IHateTheMedia.com has slept with Tiger Woods. But we’ll be like half the other whores in the world and claim we did unless he immediately sends us a check for $1,000,000.
Until now we wouldn’t have put her mind on a list of things we admire about Angelina Jolie. But an article in US magazine has convinced us to have a change of heart.
Until now we wouldn’t have put her mind on a list of things we admire about Angelina Jolie. But an article in US magazine has convinced us to have a change of heart:
Barack Obama does not have Angelina Jolie’s seal of approval.
“She hates him,” a source close to the U.N. goodwill ambassador, 34, tells the new issue of Us Weekly (on newsstands now).
“She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise,” adds the source.
But don’t expect to see the Salt actress rally against Democrats on Fox News like her staunch Republican father, Jon Voight.
“Angie isn’t Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors,” the source says.
And that’s where we part ways with the lovely Angelina. Barack Obama is not all smoke and mirrors.
There’s also a liberal helping of bullshit.
Source: USmagazine.com
All the former Vice President’s Men in Climategate: Where are Woodward and Bernstein when we need them?
Where are Woodward and Bernstein when we need them?
Source: Competitive Enterprise Institute
No one has mastered the scam of getting global warming funding better than Penn State’s Michael Mann, one of the prime players in the East Anglia CRU email revelations.
Here’s how the global warming scam works:
Announce that you’ve discovered something called “global warming” that will destroy the earth. Make up statistics “proving” that it’s true. Apply for lots of government grants that allow you to research the problem even further.
No one has mastered this scam better than Penn State’s Michael Mann, one of the prime players in the East Anglia CRU email revelations.
American Spectator discovered that Mann is so proud of all his government grants that he actually lists them on his online resume. Here’s a list of Mann’s funded proposals:
2009-2013 Quantifying the influence of environmental temperature on transmission of vector-borne diseases, NSF-EF [Principal Investigator: M. Thomas; Co-Investigators: R.G. Crane, M.E. Mann, A. Read, T. Scott (Penn State Univ.)] $1,884,991
2009-2012 Toward Improved Projections of the Climate Response to Anthropogenic Forcing: Combining Paleoclimate Proxy and Instrumental Observations with an Earth System Model, NSF-ATM [Principal Investigator: M.E. Mann; Co-Investigators: K. Keller (Penn State Univ.), A. Timmermann (Univ. of Hawaii)] $541,184
2008-2011 A Framework for Probabilistic Projections of Energy-Relevant Streamflow Indices, DOE [Principal Investigator: T. Wagener; Co-Investigators: M. Mann, R. Crane, K. Freeman (Penn State Univ.)] $330,000
2008-2009 AMS Industry/Government Graduate Fellowship (Anthony Sabbatelli), American Meteorological Society [Principal Investigator: M.E. Mann (Penn State Univ.)] $23,000
2006-2009 Climate Change Collective Learning and Observatory Network in Ghana, USAID [Principal Investigator: P. Tschakert; Co-Investigators: M.E. Mann, W. Easterling (Penn State Univ.)] $759,928
2006-2009 Analysis and testing of proxy-based climate reconstructions, NSF-ATM [Principal Investigator: M.E. Mann (Penn State Univ.)] $459,000
2006-2009 Constraining the Tropical Pacific’s Role in Low-Frequency Climate Change of the Last Millennium, NOAA-Climate Change Data & Detection (CCDD) Program [Principal Investigators: K. Cobb (Georgia Tech Univ.), N. Graham (Hydro. Res. Center), M.E. Mann (Penn State Univ.), Hoerling (NOAA Clim. Dyn. Center), Alexander (NOAA Clim. Dyn. Center)] PSU award (M.E. Mann): $68,065
2006-2007 Acquisition of high-performance computing cluster for the Penn State Earth System Science Center (ESSC), NSF-EAR [Principal Investigator: M.E. Mann, Co-Investigators: R. Alley, M. Arthur, J. Evans, D. Pollard (Penn State Univ.)] $100,000
2003-2006 Decadal Variability in the Tropical Indo-Pacific: Integrating Paleo & Coupled Model Results, NOAA-Climate Change Data & Detection (CCDD) Program [Principal Investigators: M.E. Mann (U.Va), J. Cole (U. Arizona), V. Mehta (CRCES)] U.Va award (M.E. Mann): $102,000
2002-2005 Reconstruction and Analysis of Patterns of Climate Variability Over the Last One to Two Millennia, NOAA-Climate Change Data & Detection (CCDD) Program [Principal Investigator: M.E. Mann, Co-Investigators: S. Rutherford, R.S. Bradley, M.K. Hughes] $315,000
