Jon Stewart is a racist. A horrible, dangerous racist.

It was bad enough when the host of The Daily Show poked fun at about Barack Obama. But now he’s poked fun at about Charlie Rangel and David Paterson.

It was bad enough when the host of The Daily Show poked fun at about Barack Obama. But now he’s poked fun at about Charlie Rangel and David Paterson.

The man is a dangerous bigot who must be removed from the airwaves. He must not be allowed to poke fun at any more fine, upstanding black Americans.

Olbermann asks “Where are the people of color at the tea parties?” Well, here’s your answer, Keith.

Damn, we hate the phrase “people of color.” It just seems silly that it’s wrong to call black people colored, but it’s completely acceptable to call them “people of color.”

We deserve hazard pay for having to watch Keith Olbermann on a daily basis. But someone has to do it.

Racist, sexist, homophobic Americans choose their favorite talk show hosts

“The Ellen DeGeneres Show” was, for the first time, on par with “The Oprah Winfrey Show” (and, in some cases, exceeding “Oprah”) in the minds of viewers.

In one corner, we have a occasionally overweight black woman. In the other corner, we have an annoying lesbian.

The New York Times reports the remarkably unbiased results:

Executives at Warner Brothers have long believed that Ellen DeGeneres is the heir apparent to Oprah Winfrey in daytime TV. Still, they were startled by the news that a media research firm delivered to them last spring.

The researchers from SmithGeiger, who had been hired to assess talk shows, convened to tell a group of six executives that “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” was, for the first time, on par with “The Oprah Winfrey Show” (and, in some cases, exceeding “Oprah”) in the minds of viewers.

How is this possible? How can racist, homophobic, sexist Americans possibly choose a fat, black woman and a lesbian as their favorite television talk show hosts?

Warner Brothers should demand its money back. The research is obviously faulty.

Source: New York Times

Chris Matthews says he forgot Obama is black, doesn’t mention if he forgot Obama is red

We’re not sure what Matthews thought Obama may have become, since he’s constantly reminded us for the last year that Obama is America’s first black president and that’s the only reason conservatives don’t like him. But that’s what the MSNBC host said.

We’re not sure what Matthews thought Obama may have become, since he’s constantly reminded us for the last year that Obama is America’s first black president and that’s the only reason conservatives don’t like him. But that’s what the MSNBC host said.

We’re just trying to imagine how Matthews would have howled if, say, Rush Limbaugh had made the same statement.

Olbermann: Congratulations to all your racists who supported Scott Brown

Scott Brown has lost his mind. He is literally insane. How else can you interpret this comment from the MSNBC host in reaction to Republican Scott Brown’s dramatic victory?

The man has lost his mind. He is literally insane. How else can you interpret this comment from the MSNBC host in reaction to Republican Scott Brown’s dramatic victory?

“…the Republicans and the Tea Partiers will tell you what happens with Scott Brown tonight whether he wins or comes close is a repudiation of Obama policies. And surely one of Obama’s policies from the viewpoint of his opponents is it’s OK to have this sea-change in American history—to have an African-American president. Is this vote to any degree just another euphemism the way ‘states rights’ was in the ’60s?”

Source: NewsBusters.org

Black students harassed for having white personalities

This is where we are during the post-racial presidency of Barack Hussein Obama. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. We’re no longer being judged by the color of our skin, but by the color of our personality.

We’re officially residing in the Twilight Zone. In a case that’s the first of its kind, black students have sued other black students for creating a racially-hostile environment at their school.

Two South Carolina students and members of their family have reached a $150,000 settlement in a harassment case.

Lawrence “Larry” Kobrovsky, attorney for the plaintiffs said, “You have a culture where to act like you want to do well in school is considered acting white. And that is part of why we’re saying that it was racial, even though the students were all of the same race because they weren’t acting how the others thought they should be acting as members of that race.”

Dolan Media told the rest of the story:

The uncle testified that racial separation in the county generally meant white students attended private schools while black students attended public schools.

At the public schools, he said, fitting in meant not being what his family was: “churchy,” “upright” and wanting education, as another witness put it, according to a trial transcript.

