Tag team in the Senate: Inhofe and Barrasso gang up on Obama’s global warming “expert”

Republican Senators James Inhofe of Oklahoma and John Barrasso of Wyoming teamed up on Obama Science Guru John Holdren, who had predicted global cooling back in the ‘70s.

Think of it as bad cop and badder cop. Republican Senators James Inhofe of Oklahoma and John Barrasso of Wyoming teamed up on Obama Science Guru John Holdren, who had predicted global cooling back in the ‘70s.

The Daily Caller has the details:

The exchange started with Barrasso addressing the committee’s witness, Environmental Protection Agency Director Lisa Jackson.

“Forty years ago, the same scientists that are predicting the end of the world now from global warming were predicting the end of the world from global cooling,” said Barrasso. “So if we had committed the same amount of taxpayer resources and government manpower that the administration now wants us to commit to prevent global warming — if we’d done that prevent global cooling, we wouldn’t be the most prosperous nation on earth.”

He continued: “The fact is that the same doomsday predictions we were getting 40 years is the exact same thing this agency and this administration today. Only now…the problem is man-made global warming.”

… Still later, Inhofe got into the science debate by citing a 1971 study by Dr. John Holdren, who just so happens to be President Obama’s advisor on science technology. In that study Holdren wrote, “The effects of a new ice age on agriculture and the supportability of large human populations scarcely need elaboration here.” Holdren went on to write that the effects could “generate a tidal wave of proportions unprecedented in recorded history.”

A visibly satisfied Inhofe then turned to Boxer, and stated, “So even the president’s people are agreed with me, Madam Chairwoman!”

Inhofe and Barrasso must have felt like that old Steales Wheel song: “Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.”

The video really is worth watching if for no other reason that to watch Barbara Boxer attempt to control events as they spiral out of control. Damn, we’re so proud to have her as our Senator.

Source: DailyCaller.com

“I’ll take intellectually bankrupt Democrats for $1000, Alex.”

In an online forum, Ken Jennings told readers: “[Sens.] Chuck Schumer [D-N.Y.] and Harry Reid [D-Nev.] both called him in 2004 to try to get me to run for Orrin Hatch’s Senate seat.”

In case you’re not a Jeopardy fan, let us explain who Ken Jennings is. You’re typically considered a very successful Jeopardy champion is you can win five games. Ken Jennings won 74 straight games back in 2004. He didn’t just win the games, he destroyed his opponents.

Turns out that winning a game show now qualifies you to be a Democrat senator.
TheHill.com has the details:

In an online forum, Jennings told readers: “[Sens.] Chuck Schumer [D-N.Y.] and Harry Reid [D-Nev.] both called me back personally in 2004 to try to get me to run for Orrin Hatch’s Senate seat.”

Schumer went on to become head of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee in 2005 and earned a reputation for recruiting top candidates.

Jennings continued: “I am not making this up. Win on a game show and you can apparently run for the US Senate. That was when I realized the Democratic Party was f@#$ed in ’04.”

C’mon, guys. If intelligence was a prerequisite for being in the Senate, the Democrats couldn’t get quorum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHKbd4JlZdw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J79o1YYIZcQ

Source: TheHill.com

Private Ryan goes public: Matt Damon disappointed in President Obama

Matt Damon guested on Piers Morgan’s CNN SnoozeFest and was asked if he’s happy with the way Obama is running the country.

Oh, no. The liberal wailing and gnashing of teeth is growing ever louder in Tinseltown. Another former supporter has given up on President Obama.

Matt Damon guested on Piers Morgan’s CNN SnoozeFest and was asked if he’s happy with the way Obama is running the country.

“No.” Damon answered, “I really think he misinterpreted his mandate.”

Quoting a friend, Damon said, “I no longer hope for audacity.”

Feel free to think of IHateTheMedia.com as a friend, Matt, and quote us next time, “I was a moron and got hoodwinked by this charlatan.”

Genius Jackson Jr: Amend the Constitution to make everything free

According to Jessie Jackson, Jr, we need to change the Constitution to give everyone a free house, free medical care, free educations, free iPods and free laptops.

According to Genius Jackson, Jr, we need to change the Constitution to give everyone a free house, free medical care, free educations, free iPods and free laptops.