2002-2005 Remote Observations of Ice Sheet Surface Temperature: Toward Multi-Proxy Reconstruction of Antarctic Climate Variability, NSF-Office of Polar Programs, Antarctic Oceans and Climate System [Principal Investigators: M.E. Mann (U. Va), E. Steig (U. Wash.), D. Weinbrenner (U. Wash)] U.Va award (M.E. Mann): $133,000
2002-2003 Paleoclimatic Reconstructions of the Arctic Oscillation, NOAA-Cooperative Institute for Arctic Research (CIFAR) Program [Principal Investigators: Rosanne D’Arrigo, Ed Cook (Lamont/Columbia); Co-Investigator: M.E. Mann] U.Va subcontract (M.E. Mann): $14,400
2002-2003 Global Multidecadal-to-Century-Scale Oscillations During the Last 1000 years, NOAA-Climate Change Data & Detection (CCDD) Program [Principal Investigator: Malcolm Hughes (Univ. of Arizona); Co-Investigators: M.E. Mann; J. Park (Yale University)] U.Va subcontract (M.E. Mann): $20,775
2001-2003 Resolving the Scale-wise Sensitivities in the Dynamical Coupling Between Climate and the Biosphere, University of Virginia-Fund for Excellence in Science and Technology (FEST) [Principal Investigator: J.D. Albertson; Co-Investigators: H. Epstein, M.E. Mann] U.Va internal award: $214,700
2001-2002 Advancing predictive models of marine sediment transport, Office of Naval Research [Principal Investigator: P. Wiberg (U.Va), Co-Investigator: M.E. Mann] $20,775
1999-2002 Multiproxy Climate Reconstruction: Extension in Space and Time, and Model/Data Intercomparison, NOAA-Earth Systems History [Principal Investigator: M.E. Mann (U.Va), Co-Investigators: R.S. Bradley, M.K. Hughes] $381,647
1998-2000 Validation of Decadal-to-Multi-century climate predictions, DOE [Principal Investigator: R.S. Bradley (U. Mass); Co-Investigators: H.F. Diaz, M.E. Mann]
1998-2000 The changing seasons? Detecting and understanding climatic change, NSF-Hydrological Science [Principal Investigator U. Lall (U. Utah); Co-investigators: M.E. Mann, B. Rajagopalan, M. Cane] $266,235K
1996-1999 Patterns of Organized Climatic Variability: Spatio-Temporal Analysis of Globally Distributed Climate Proxy Records and Long-term Model Integrations, NSF-Earth Systems History [Principal Investigator: R.S. Bradley (U. Mass); Co-Investigators: M.E. Mann, M.K. Hughes] $270,000
1996-1998 Investigation of Patterns of Organized Large-Scale Climatic Variability During the Last Millennium, DOE, Alexander Hollaender Postdoctoral Fellowship [M.E. Mann] $78,000
That’s almost $6 million you’ve paid for Mann’s models, reconstructions and tricks over the last 13 years.
The earth has a fever! And Michael Mann has 6,000,000 reasons to diagnose it.
Source: American Spectator via PlanetGore
Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi, who threw a shoe at President George W. Bush, gets a taste of his own sandal after a man who felt dishonored by the journalist’s actions against Bush pelted al-Zadir with a shoe during a press conference.
The chucking of the honor shoe. Next to the honor killing, it’s the most ancient of Islamic traditions.
Iraqi journalist Muntadar al-Zaidi, who threw a shoe at President George W. Bush, gets a taste of his own sandal after a man who felt dishonored by the journalist’s actions against Bush pelted al-Zadir with a shoe during a press conference.
Let’s just thank Allah that there isn’t an underwear-flinging custom in the Middle East.
Source: Daily Mail UK
– Written by Sven Waring
You can’t hide this decline, either: Obama’s month-by-month approval gap. Where are those damn global warming scientists when you need them? Obama could use some of their “tricks” right about now.
Where are those damn global warming scientists when you need them? Obama could use some of their “tricks” right about now.
Source:
On November 5 we translated the name of Ed and Nancy Kienholz’s artwork at the National Gallery, The Hoerengracht, as ‘Gentlemen’s Canal’. This should have read ‘Whore’s Canal’. We apologise for the error.
We occasionally feel almost guilty about making fun of liberal media bias. Sometimes it just seems like they do it out of stupidity rather than spite.
Here’s a very odd retraction run by the Times via RegretTheError.com:
On November 5 we translated the name of Ed and Nancy Kienholz’s artwork at the National Gallery, The Hoerengracht, as ‘Gentlemen’s Canal’. This should have read ‘Whore’s Canal’. We apologise for the error.
In the Times’ defense, they were probably thinking about Chris Matthews and got whore and gentleman confused. It could happen to anyone.
Source: RegretTheError.com
In what may be the most amazing headline of the year, AP tells us “Tiger Woods is Racist – he only cheats with White Women”. Apparently even worse than cheating on his wife was his failure to “identify himself as black” and also because of “the race of the women” he’s been involved with.