“You see, it’s a crime to act white, or it’s a crime to be white,” the uncle testified.

Harassment, he testified, made him feel that “we are just dumb, we’re just not people, we’re undergraded, we’re degraded, and we’re not even supposed to be in this world.”

This is where we are during the post-racial presidency of Barack Hussein Obama. Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. We’re no longer being judged by the color of our skin, but by the color of our personality.

Not sure this is what Martin Luther King had in mind.

Source: Dolan Media via The Big Feed

Is Tiger Woods a racist because he doesn’t cheat with black women?

In what may be the most amazing headline of the year, AP tells us “Tiger Woods is Racist – he only cheats with White Women”. Apparently even worse than cheating on his wife was his failure to “identify himself as black” and also because of “the race of the women” he’s been involved with.

We're not disappointed in Tiger because he cheated with a white woman. We're disappointed because he cheated with an ugly woman.
We're not disappointed in Tiger because he cheated with a white woman. We're disappointed because he cheated with an ugly woman.

Captain James T. Kirk. Now there was a man who knew a thing or two about women. It can also be said that Kirk was not very selective and perfectly willing to cavort wildly with any alien species no matter how bizarre.

Tiger Woods? Not so much.

In what may be the most amazing headline of the year, AP tells us “Tiger Woods is Racist – he only cheats with White Women”. Apparently even worse than cheating on his wife was his failure to “identify himself as black” and also because of “the race of the women” he’s been involved with.

In an effort to convince us of the validity of this remark the article continues “If Tiger Woods had cheated on his gorgeous white wife with black women, the golfing great’s accident would have been barely a blip in the blogosphere.”

Vina, the Orion slave girl, is proof that Captain Kirk was neither racist nor specist.
Vina, the Orion slave girl, is proof that Captain Kirk was neither racist nor specist.

But we’re told that the African American community has never fully embraced Woods, because “The color of one’s companion has long been a major measure of ‘blackness’ — which is a big reason why the biracial Barack Obama was able to fend off early questions about his black authenticity.”

As one blogger put it “Had Barack had a white wife, I would have thought twice about voting for him.”

If all of this gives you a headache, don’t worry. In the future you will be able to emulate James T. Kirk and utilize snappy pickup lines like “Transport here often” to all races, creeds, colors and species.

Heck, there was even that really hot green women in one episode that…never mind.

Source: NewsBusters.org

– Written by Patrick Michael

Joy Behar sees racism in “Black Friday.” Can “White Christmas” be far behind?

We’re not sure what’s worse about this video clip. Was it Joy Behar questioning the hidden racist meaning in the term “Black Friday” or Whoppi Goldberg revealing that she was “going commando”?

We’re not sure what’s worse about this video clip. Was it Joy Behar questioning the hidden racist meaning in the term “Black Friday” or Whoppi Goldberg revealing that she was “going commando”?

Here. Read the dialogue while we recover from that thought.

Goldberg: Oh, hello and welcome to ‘The View.’ Today is Black Friday, all day long. And I’m going to stay black all day because of it. 

Behar: Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday? 

Goldberg: Well, I would have called it African American Friday, but that’s taking something away from it.

Behar: But there’s a negative connotation to it? Or does it mean something else?

Goldberg: No, it’s like when you make all the money – you’re in the black. 

Behar: So it’s positive? 

Goldberg: Yeah. It’s in the black, so it’s a huge great thing. 

Behar: A lot of times, like blackmail is negative, black sheep.

Goldberg: Black people. 

Behar: No, not black people. 

Goldberg: But it used to be, it used to be.

Believe it or not, that was the intellectual part of the conversation. It degenerated from there. Rapidly.

– Written by Patrick Michael

CDC Report: Liberals kill more black people than the Ku Klux Klan

According to numbers from statistics provided by the Guttmacher Institute, a pro-abortion group, 1,784 blacks are aborted each day. Dr. Alveda King, niece of slain civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. said, “… abortion has done what the Klan only dreamed of.”

black genocideOh, Obama! Say it ain’t so!