Why stop there? You left out free cars and free gasoline. Free wide screen televisions and free HBO. Free Grand Slam breakfasts at Denny’s and free dinners at Outback Steakhouse. Free smoothies at Jamba Juice. Free shirts. Free underwear.

In fact, we’re pretty sure Genius, Jr. thinks everything should be free except elections.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhdPrA0b1UM

The Chevy Volt’s shocking sales: Only 281 electric cars sold in February

Question: What’s the only thing that takes longer than charging a Chevy Volt? Answer: Selling all 10,000 Volts they’ve committed to build.

Question: What’s the only thing that takes longer than charging a Chevy Volt? Answer: Selling all 10,000 Volts they’ve committed to build.

The latest sales figures tell a common liberal morality tale: They come up with some wacky socialist scheme and attempt to force it down the gaping gullets of the American people. In the unfortunate case of the Volt, it doesn’t look like even the most liberal of environmental lunatics will spend their own money on it.

The Washington San Francisco Examiner explains:

Peruse Chevrolet’s February sales release, and you’ll notice one number that’s blatantly missing: the number of Chevy Volts sold. The number — a very modest 281 — is available in the company’s detailed data, but it certainly isn’t something that GM wants to highlight, apparently. Keeping the number quiet is a bit understandable, since it’s lower than the 321 that Chevy sold in January.

Note that it’s also lower than the 326 that sold in December. There are about 9,200 left to sell.

326 sold in December. 321 sold in January. 281 sold in February. Please allow us to use those sales figures to extrapolate a projected sales chart for the rest of 2011.

Yes, you’re reading the chart correctly. At the rate sales are plummeting, zero Volts will be sold in September leaving Government Motors with about 7,000 oversized door stops.

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Source: San Francisco Examiner

“I saw daddy wrestling with mommy and it sounded like daddy was winning.”

A Texas mother took her kids to the library. One of the kids found a book that made the mom say, “Holy Dewey Decimal.”

Leave it to those dirty degenerates over at iOwnTheWorld.com to find this story. Wouldn’t surprise us if they checked the book out of the library to see if they could learn a few things.

A Texas mother took her kids to the library. One of the kids found a book that made the mom say, “Holy Dewey Decimal.”

H/T: iOwnTheWorld.com

Delusions of adequacy: Eleanor Clift and Bill Press say, “U.S. auto industry stronger than it ever was”

Eleanor Clift and Bill Press actually claimed on PBS’ McLaughlin Group that the United States auto industry has never been stronger. No. Seriously.

There’s the intellectual equivalent of an arms race going on in the land of liberal television. Except the competitors seem to be racing to see who can say the dumbest thing possible.

MSNBC’s Ed Schultz got out to a big early lead, but Newsweek’s Eleanor Clift is coming on strong and liberal radio host Bill Press is keeping pace.

On Friday, for example, Clift and Press actually claimed on PBS’ McLaughlin Group that the United States auto industry has never been stronger.

No. Seriously. That’s what they said. We realize you doubt that anyone could be that delusional and still maintain a regular gig on network television, but we herewith submit the following transcript and video clip as proof.

Good lord, what morons.

Press: Then there was the auto bailout. Our auto industry is stronger than it ever was today. It was a George Bush program continued by Barack Obama. If he had not continued those two programs, we’d be in the toilet still today.

McLaughlin: (dumbfounded) You say the auto industry is stronger than it ever has been?

Press: Yes, it is.

Clift: Yes, it is.

Buchanan: No, it is not.

Crowley: No.

Press: GM reported its first profits, John.

McLaughlin: I know that. I know that.

Clift: Well, General Motors now has a nice fat share of the market in China. They have recovered, excuse me, and millions of jobs have been saved.

Why stop with millions, Eleanor. As long as your fantasizing, why not make it billions of jobs? Maybe even trillions of jobs.

The only question is, how do you keep yours?

H/T: NewsBusters.org

Mexican reporter wants Obama to veto the Second Amendment

We’re not sure who has the weakest grasp on the United States Constitution and the Second Amendment here – the Mexican reporter or President Obama.

