Obama concedes defeat on global warming. In his own weasely way.

meeting is a waste of time,” but his actions said it loud and clear.

But President Obama, the polar bears are counting on you!
But President Obama, the polar bears are counting on you!

He didn’t actually say, “The whole damn Copenhagen global warming meeting is a waste of time,” but his actions said it loud and clear.

Here’s how the Times UK tells the story:

President Obama will almost certainly not travel to the Copenhagen climate change summit in December and may instead use his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech to set out US environmental goals, The Times has learnt.

With healthcare reform clogging his domestic agenda and no prospect of a comprehensive climate treaty in Copenhagen, Mr Obama may disappoint campaigners and foreign leaders, including Gordon Brown and Ed Miliband, who have urged him to attend to boost the hopes of a breakthrough.

The White House would not comment on Mr Obama’s travel plans yesterday, but administration officials have said privately that “Oslo is plenty close” — a reference to the Nobel ceremony that falls on December 10, two days into the Copenhagen meeting.

The White House confirmed that the President would be in Oslo to accept the prize, but a source close to the Administration said it was “hard to see the benefit” of his going to Copenhagen if there was no comprehensive deal for him to close or sign. Another expert, who did not want to be named, said he would be “really, really shocked” if Mr Obama went to Copenhagen, adding that European hopes about the power of his Administration to transform the climate change debate in a matter of months bore little relation to reality. The comprehensive climate change treaty that for years has been the goal of the Copenhagen conference was now an “unrealistic” prospect, Yvo de Boer, the UN official guiding the process, said last week.

Please allow us to translate President Obama’s actions into words:

“Hell, man, I’m not going to Copenhagen unless I can claim credit for its success and look like the conquering hero I am in my own mind. This thing’s going down in flames, so maybe I’ll send Hillary.”

Or words to that effect.

Source: Times UK

Congressman calls Fed assistant a whore, redefining the term “pot calls kettle black”

Pity poor Todd Jurkowski. He’s the guy responsible for following Alan Grayson around with a dictionary trying to figure out what he means and whether or not the Democrat Congressman should apologize.

The guy who follows Alan Grayson around apologizing for his comments has real job security
The guy who follows Alan Grayson around apologizing for his comments has real job security

Pity poor Todd Jurkowski. He’s the guy responsible for following Alan Grayson around with a dictionary trying to figure out what he means and whether or not the Democrat Congressman should apologize.

Apparently calling Linda Robertson, an adviser to Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke a whore was a close call on the apology thing. “Let’s be clear about the context,” Todd said. “The attack was on her professional career, not her personal life.”

After originally standing by his comments, Grayson apologized saying, “I did not intend to use a term that is often, and correctly, seen as disrespectful of women.”
Alan Grayson, Linda Robertson,
“She attacked the Congressman and his efforts to promote a Republican bill to audit the Federal Reserve,” Jurkowski said of Robertson. “She actually questioned his understanding of the difference between fiscal and monetary policy. She had the audacity to attack a Congressman who used to be an economist.”

It sounds to us that what Todd really wanted to say was “The bitch had it coming.”

Source: CBS News

– Written by Patrick Michael

Arnold writes letter telling California assemblyman to “f” himself

He vetoed the bill and sent Ammiano and his fellow legislators a veto letter. Not just an ordinary veto letter, mind you, but an oddly-worded letter with a Da Vinci Code-like message that reveals the Governator’s true feelings.

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California Assemblyman Tom Ammiano introduced a bill to help the Port of San Francisco with some financing issues. It sailed through both houses of the California legislature with little opposition and went to Governor Schwartzenegger for his signature.

But Arnold had other ideas. He vetoed the bill and sent Ammiano and his fellow legislators a veto letter. Not just an ordinary veto letter, mind you, but an oddly-worded letter with a Da Vinci Code-like message that reveals the Governator’s true feelings.

To decode Arnold’s message, just read down the first letter in each line on the left side of the letter.

While we can’t help but admire Arnold’s sentiment and ingenuity, we long for the likes of Harry Truman, who would have just come out and said what he meant.

Source: SFBG.com

Valerie Jarrett says Fox News is biased, but MSNBC is…hey, how about those Phillies

This video clip has two newsworthy components. First, Valerie Jarrett attacked Fox News while being interviewed on CNN. Second, CNN’s Campbell Brown actually had the integrity to call her on it.

This video clip has two newsworthy components. First, Valerie Jarrett attacked Fox News while being interviewed on CNN. Second, CNN’s Campbell Brown actually had the integrity to call her on it.

Brown: Do you think Fox News is biased?

Jarrett: Of course they’re biased. (laughs)

Brown: Well, do you also think MSNBC is biased?