A new report from the U.S. Center for Disease Control reports that abortion killed at least 203,991 blacks in the 36 states and two cities (New York City and the District of Columbia) that reported abortions by race in 2005. Contrast this with the Tuskegee Institute’s famous report that said 3,437 lynchings of African Americans occurred between 1882 and 1968 and troubling genocidal questions begin bubbling to the surface.

According to numbers from statistics provided by the Guttmacher Institute, a pro-abortion group, 1,784 blacks are aborted each day.

Dr. Alveda King, niece of slain civil rights leader Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. said, “… abortion has done what the Klan only dreamed of.”

Abortion kills more black Americans than the other seven leading causes of death (heart disease, cancer, strokes, accidents, diabetes, homicide, and chronic lower respiratory diseases ) combined, according to data collected by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention for 2005, the latest year for which the abortion numbers are available.

When asked to comment on this report, Dr. Freda Bush, a black, pro-life obstetrician and gynecologist said, “I would like for them to explain why there’s such a significant proportion of their (Planned Parenthood) clinics that are located in minority communities.

White Liberals respond, “We like black people. We just don’t like so many of them.”

The response of Congressional Black Caucus, NAACP, Urban League, and the National Action Committee of Al Sharpton was a collective, “We’ve got our piece of the pie, why should we share it?”

Source: CNSnews.com

MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer thinks all blacks look alike

MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer introduced her guest by saying, “Joining me now to talk about this and the nation’s real problem of joblessness, the Reverend Al Sharpton.” Unfortunately for Brewer, she was interviewing Jesse Jackson.

This really is hilarious.

MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer introduced her guest by saying, “Joining me now to talk about this and the nation’s real problem of joblessness, the Reverend Al Sharpton.”

Unfortunately for Brewer, she was interviewing that other race baiting black reverend, Jesse Jackson.

“I’m Rev. Jesse Jackson,” he said.

“Right. I’m so sorry,” Brewer said. “The script in front of me said Reverend Al Sharpton. I’m looking at your face. I know who you are, Rev. Jackson, we all do. I’m sorry.”

Can you imagine the howls of outrage that would have gone up if someone at Fox had made this mistake.

“It’s an indication of the raaaaaacism that pervades Fox,” Reverend Jackson would have said. Or maybe it would have been Reverend Sharpton. We can never tell those two apart.

Source: MediaBistro.com

Juan Williams rips guest who calls him “a house negro”

Juan Williams and Reverend Ken Hutcherson, a former NFL player and long-time friend of that raaaaacist Rush Limbaugh put the entire Limbaugh-NFL fiasco in perspective.

Juan Williams and Reverend Ken Hutcherson, a former NFL player and long-time friend of that raaaaacist Rush Limbaugh put the entire Limbaugh-NFL fiasco in perspective.

One really interesting point of discussion is that Demaurice Smith, head of the NFL players union who denounced Rush, was a member of Obama’s transition team and formerly worked for Attorney General Eric Holder.

Make no mistake about it, Juan Williams is no one’s “house negro.” But he is Fox News’ house liberal.

The International Olympic Committee is raaaaaacist!

Chicago lost? After the President, the First Lady and Oprah Winfrey endorsed the city? There’s only one answer. The International Olympic Committee is raaaaacist!

Chicago lost? After the President, the First Lady and Oprah Winfrey endorsed the city? There’s only one answer. The International Olympic Committee is raaaaacist!

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First black president called “racist” by progressive magazine

Author Toni Morrison may have called Bill Clinton our first black president, but Mellissa Harris-Lacewell, an associate professor of African-American Studies at Princeton, begs to differ. She thinks he may be a racist.

America's Second Black President (left) and America's First Black President (right)
America's Second Black President (left) and America's First Black President (right)

Author Toni Morrison may have called Bill Clinton our first black president, but Mellissa Harris-Lacewell, an associate professor of African-American Studies at Princeton, begs to differ. She thinks he may be a racist.

In a recent article published in the Nation Magazine she takes issues with remarks made by former President Bill Clinton on the Larry King Show.

While on the show, the former President said, “While I have devoted my life to getting rid of racism, I think this [health care] is a fight that my president and our party — this is one we need to win on the merits.” To which Harris-Lacewell remarked, “This statement required a double take. President Clinton said that he has devoted his life to getting rid of racism? And no one challenged this assertion?”