We’re not sure who has the weakest grasp on the United States Constitution here – the Mexican reporter or President Obama.

“Well, the Second Amendment in this country is part of our Constitution,” President Obama said, “and the president of the United States is bound by our Constitution. So I believe in the Second Amendment. It does provide for Americans the right to bear arms for their protection, for their safety, for hunting, for a wide range of uses.”

What the President didn’t say, but undoubtedly thought, was, “That’s a damn fine idea and you’d make an outstanding reporter for any American newspaper.”

H/T: CNSnews.com

Christie on negotiating with unions: “I love collective bargaining. Let me at them.”

Once again, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie points out the obvious that everyone else has ignored:

Collective bargaining is no bargain if both sides are on the same side.

Once again, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie points out the obvious that everyone else has ignored:

Collective bargaining is no bargain if both sides are on the same side.

As Christie says, someone has to represent the taxpayers. And that’s a role he relishes.

Can’t we all just get along a driver’s license?

Just the other day we wondered, “What ever happened to Rodney King?” He used to find himself in trouble and his name in the headlines on a regular basis, but he hadn’t been heard from for a few years.

Just the other day we wondered, “What ever happened to Rodney King?” He used to find himself in trouble and his name in the headlines on a regular basis, but he hadn’t been heard from for a few years.

But now the drought has ended and the Pasadena Star News has the story of Rodney’s well-timed return to the public eye:

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If Rodney were to get a drivers license, this would probably not be the photo he would choose to use

One day before his famous videotaped beating at the hands of a group of Los Angeles police officers, Rodney King was cited Wednesday evening for driving with an expired license, police said.

A patrol unit pulled King over after a motorist called 9-1-1 and reported someone driving recklessly in the area of Santa Anita Avenue and the 210 Freeway, Arcadia police Lt. Paul Foley said.

After issuing him a ticket for having an expired license, officers allowed King’s girlfriend to drive him home, Foley said.

Foley said he could not confirm it was in fact the same Rodney King who was beaten by police March 3, 1991, sparking events that eventually culminated in the Los Angeles Riots a year later, but the two shared the same name and birth date.

We actually kind of like Rodney. He one of those amiable screw-ups who just can’t keep himself from doing something stupid every once in a while.

He’s a good guy. In fact, you might even say Rodney’s tough to beat. Well, no, on second thought, that’s probably something you wouldn’t want to say.

Source: Pasadena Star News

No go, Joe: Delaware voters won’t name an elementary school after the Veep

The mere thought of Joe Biden Elementary School makes us laugh. Out loud. Who could even come up with the concept of naming a school after a national embarrassment?

The mere thought of Joe Biden Elementary School makes us laugh. Out loud. Who could even come up with the concept of naming a school after a national embarrassment?

DelawareOnline has the story:

In a Brandywine School District contest lasting several months, voters decided the name of the new school being built in the Brandywine Hundred neighborhood of Chalfonte should be Hanby Elementary School, rejecting the name of the second most powerful officeholder in the land.

The winning name, which was revealed at Monday night’s school board meeting, was drawn Oscar-like from an envelope and announced ceremoniously by board President Olivia Johnson-Harris and two student members of a committee that had selected five finalists from several hundred names submitted by the community.

One voter, Ellie Kwick, had a very good reason for voting against Joseph R. Biden, Jr Elementary School:

Although she believes Hanby is perfectly acceptable, she was opposed to naming the school after Biden because he sent his children to private schools.

“It seems to me, if you have confidence in the public school district, you send your children there,” she said. “And so, why would you have a school named for you in a public district?”

This video demonstrates a few more reasons that no school should be named after Joe Biden.

Source: DelawareOnline.com

Scam I am: ReachOut competes with Safelink in the government cell phone for the poor scam

Safelink Wireless has competition. Now we can add the ReachOut wireless to the list of companies that take your dollars and magically convert them into cell phones for the poor.

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Safelink Wireless has competition. Now we can add the ReachOut wireless to the list of companies that take your dollars and magically convert them into free cell phones for the poor.

We know the routine. We do an article on this subject and apologists immediately bombard us with comments saying, “This isn’t a government program.” Nonsense. ReachOut admits as much on its blog.