Captain James T. Kirk. Now there was a man who knew a thing or two about women. It can also be said that Kirk was not very selective and perfectly willing to cavort wildly with any alien species no matter how bizarre.
Tiger Woods? Not so much.
In what may be the most amazing headline of the year, AP tells us “Tiger Woods is Racist – he only cheats with White Women”. Apparently even worse than cheating on his wife was his failure to “identify himself as black” and also because of “the race of the women” he’s been involved with.
In an effort to convince us of the validity of this remark the article continues “If Tiger Woods had cheated on his gorgeous white wife with black women, the golfing great’s accident would have been barely a blip in the blogosphere.”
But we’re told that the African American community has never fully embraced Woods, because “The color of one’s companion has long been a major measure of ‘blackness’ — which is a big reason why the biracial Barack Obama was able to fend off early questions about his black authenticity.”
As one blogger put it “Had Barack had a white wife, I would have thought twice about voting for him.”
If all of this gives you a headache, don’t worry. In the future you will be able to emulate James T. Kirk and utilize snappy pickup lines like “Transport here often” to all races, creeds, colors and species.
Heck, there was even that really hot green women in one episode that…never mind.
Source: NewsBusters.org
– Written by Patrick Michael
Good lord, Harry. A couple more speeches like this and we’ll have to put our liberal friends on 24-hour suicide watch.
Good lord, Harry. A couple more speeches like this and we’ll have to put our liberal friends on 24-hour suicide watch. The full speech ran much longer, but the cameraman must have fallen asleep.
Source: Gateway Pundit
Here this John McCain doppelganger actually shows the gumption we never saw from the real John McCain during his lifeless presidential run.
Who is this guy and what has he done with John McCain? Here this McCain doppelganger actually shows the gumption we never saw from the real John McCain during his lifeless presidential run.
In one clip this guy actually urges AARP members to cut up their membership cards, telling them they’ve been betrayed by the organization. In the second clip the pugnacious little banty rooster goes toe-to-toe with Democrat Max Baucus on the floor of the senate.
Source: Bluegrass Pundit
Two warnings about this video: For our readers: Contains language that you may be consider objectionable. For Al Gore: Contains truths that you may consider objectionable.
Two warnings about this video:
For our readers: Contains language that you may be consider objectionable.
For Al Gore: Contains truths that you may consider objectionable.
The geniuses in the Obama administration spent billions of your tax dollars to keep Chrysler out of bankruptcy. And Chrysler has repaid your “generosity” by hiring an Italian advertising agency.
The geniuses in the Obama administration spent billions of your tax dollars to keep Chrysler out of bankruptcy. And Chrysler has repaid your “generosity” by hiring an Italian advertising agency.
As if that weren’t bad enough, they fired BBDO Detroit, their long-time American ad agency, which will now be forced to lay off hundreds of employees come January.
Well, you say, surely Armando Testa has been ordered to create some hard hitting commercials designed to drive people into Chrysler dealerships. Right?
Wrong.
Advertising Age describes the situation:
“The 30-second commercial for the sleek Chrysler 300 sedan breaks today on national TV and is very similar to a Lancia commercial from a year ago calling for the release of Aung San Suu Kyi, Burma’s pro-democracy leader and 1991 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate, who has been in and out of house arrest since 1989. Although the car is shown, it is not the focus of the commercial. A version of this latest video was initially created as part of the Lancia brand’s sponsorship of the 10th World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates in Berlin last month. Lancia also sponsored the event a year ago, when the first Lancia spot broke.
“We produced the TV film in honor of all those who put their lives at stake in the hopes of making the world a better place,” Mr. Francois said in a prepared statement. “For Chrysler, this is a chance to use our brand image to join with others in the fight for peace and to knock down the walls that divide us. We at Chrysler believe in doing the right thing and making a difference.”
The way we interpret Francois’ comments, he’s saying that increasing sales isn’t a priority.
Any question why these morons went bankruput?
Source: Advertising Age
Barbara Boxer, a California Democrat, chairs the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee. And she thinks the release of e-mails from East Anglia CRU should be treated as a crime. Don’t get us wrong. Boxer doesn’t think the scientific fraud is a crime. No, she thinks the release of the e-mails exposing that fraud was a crime
Babs “Call Me Senator” Boxer sure knows those laws against stealing emails and stuff.
Boxer, a California Democrat, chairs the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee. And she thinks the release of e-mails from East Anglia CRU should be treated as a crime. Don’t get us wrong. Boxer doesn’t think the scientific fraud is a crime. No, she thinks the release of the e-mails exposing that fraud was a crime.
“You call it climategate. I call it email-theft-gate,” she said. “Whatever it is, the main issue is, are we facing global warming or are we not? I’m looking at these e-mails, that, even though they were stolen, are now out in the public.”