“Clinton used welfare reform and crime legislation to cement his position as a moderate ‘new’ Democrat,” she added. “Clinton’s policies made life substantially more difficult for poor black mothers and led to the incarceration of tens of thousands more black men. Repeatedly during his presidency Clinton found his way to the center by ignoring the material needs of black communities.”

She went on to say America’s First Black President “has a very checkered past involving racial innuendo, stereotypes and racialized political strategies.”

But she may as well have been speaking about America’s Second Black President.

Source: TheNation.com, HuffingtonPost.com

– written by Patrick Michael

Hugo Chavez hates Fox News, says their “minds are filled with confusions”

Hugo Chavez hates Fox News, says their “minds are filled with confusions.” Congratulations, Fox. You know you’re doing something right when you’re loathed by a bombastic Communist dictator.

Congratulations, Fox. You know you’re doing something right when you’re loathed by a bombastic Communist dictator.

“White people” should be forced to “step down…so someone else can have power”

FCC Chief Diversity Officer Mark Lloyd: “White people” should be forced to “step down…so someone else can have power.” His opinions on the First Amendment, race, power and the American system make Van Jones’ opinions seem positively mainstream.

That’s a quote from Mark Lloyd, the Federal Communications Commission’s new Chief Diversity Officer. His opinions on the First Amendment, race, power and the American system make Van Jones’ opinions seem positively mainstream.

“It should be clear by now that my focus here is not freedom of speech or the press. This freedom is all too often an exaggeration. At the very least, blind references to freedom of speech or the press serve as a distraction from the critical examination of other communications policies.

“…the purpose of free speech is warped to protect global corporations and block rules that would promote democratic governance.”

Of course, Lloyd loves Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez’ “incredible … democratic revolution.” He also admires the way “Chavez began to take very seriously the media in his country.” Translation: Chavez closed down any media outlets that deigned to oppose him.

What’s baffling is that any president ever appointed anyone with these fringe, extreme leftist beliefs to any position in the American government.

Of course, we’ve never had a President like Barack Obama before.

Source: Brietbart.tv

How to tell if you’re one of those eeeeevil racists the Democrats keep talking about

Is your criticism of President Obama’s programs legitimate? Or are you one of those eeeeevil racists the Democrats keep talking about?

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Is your criticism of President Obama’s programs legitimate? Or are you one of those eeeeevil racists the Democrats keep talking about?

Missourah.com recognized just how exhausting it can be trying to differentiate between legitimate criticism and racial hatred. So they developed this handy flow chart that makes the decision oh so very simple.

Source: Missourah.com

John McCain finds his long-lost cojones, calls Jimmy Carter the worst president in history

What did wishy washy John McCain think of Jimmy Carter saying any animosity expressed toward Obama is racist. “It seems to me that President Carter has earned his place as if not the worst president in history, the worst president of the 20th Century.”

What did wishy washy John McCain think of Jimmy Carter saying any animosity expressed toward Obama is racist.

“I’m deeply disturbed by those accusations because it’s an unfair and untrue commentary on the American people and for them to exercise their God-given right to disagree with this administration. It seems to me that President Carter has earned his place as if not the worst president in history, the worst president of the 20th Century.”

Hard to believe we finally agree with the man who has earned his place as if not the worst presidential candidate in history, the worst presidential candidate of the 20th Century.

Boxer Floyd Mayweather is on tonight’s card. Unfortunately, it’s the race card.

Proving that you don’t have to be a former President to make ignorant comments about race, super welterweight Floyd Mayweather said that everyone in England (where there are no racists) loves him, unlike here in racist America.

Sounds like boxer Floyd Mayweather has taken too many punches to the head
Sounds like boxer Floyd Mayweather has taken too many punches to the head

Proving that you don’t have to be a former President to make ignorant comments about race, super welterweight Floyd Mayweather said that everyone in England (where there are no racists) loves him, unlike here in racist America.