Did I mention that you can get a free cell phone? Believe it or not, if you are considered “low income”, you can. Low income families have it hard. Working hard, paying off bills, and taking care of everyone’s needs is a difficult task. Thankfully, the list of government-assisted products and services now includes a free cell phone.

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Free phone! Free minutes! Every month! You pay, they get it free!

Here’s how the ReachOut Wireless website describes the program:

REACHOUT WIRELESS™ service is U.S. government supported program for Income eligible households provided by Nexus Communications, Inc. In order to participate in the REACHOUT WIRELESS™ service, persons must meet certain eligibility requirements set by each State where the service is to be provided. These requirements are based on a person’s participation in a state or Federal support programs or by meeting the Income Poverty Guidelines as defined by the U.S. Government. REACHOUT WIRELESS™ service is limited to one person per household.

It’s nice to see that competition has been introduced into this program. Now Safelink and ReachOut will slug it out to see which company can give away more of your hard-earned dollars.

Capitalism at its finest.

Source: ReachOutMobile.com

Drew Carey for Senate: Ohio libertarians wants to draft The Price Is Right host

Libertarians in Ohio want to draft Drew Carey, comedian and host of The Price Is Right to run for the United States Senate.

Libertarians in Ohio want to draft Drew Carey, comedian and host of The Price Is Right to run for the United States Senate.

That might sound crazy at first, but we’d love to see the Senate hearing where Carey grills a government contractor by saying, “Why wasn’t the winner the vendor who came closest without going over the real price?” That’ll put an end to those $1200 monkey wrenches and $700 toilet seats.

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That's Senator Drew Carey to you

Politico.com has the story of libertarians asking Carey to come on down:

With no clear-cut Republican contenders having emerged yet for the contest, conservative activist Josiah Schmidt took it upon himself a little more than a week ago to construct a website and Facebook page to kick off the draft effort.

While Carey, who is from Cleveland but currently lives in Los Angeles as host of “The Price is Right,” has not yet commented on the movement, Schmidt told POLITICO the Reason Foundation has already agreed to reach out to the television star about the possibility.

Reason, a libertarian think tank, partnered with Carey on a documentary series on the plight of Cleveland last year.

“Carey’s outspoken libertarian-conservative policy advocacy, most notably through the Reason Foundation, has proven his credentials as someone who could be trusted to spare no sacred cows in his fight to reduce the size and role of government back to what it was originally intended to be. Furthermore, his name recognition, personal wealth, affability, and status as Ohio’s favorite son would be a huge asset in an election,” said Schmidt.

“Drew’s increasing activism in local Ohio politics certainly gives us no reason to think he’s uninterested in running for office. Also, his recent slimming down, the fact that he is in the last year of his five-year contract with Price Is Right, and the fact that he maintains a residence in Cleveland would all match up well with a 2012 Ohio Senate candidacy,” he argued.

Why not? He’s funnier than Al Franken. But what the hell, if that’s now the criterion for being in the United States Senate, get ready for Senator Carrottop.

Source: Politico.com

Oprah Network sinking like the Titanic (no fat joke intended)

The Oprah Winfrey Network, better known as OWN, drew 1.2 million viewers on launch day, but it’s been all downhill since then.

The power and the glory that was Oprah is no more. Last year, the TV show screamer announced she was quitting her successful syndicated TV show, launched her own cable network, and sat back to watch the suckers tune in.

It hasn’t quite worked out quite the way she’d hoped. The Oprah Winfrey Network, better known as OWN, drew 1.2 million viewers on launch day, but it’s been all downhill since then.

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"Look into my eyes. You will watch the Oprah Channel. You will love the Oprah Channel. You will send money to the Oprah Channel."

The Telegraph UK reports that Oprah’s omniscience is over:

The OWN channel, which launched two months ago, is being watched by only 135,000 people at any one time.

The ratings are 10 per cent lower than for the cable channel it replaced which was called Discovery Health.

And only 45,000 of those watching are women aged 25 to 54, the audience the channel is being aimed at.

Miss Winfrey, 57, has urged patience and supporters say ratings will improve when the chat show host begins appearing more regularly herself towards the end of the year.