Jarrett: Well, you know what? This is…this is the thing. I don’t want to generalize and say Fox is biased or another station is biased. I think what we want to do is to look at it on a case-by-case basis. And when we see a pattern of distorition, were going to be honest about that pattern of distortion.

Brown: But you only see that at Fox News. That’s all that you’ve spoken out about.

Jarrett: That’s actually not true.

Well, yes, Ms. Jarret, that actually is true. Fox is the only network you’ve criticized and the only one you’re likely to criticize. Criticizing MSNBC would be like eating your own young.

Kudos to Campbell Brown. The “are you friggin’ kidding me” look on her face during the interview pretty much says it all.

Source: HotAir.com

You may be surprised to find out which cable news network has the most liberal viewers

61% of the viewers of Fox describe themselves as middle-of-the-road or liberal?” Wallace said. “Given how much bigger the Fox audience is than the other Cable audiences, I’ll bet our 61% is bigger than CNN or MSNBC in total.”

Fox attracts more conservatives. More liberals. More independents. More visitors from other planets. More of everyone.
Fox attracts more conservatives. More liberals. More independents. More visitors from other planets. More of everyone.

A recent quote from Fox host Chris Wallace caught our attention.

“Did you know 61% of the viewers of Fox describe themselves as middle-of-the-road or liberal?” Wallace said. “Given how much bigger the Fox audience is than the other Cable audiences, I’ll bet our 61% is bigger than CNN or MSNBC in total.”

Let’s look at O’Reilly and Olbermann and do a little math and find out if Wallace is correct.

On Thursday, October 22 (a night chosen at random) Bill O’Reilly drew 3,436,000 viewers and Keith Olbermann drew a meager 1,179,000 viewers.

61% of 3,436,000 = 2,095,960.

Well, look at that. Almost twice as many Democrats and independents watch O’Reilly than watch Olbermann.

We’re not sure which stat surprises us most: the fact that more Democrats and independents watch Fox or that there are still a million people who watch Olbermann.

Source: LAradio.com, Media Bistro

Afghani students burn Obama in effigy. They must be raaaaaacists.

Oh, those irrepressible Afghani university students. They had themselves a grand old time the other day and it wasn’t even homecoming.

Racist Afghani students burn President Obama in effigy
Racist Afghani students burn President Obama in effigy

Oh, those irrepressible Afghani university students. They had themselves a grand old time the other day and it wasn’t even homecoming.

As Associated Press reports:

University students play with a burning effigy of the President Barack Obama during a demonstration in front of the Afghan Parliament in Kabul, Afghanistan on Sunday, Oct. 25, 2009. Hundreds of Afghans shouted anti-US, NATO and Afghan government slogans and burned effigy of the President Barack Obama during a rally to protest a rumor that U.S. forces had bombed a mosque and burned a copy of the Muslim holy book, the Quran, in nearby Wardak province in mid-October.

But…but…but he gave a speech in Cairo. He told the Muslim world that we love them. He told them that everything was our fault. He told them his middle name was Hussein.

Quick, Barack, give another speech. They seem to work really well.

Source: Associated Press

A music video to enjoy while you laugh at Al Gore and some of last week’s “global warming” headlines

Enjoy the music while you read some “global warming” news from the last few days.

This video’s a couple years old now, but we were reminded of it by the good folks over at IceAgeNow.com. Enjoy the music while you read some “global warming” news from the last few days.

All-time October low recorded in Bavaria
Source: The Local

BBC relents over debate on warming
Source: The Northern Echo

Poll: Americans’ belief in global warming cools
Source: Associated Press via AJC

West Antarctic Ice Sheet May Not Be Losing Ice As Fast As Once Thought
Source: ScienceDaily.com

Rachel. Maddow’s. Worst. Week. Ever.

The only thing falling faster than President Obama’s approval ratings are MSNBC’s cable news ratings. Especially those of the irrepressible Rachel Maddow.

Rachel Maddow. Or Ron Reagan, Jr. Or Andy Dick. We can never tell.
Rachel Maddow. Or Ron Reagan, Jr. Or Andy Dick. We can never tell.

The only things falling faster than President Obama’s approval ratings are MSNBC’s cable news ratings. Especially those of the irrepressible Rachel Maddow.

The Ron Reagan, Jr. look-alike just racked up the worst one week ratings of her one year sojourn at MSNBC. For the first time ever, she went through an entire week without attracting a million viewers on any night. In fact, her total viewers for the week were a meager 4,147,000 people. That’s barely more than Bill O’Reilly nets in a single night.

Here are the sad specifics:

Date 25-54 Age Demo Total Audience
Fri, Oct 16 283,000 937,000
Thu, Oct 15 214,000 894,000
Wed, Oct 14 227,000 787,000
Tue, Oct 13 281,000 913,000
Mon, Oct 12 158,000 616,000



At the rate she’s going, Rachel’s last viewer will turn over to Hannity sometime in 2012. Just in time to get a more realistic view of the mid-term elections.