The misunderstood and under-loved boxer told ESPN, “This country needs to be more positive. We’re already at war. We’re in a recession. We’re at war and we continue to be negative. The fans in the UK showed me more love than in my own country. That’s crazy … Sometimes I’ll sit back, I’ll be in my theater sometimes, and I’ll think: ‘Imagine if I was the same fighter that I am, and I was the same person that I am, and I was from another country. Can you just imagine how big I’d be?’

Then demonstrating his knowledge of all things racial Mayweather goes on to say, “If Floyd Mayweather was white, I’d be the biggest athlete in America. The biggest, the biggest. I know that for a fact.” He also added that “One thing you never hear. You never hear anything negative about Oscar De La Hoya,” he said. “Anything he do negative, it gets swept under the rug.”

He continued by complaining about the HBO’s broadcasters who will call his latest fight on Saturday.

“Larry Merchant don’t know nothing about boxing,” Mayweather said and then — using the classic racial epithet of all individuals with whom members of their own race disagree — Mayweather said, “What’s that other guy’s name [at HBO]? [Emanuel Steward]. He’s an Uncle Tom.” Mayweather concluded at last by saying “One thing you can’t knock. You can not knock my talent.”

Perhaps, Floyd, that’s because your talent, unlike your brain, doesn’t talk out its ass.

Source: ESPN

– Written by Patrick Michael

Rasmussen Reports: Almost no one buys the theory that ObamaCare protesters are racists

Rasmussen Reports, “Eighty-eight percent (88%) of Republicans reject the notion that most of the opponents are racist. So do 78% of voters not affiliated with either major party. However, just 39% of Democrats share that view. Twenty-two percent (22%) of those in the president’s party say that most of the opposition to his plan comes from racists, and another 39% are not sure.”

it-doesnt-matter Uh-oh. Bad news for the Democrats. No one’s buying their bullshit story that anyone who opposes ObamaCare is a racist.

Rasmussen Reports, “Eighty-eight percent (88%) of Republicans reject the notion that most of the opponents are racist. So do 78% of voters not affiliated with either major party. However, just 39% of Democrats share that view. Twenty-two percent (22%) of those in the president’s party say that most of the opposition to his plan comes from racists, and another 39% are not sure.”

Got that? Even among devoted Democrats, only 22% believe opposition to ObamaCare is motivated by racism.

That sound you hear is another Democrat trial balloon going down in flames.

Source: Rasmussen Reports

Noah Webster becomes official White House spokesman

It seemed for one brief moment on Sunday that White House spokesman Robert Gibbs was holding out the Olive Branch from President Obama when he said on CNN, “President Obama does not think opposition to him is racially motivated, a claim made in Maureen Dowd’s Sunday column.”

It seemed for one brief moment on Sunday that White House spokesman Robert Gibbs was holding out the Olive Branch from President Obama when he said on CNN, “President Obama does not think opposition to him is racially motivated, a claim made in Maureen Dowd’s Sunday column.”

If only Gibbs had stopped there. But CNN’s John King pushed for more and asked the press secretary about former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin.

“After playing a tape of Obama saying death panels are “a lie, plain and simple,” King asked, “Does the president believe that Sarah Palin is a liar?”

“Despite many media outlets saying that what former Governor Palin was saying wasn’t true, she continued to say it,” Gibbs responded. “I’ll let Webster define what one calls her. I think in the absence of fact… sometimes what happens is we fill the void with stuff that quite frankly isn’t true.” He said Obama helped fill that void in his speech Wednesday night.

It’s unfortunate, but not unsurprising, that King never thought to ask, “Why was the health care bill modified to remove end of life counseling if it could not be misconstrued as death panels?”

Let us fill in the void that Gibb’s answer would create “Ummmmmmmmmm.”

Source: Politico.com

– Written by Patrick Michael

Angry white racists gather to lynch Obama

The Huffington Post played the race card on its home page today. The huge headline “GOP Returns to ‘White Voter Strategy'” is placed over what the left seems to think is the typical white racist person

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With President Obama plummeting in the polls, and the public’s dismal view of the ineffective stimulus package, cap-and-trade, Obamacare, Cash-for-Clunkers and the mad race toward socialism, there is only one option left for the far left:

Play the race card. And play it now.