She will still be busy filming “The Oprah Winfrey Show” for the ABC network until September, but will then be able to devote more time to her own channel. That will include having her own show two or three nights a week.

Oprah is riding to the rescue. Hell, we’d tune in just to see how the horse handled that load.

Source: Telegraph UK

Aryan buryin’ averted: Black TV reporter saves white supremacist from on-air beating

KOMO-TV black reporter Shomar Stone jumped in to break up the fight. Only later did he discover that he had saved a white supremacist.

Seattle’s KOMO-TV reporter Shomari Stone was out in the field the other day when he saw a fight break out between an idiot and a moron.

After making sure the camera was still rolling, Stone jumped in to break up the fight. Only later did he discover that he had saved a white supremacist.

That’s gotta be tough for the moron to explain at the next meeting of the Seattle Ku Klux Klan.

Union perv so offended by Constitution that he uses his First Amendment right to explain tea-bagging to a minor

A 17-year-old high school senior was verbally assaulted by an old democrat who graphically described sexual tea-bagging to him.

In the sixties the counter-culture encouraged the stodgy squares of the era to “teach your children well”. Well, at least the members of Crosby Stills Nash & Young did.

How the times have changed … or are a-changin’ … or something like that.

Big Government has all the details:

The 17-year-old high school senior waded into a sea of communist red to deliver the truth of liberty in the form the US Constitution to the political pagans assembled.

In the process, Patrick was verbally assaulted by an old man who graphically described sexual tea-bagging to the high school student. The incident took place during dueling protests in Jefferson City, Missouri, and was caught on two separate video cameras.

Patrick had grabbed a stack of Pocket Constitutions and Declarations offered for free by the St. Louis Tea Party Coalition The Tea Party held a rally on the south side of the Missouri Capitol. He took those Constitutions to the north side of the Capitol where the unions and socialists had gathered to denounce Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker.

The contrast of the two generations–the dying union generation that demanding more of others with the rising Generation Tea–could not be more stark. Or more encouraging.

On the one hand, you have a creepy old man, speaking filth to a boy. On the other, you have Patrick, politely fending off the old pervert’s sexual advances.

To paraphrase the words of another graying sixties icon, this kid is alright.

Here’s a low-quality video of the incident:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvpsTppoCXM

– Written by Kip Hooker at TheVitaminPress.com

Source: BigGovernment.com

Obama’s on the case: Will spare no effort to determine why killer of U.S. airmen screamed “Allahu Akbar”

Two U.S. airmen were shot and killed in Germany on Wednesday by a man screaming, “Allahu Akbar.” The Perry Mason of presidents is now sifting through the clues to determine why this teabagger committed such a horrible crime.

Two U.S. airmen were shot and killed in Germany on Wednesday by a man screaming, “Allahu Akbar.” The Perry Mason of presidents is now sifting through the clues to determine why this teabagger committed such a horrible crime.

The Politico reports:

President Obama says the government will “spare no effort” to determine why two American airmen were killed and two others were wounded in a shooting in Frankfurt, Germany.

“I’m saddened, and I am outraged, by this attack that took the lives of two Americans and wounded two others. I think the American people are united in expressing our service to those who were lost,” Obama told reporters in a surprise appearance in the briefing room. “We are praying for a speedy recovery for those who were injured.”

Obama promised that “we will spare no effort” to figure out “how this outrageous attack took place.”

“We don’t have all the information yet,” he told reporters. “You will be fully briefed as we get more information.” He added that the attack is a “stark reminder” of the “extraordinary sacrifices” made by the members of the military.

Have you ever heard a guy who’s “outraged” speak with less passion?

Source: Politico.com

Great news: Summer jobs for the young socialists in your family

This socialist summer camp is sponsored by all the usual left wing extremists: Amnesty International, the ACLU, the League of Conservation Voters, Planned Parenthood, Equality California…

If the Great Recession has hit your family, don’t worry. Just send your kids out to work this summer. It’s about time the lazy little slugs begin contributing to the family.

According to this ad from Craigslist Boston, this socialist summer camp is sponsored by all the usual left wing extremists: Amnesty International, the ACLU, the League of Conservation Voters, Planned Parenthood, Equality California, the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, the Democrat National Committee, MoveOn.org, Repower America, Working America, Common Cause and the Center for American Progress.