Source: MediaBistro.com

Dueling Headlines: Mind-numbed Republicans

Barack Obama says repulicans are “mind-numbed robots” who do what they are told. He’s not paying attention.

“Democrats are an opinionated bunch. You know the other side, they just kind of do what they’re told. Democrats, y’all thinkin’ for yourselves.”
– President Obama, October 20

“Some of the most prominent names in national Republican Party politics are lining up against the GOP nominee in a key upstate New York House special election.”
– Politico.com, October 24

Source: Wall Street Journal/Best of the Web Today

We hate to admit it, but Nancy Pelosi may have been right

We may owe Nancy Pelosi an apology. We laughed at her back in February when she said 500 million people might lose their jobs every month.

We may owe Nancy Pelosi an apology. We laughed at her back in February when she said 500 million people might lose their jobs every month.

But we’re now nine months into the Obama economy and it’s beginning to look like that number may be accurate.

Please accept our humblest apologies, Speaker Pelosi.

Bring in the death panel: Michael Moore’s “Capitalism” is on life support

When a thoroughbred racehorse breaks a leg on the track, they rush out and quickly put the poor beast out its misery with a bullet to the head. Anyone have a spare round for Michael Moore’s “Capitalism?”

capitalism-poster When a thoroughbred racehorse breaks a leg on the track, they rush out and quickly put the poor beast out its misery with a bullet to the head. Anyone have a spare round for Michael Moore’s “Capitalism?”

This weekend’s results are in. Capitalism’s total box office receipts were a sad, sad $703,000. It’s total box office is a paltry $12,937,000 after five weeks of release. Five films brought in more than that this week alone.

Capitalism’s vital signs are extremely weak. Friends and family are gathered at its bedside. No heroic measures will be taken to keep it alive. Say your goodbyes. Bring in the priest and give the last rites. Order a casket and a hearse. Schedule a day at the cemetery.

And then pause and laugh your ass off at that fat bastard Michael Moore.

Source: BoxOfficeMojo.com

You know Bill Maher is crazy when he makes Alec Baldwin and Chris Matthews seem sane

Seriously. Bill Maher has off the deep end. Way off. Even liberal lunatics like Chris Matthews and Alec Baldwin are rolling their eyes and wondering if Maher has lost it.

Seriously. Bill Maher has off the deep end. Way off. Even liberal lunatics like Chris Matthews and Alec Baldwin are rolling their eyes and wondering if Maher has lost it.

Of course, he couldn’t lose it unless he once had it and that is definitely not an assertion that would hold up in court.

Source: Mediaite.com

Rosie O’Donnell’s ugly divorce (could she have any other kind?)

Anyone who’s lived with Rosie O’Donnell for five years deserves the Nobel Peace Prize a hell of a lot more than President Obama does.

Kelli Carpenter smiles for the camera as Rosie O'Donnell attempts to strangle her
Kelli Carpenter smiles for the camera as Rosie O'Donnell attempts to strangle her

Anyone who’s lived with Rosie O’Donnell for five years deserves the Nobel Peace Prize a hell of a lot more than President Obama does.

But now we’re sad to report that Rosie and longtime partner Kelli Carpenter admit to having “issues.” That’s Hollywood talk for “I can’t stand the sight of you anymore, you fat, obnoxious, angry bitch.”

The New York Daily News reports the sad details:

Rumors that the relationship was on the rocks began after O’Donnell posted cryptic messages on her personal blog about the difficulties of marriage and the fact that she wasn’t aware Carpenter had a Facebook page until a reader asked her about it.

O’Donnell and Carpenter were married in a non-state-recognized ceremony in San Francisco in 2004 and have three adopted children – Parker, 14, Chelsea, 12 and Blake, 9 – as well as daughter Vivienne, 6, whom Carpenter gave birth to via artificial insemination.

“They’re adorable and wonderful and they are by far a priority,” O’Donnell told USA Today. “Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues. Those are the only words I am ever going to say. Ever. And that is something that has been agreed upon by all parties.”

“But everything’s fine and everybody’s good and we’re still both raising them together,” she added. “We will both continue to parent them and we’re friendly and everything’s all right.”

Carpenter has reportedly moved into the couple’s Manhattan condo with their youngest child, according to RadarOnline.com. According to the gossip site’s sources, O’Donnell’s mood swings were the cause of the split.

And by mood swings, they mean Rosie goes from neurotic to psychotic. On a good day.

Source: New York Daily News

NY Times columnist Charles Blow gets giddy over First Lady, may want to be First Lady

New York Times columnist Charles Blow loves Michelle Obama. When he makes love, we suspect that he fantasizes that he is the Most Glamorous First Lady in History.