That’s exactly what the Huffington Post did on its home page today. The huge headline “GOP Returns to ‘White Voter Strategy'” is placed over what the left seems to think is the typical white person: he’s a bearded, southern-looking man wearing a cowboy hat and a Redskins jersey. And he’s angry. So angry, in fact, that he’s pointing his finger. And Angry White Man is not alone. An entire crowd of other angry white people can be seen behind him.

Unfortunately, they are blurred so you can’t see their guns, bibles and beers. And lynchin’ ropes. You can’t see their lynchin’ ropes, either.

But we’re pretty sure the folks at the Huffington Post can see them.

Source: Huffington Post

Alford-Boxer Part II: “She assumed that I’m going to be some little ignorant jigaboo”

Black Chamber of Commerce Leader Harry Alford isn’t done with Barbara Boxer. Not by a long shot. Alford called Boxer a racist, obnoxious and caustic. He said, “She assumed that I’m going to be some little, ignorant jigaboo.”

Black Chamber of Commerce Leader Harry Alford isn’t done with Barbara Boxer. Not by a long shot.

During an interview with John Ziegler on KGIL/Los Angeles, Alford called Boxer a racist, obnoxious and caustic. He said, “She assumed that I’m going to be some little, ignorant jigaboo.”

If you look back at the Senate hearing where Barbara Boxer and Harry Alford went at it, you might add vacuous and condescending. And if you’re really on a roll, you might add that she’s desperately in need of Nancy Pelosi’s botox dealer.

But that would be catty and totally beneath us.

Update 7/24/09: Dennis Miller interviews Harry Alford:

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Source: GatewayPundit.com

200 New York state employees fired for being white

The post racial society ushered in by the election of Barack Obama, our first semi-black president, is manifesting itself in very unexpected ways.

Albinos need not apply in the state of New York
Albinos need not apply in the state of New York

The post racial society ushered in by the election of Barack Obama, our first semi-black president, is manifesting itself in very unexpected ways.

Fredric Dicker, a well-known New York political reporter, recently reported that:
During the first five months of this year, with the Senate under the control of its first African-American majority leader, [State Senator Malcolm] Smith, top Democrats bemoaned the lack of minority Senate staffers.

But instead of trying to recruit new hires, they fired nearly 200 almost exclusively white workers and replaced them with a large number of minority employees, many of whom were seen by their fellow workers to be unskilled at their new jobs.

The move produced severe racial tensions, made worse by the fact that, as a high-level Democratic staffer confided, “We’ve been told to only hire minorities.’’

Congratulations. You now live in post-racial America.

Now clean out your desk, Whitey. Pack your belongings, Honky. And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way you, Cracker.

Source: New York Post via Brain-Terminal.com

Uh-oh. Black Republicans demand apology
from racist Democrats

The National Black Republican Association (all twelve members) believe the President should apologize to them for the Democrat Party’s long, sordid history of racism.

Lyndon Johnson led the Great Society. Barack Obama leads the Great Big Apology Society.

So it’s only natural that the National Black Republican Association (all twelve members) believe the President should apologize to them for the Democrat Party’s long, sordid history of racism.

They call the Democrat Party “the party of the four S’s: Slavery, Secession, Segregation, and now Socialism.” And they want President Obama to issue that apology ASAP.

“The Democratic Party Owes Blacks an Apology” by Chairman Frances Rice, explains their reasoning.

As the Examiner reports: The NBRA is not asking this of our government, our country, American citizens, nor the Republican Party. They are asking it solely from the Democrat Party. Further, they ask Democrats to stop “issuing unwarranted apologies on behalf of America, while simultaneously using racial politics for partisan political gain.”

The black Republicans put the blame for America’s racial problems right square on the shoulders of the Democrat Party. They believe the Democrat Party socialist policies actually harm blacks instead of helping them.

We consider this demand for an apology racist and discriminatory because it excludes white Republicans from receiving the apology they’re owed by Democrats.

So on behalf of white Republicans, we demand an apology for Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Jimmy Carter. Especially Jimmy Carter.

We’re waiting.

Source: Examiner.com via Bluegrass Pundit

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