The ASPCA? Did we miss something? When did the ASPCA become a radical organization?

craigslist socialist summer jobs for students

H/T: C02 Insanity

L.A. Mayor doesn’t believe in a border fence, but now wants a security wall around his mansion

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, who doesn’t believe in walling off the Mexican border and who led LA City efforts against Arizona’s anti-illegal alien law, isn’t quite so forgiving when it comes to protecting his own property.

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, who doesn’t believe in walling off the Mexican border and who led LA City efforts against Arizona’s anti-illegal alien law, isn’t quite so forgiving when it comes to protecting his own property.

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If you were a resident of Los Angeles, you would know that a fence around the mayor's mansion would keep the bad elements inside

CBS Los Angeles has the details:

Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa has asked for approval for a six-foot-wall around the Getty House, the mayor’s official residence in Windsor Square, according to city documents.

But at least one planning official was “caught off guard” by Villaraigosa’s request for increased security around the taxpayer-owned property.

The mayor’s office filed its request on Feb. 2 for a variance to city bylaws with plans to erect a security wall around the property at 605 S. Irving Blvd.

Officials say the wall’s design includes “embedded” security features that will save taxpayer money by cutting costs for security staffing.

Initially, the mayor proposed an eight-and-a-half-foot wall, which was quickly rejected by the Windsor Square Association.

Villaraigosa has scaled down his plans, but the new proposal still exceeds the permitted 42-inch height.

Please note that Villaraigosa’s mansion is located at 605 South Irving Boulevard in Los Angeles. Let’s all meet there at noon and have a picnic lunch on his front yard.

Make sure you leave your trash when you leave. We’ll all go inside the mansion like we own it and use his bathroom or if it’s being used we’ll just use the bushes. If any of us get hurt, we’ll go inside the house and demand that he give us medical care. And if any of us are short of money, we’ll demand that he Villaraigosa cut us each a check.

Anyone know how to say hypocrite in Spanish?

Source: CBS Los Angeles

Mmmm, mmmm: Gallup says Americans have some hot, hot love for Israel

Americans’ views toward the Israeli-Palestinian conflict held fairly steady over the past year, with a near record-high 63% continuing to say their sympathies lie more with the Israelis.

This is not going to sit well in the White House. Despite the best efforts of the Obama administration to destroy the special relationship the United States has always had with Israel, the American people show more support than ever for the Middle East’s only democracy.

Gallup explains it in one short paragraph and one simple chart:

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Americans’ views toward the Israeli-Palestinian conflict held fairly steady over the past year, with a near record-high 63% continuing to say their sympathies lie more with the Israelis. Seventeen percent sympathize more with the Palestinians.

Call us crazy, but we’re pretty sure this isn’t the kind of change the Obama administration had hoped for.

Source: Gallup.com

Democrats in 2009: Never let a crisis go to waste.
Democrats in 2011: Those damn Republicans are exploiting this crisis

Remember back in 2009 when Democrats said, “Never let a crisis go to waste”? Well, that was then and this is now. Now Joe Biden informs us that using a crisis to push through your agenda is a bad thing. A very bad thing, indeed.

Remember back in 2009 when Democrats said, “Never let a crisis go to waste”? Well, that was then and this is now. Now Joe Biden informs us that using a crisis to push through your agenda is a bad thing. A very bad thing, indeed.

TheHill.com has the latest from the voluble Veep:

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Joe Biden speaks truth to power, just not the same truth he spoke two years ago

Unions are not the cause of the country’s economic woes, Vice President Biden said Wednesday.



“Public employees are not the problem. The problem is much deeper,” Biden said during a fundraiser in New York for Rep. Carolyn Maloney (D-N.Y.).

Rather, Biden said, unions are part of the reason the country has a middle class.

Biden said the Republicans are trying to use the bad economy that their policies created to push a conservative social agenda.

“We are going to see the economic conditions they created used as an excuse to fundamentally go after the social agenda that the far right has been trying to accomplish for a long time,” Biden said.

It’s horrible that those Republicans would attempt to use economic conditions to help achieve their agenda. Absolutely horrible. Quick, Joe, call Rahm Emanuel and lget him know they’re crowding in on his territory.