“We may well have a hearing on this, we may not,” she continued. “We may have a briefing for senators, we may not. Part of our looking at this will be looking at a criminal activity which could have well been coordinated.
“This is a crime.”
Just to keep things in perspective, Boxer didn’t seem to think it’s a crime when Sarah Palin’s emails were stolen. And she didn’t seem to think it was a crime when the New York Times linked to them. And she didn’t seem to think it was a crime when Joe the Plumber’s personal tax records, voting record, and high school transcripts were stolen by over-zealous Obama supporters. And she didn’t seem to think it was a crime when they were posted all over the Internet.
And that’s the real crime.
Copenhagen’s prostitutes giving it away this week, scientific whores still charging big bucks
Danish Prostitutes to Offer Free Services for Copenhagen Summit Delegates
Source: Daily Contributor
Mann’s Mad Money
Source: American Spectator
ClimateGate: Follow the Money
Source: Wall Street Journal
That Michelle Obama, she’s such a trend setter. It’s little wonder that she’s known as The Most Glamorous First Lady In History. And believe it or not the FLOTUS has outdone her glamorous self again.
That Michelle Obama, she’s such a trend setter. It’s little wonder that she’s known as The Most Glamorous First Lady In History. And believe it or not the FLOTUS has outdone her glamorous self again.
New York Magazine glowingly reports, and we quote, “Michelle Obama Wore Clothes to Light the Christmas Tree.”
And for that reason alone, we are all truly thankful this holiday season.
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– Written by Patrick Michael
TV stations across America use outdoor boards to promote their local news anchors. So far, so good. Then some genius in WPMI-TV’s promotion department decided to add tweets to the station’s outdoor board. Bad mistake.
TV stations across America use outdoor boards to promote their local news anchors. So far, so good.
Then some genius in WPMI-TV’s promotion department decided to add tweets to the station’s outdoor board. Bad mistake.
The station’s general manager and news director have now been suspended for a week because of this embarrassing juxtaposition of news and advertising.
Source: National Review
Don’t try to top someone as quick witted as Red Eye’s Greg Gutfeld. You can’t help but laugh when destroys global warming believer Rob Tannenbaum with one scathing line.
The lesson to be learned here: Don’t try to top someone as quick witted as Red Eye’s Greg Gutfeld. You can’t help but laugh when destroys global warming believer Rob Tannenbaum with one scathing line.
It’s IHateTheMedia.com’s Saturday Morning Obama Movie Matinee, bringing you some of the greatest films of all time. This week’s feature film is Liar, Liar starring Barack Hussein Obama in the title role.
It’s IHateTheMedia.com’s Saturday Morning Obama Movie Matinee, bringing you some of the greatest films of all time. This week’s feature film is Liar, Liar starring Barack Hussein Obama in the title role.
Sit back, grab a bag of popcorn, and enjoy.
Source: The Awl
Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon was convicted Tuesday of “misappropriation by a fiduciary.” That means the classy lady ripped off money meant for poor people.
Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon was convicted Tuesday of “misappropriation by a fiduciary.” That means the classy lady ripped off money meant for poor people.
Of course, we all know that if Dixon had been a Republican the story’s headline would have been “Republican mayor convicted of theft.” But she’s a Democrat. So the liberal media either buries that fact or completely ignores it.
The Associated Press – to its credit – mentioned it in the second paragraph of its story, but other coverage was spotty at best.
For example, ABC2news.com didn’t bother to mention Mayor Dixon’s party affiliation in its 10-paragraph story.
The New York Times finally got around to mentioning it in the 12th paragraph.
WBAL-TV mentioned it in the 22nd paragraph.
NPR’s story didn’t mention Dixon’s party affiliation.
The Baltimore Business Journal didn’t mention it at all.
And neither did NBCwashington.com.
We’re just sayin’.
This speech may truly have been unprecedented. Because it may be the first time one speech was able to piss off liberals who don’t want to fight the war and conservatives who actually want to win the war.
Way back on October 27, 2007 Candidate Obama told his supporters, “I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank.”
This week, December 1, 2009, he promised to send 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan. Of course, it’ll take nine months to get them there and he also promised to begin bringing them home as soon as they all arrive.
White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs will undoubtedly tell us that President Obama’s actions are unprecedented, because that’s this administration’s favorite word.
But this speech may truly have been unprecedented. Because it may be the first time one speech was able to piss off liberals who don’t want to fight the war and conservatives who actually want to win the war.
And you can take that to the bank.
Source: MofoPolitics.com
And later, after the TV cameras had been turned off, President Obama made him quack like a duck. The guy is hypnotic, we tell you.
And later, after the TV cameras had been turned off, President Obama made him quack like a duck.
The guy is hypnotic, we tell you.
Source: The Big Feed