Source: TheHill.com

The Walter Williams Social Security Salvation Solution: Keep the money, give me government land instead

Walter Williams: “Just give me 100 acres of land and I will give up all of my rights to Social Security. How do you like that, Congress?”

Walter Williams, professor of economics at George Mason University and frequent fill-in host for Rush Limbaugh, has come up with an interesting way to save Social Security from bankruptcy.

Let’s let the ol’ Perfesser explain it in his own words:

“By the way, before I leave the subject of what government should be doing, I have an idea for the Congress to deal with, let’s say the insolvency of Social Security. The government owns a whole lot of wasting assets. Namely, they own most of the land in Nevada, Utah, I believe California and Alaska.

I’ll tell you what I would do – I will make a deal with the United States Congress. I will exchange all of my Social Security payments in the future for a hundred acres of land in Alaska anywhere — and they can keep the mule they promised my ancestors. Just give me 100 acres of land and I will give up all of my rights to Social Security. How do you like that, Congress?”

The mule reference of course, refers to the United States government’s pledge to give each freed slave 40 acres and a mule. Because, yes, Walter Williams is black.

Of course, this is radio so that racist Rush Limbaugh probably didn’t know that when he gave Williams the fill-in gig.

By the way, we’re also take the same deal, but we’re slightly more selective than Williams. If the government would be so kind, we would like our 100 acres to be on a nice bluff overlooking the Pacific somewhere in Hawaii. And in return for being less selective we’ll settle for less land. Maybe even just ten acres.

Sound fair?

H/T: DailyCaller.com

Michael Moore’s foolproof scheme for solving the nation’s problems: Steal from the rich

“They’re sitting on the money,” Michael Moore said, “They’re using it for their own — they’re putting it someplace else with no interest in helping you with our life, with that money.

“They’re sitting on the money,” Moore said, “They’re using it for their own — they’re putting it someplace else with no interest in helping you with our life, with that money. We’ve allowed them to take that. That’s not theirs, that’s a national resource, that’s ours. We all have this, we all benefit from this or we all suffer as a result of not having it.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzfd_sNw2-Y

Michael Moore is wasting his time making documentaries. He should really try his hand at comedies, because based on that economic theory, he’s the funniest man who’s ever lived.

“Take my money, please.”

“A rich man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm…”

“Slowly I turned progressive…”

“Is that a wad of cash in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Lenin, Trotsky and Ronald Reagan are in a boat…”

Ahhh, you crack us up, Michael. Stop it, Michael. You’re killin’ us. Our sides ache from laughing.

But wait. It was reported last week that “On Feb. 7, Michael Moore filed papers claiming he was owed at least $2.7 million on 2004 doc ‘Fahrenheit 9/11.’” Considering his desire to confiscate wealth, we assume that he wants those millions only so he can donate them to the United States Treasury.

Holy hypocrisy, Fatman!

Source: Variety

Let the celebration begin: March 3 is Charles Ponzi Day

Today, March 3, is Charles Ponzi Day. Or as it’s known around IHateTheMedia.com, “Barack Obama Day.” o commemorate the theory that you can get out of debt by going further into debt. To remember our valiant forefathers who brought us the Social Security pyramid scheme.

Today, March 3, is Charles Ponzi Day. Or as it’s known around IHateTheMedia.com, “Barack Obama Day.”

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Join us in honoring Charles Ponzi, architect of the Obama Pyramid Scheme

It’s a special day to celebrate the entire Obama agenda. To commemorate the theory that you can get out of debt by going further into debt. To remember our valiant forefathers who brought us the Social Security pyramid scheme. To honor those who gave their lives that they might live off of other people’s money. To note the words of former Illinois Senator Everett Dirksen, who said, “A billion here, a billion there and pretty soon you’re talking about real money.”

We’re going to make this special day a family event by taking our loved ones down to the nearest Government Motors dealership and telling the salesman, “We’d like a brand new 2011 Ponzi. Please load it up with all the latest accessories. And let the next guy through the door pay for it.”

Join us in honoring Charles Ponzi (right), architect of the Obama Pyramid Scheme

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