New York Times columnist Charles Blow likes Michelle Obama. Perhaps a bit too much
New York Times columnist Charles Blow likes Michelle Obama. Perhaps a bit too much

New York Times columnist Charles Blow loves Michelle Obama. When he makes love, we suspect that he fantasizes that he is the Most Glamorous First Lady in History.

Michelle Obama is the coolest first lady ever…

I could pile on platitudes here about her professional accomplishments, or explore to what degree she is redefining the role of women, or predict how she will be viewed by historians in the pantheon of her predecessors. I could, but I won’t. That’s not my bailiwick.

But I will say that she seems particularly suited to these times. She provides a certain authenticity and clarity of self in a time of uncertainty, projecting a casual grace onto a world of amplified anxiety. She has become a powerful symbol of fearlessness, refinement, frugality and frivolity, managing to be both fun and serious simultaneously. She’s genuinely human.

Mrs. Obama is redefining my concept of a first lady, and I like it.

Oops. Premature ejaculation.

Source: New York Times

One video that’s too shocking for YouTube and seven that should be

YouTube has disabled one of our videos, saying it had violated their Community Guidelines. Take a look at others think are okay.

Last week we ran a video we called “Can you spot the person who needs to be deported?”. You an watch it above.

The clip is now hosted on DailyMotion.com after YouTube disabled it, saying it had violated their Community Guidelines. Here’s what the violation notification said:

Sometimes people do get hurt and it’s inevitable that these events may be documented on YouTube. However, YouTube is not a shock site. It’s not okay to post gross-out videos of accidents, dead bodies or similar things intended to be shocking, sensational or disrespectful. If a video is particularly graphic or disturbing, it should be balanced with additional educational or documentary context and information

Apparently our video was too “shocking, sensational or disrespectful” for the delicate souls at YouTube. Watch it for yourself and we think you’ll agree that it’s neither shocking nor sensational, so they must have deemed it to be disrespectful. Call us crazy, but we thought the guy in the video who…uh…fertilized the plant was the disrespectful one. But we may be behind the times on what’s right and what’s wrong these days.

We apologize to the YouTube, their owner Google, and the eagle-eyed member of the multicultural citizen patrol who alerted YouTube to our insensitivity.

So as a public service, and to instruct everyone in the type of videos that don’t violate YouTube’s “shocking, sensational or disrespectful” guidelines, we would like to present the following selection of YouTube-approved videos. We’d issue some content warnings, but they have YouTube’s official seal of approval.

So what the hell. Continue to view (possibly NSFW)…

Continue reading “One video that’s too shocking for YouTube and seven that should be”

ObamaCare: A picture’s worth a thousand words and/or a trillion dollars

Milwaukee residents lined up in the rain and waited hours for flu shots. Mike O’Keefe brought a sign that put the whole thing in perspective.

welcome-to-government-healthcare Milwaukee residents lined up in the rain and waited hours for flu shots. Mike O’Keefe brought a sign that put the whole thing in perspective.

Source: Gateway Pundit

Michelle demonstrates how to use a hula hope hoop

The Most Immaculate First Lady In History held a Healthy Kids Fair on the South Lawn of the White House. She showed the tykes how to use a hula hope….eer…hoop while dressed up all glamorous-like.

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The Most Immaculate First Lady In History held a Healthy Kids Fair on the South Lawn of the White House. She showed the tykes how to use a hula hope….errrr…hoop while dressed up all glamorous-like.

Here’s how the LA Times blog sarcastically described it:

As she often does in her public remarks (think Copenhagen), the president’s wife falls back on her own life for story material. We learn today that in her childhood they got pizza once each year or semester, one or the other — and then only if the children had received good grades.

We also learn Mrs. Obama loves french fries. Very much. Extremely much. But that she knows she can’t eat them every day. She doesn’t explain why not. Apparently, she thinks it’s bad somehow.

Mrs. Obama also says that her two daughters have no TV time on school days, which forces them to find activities other than sitting. Actually moving around, the way neighborhood youngsters did back in the neolithic pre-TV times of the 1940s and before.

And Sasha and Malia Obama only get a few hours of TV on the weekend — presumably not Fox News either because, according to other White House denizens, watching that channel can cause bad things to happen to the human brain.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s great. We get it. She’s The Most Glamorous First Lady In History and also The Greatest Mother In History.

We have to end this story now. Our healthy, fiber-filled bonbons are melting and getting all over our keyboard.

Source: LA Times

Welcome to tonight’s edition of Jihad Jeopardy

Tonight’s contestants are Mohammed Abu Abdul, a freedom fighter from Kismayo, Sudan; Abdul Mohammed Abu, a jihadist from Kismayo, Sudan; and Abu Abdul Mohammed, a terrorist from Kismayo, Sudan.

"I'd like 'Killing Innocent Women & Children" for $1200, Alex."
"I'd like 'Killing Innocent Women & Children" for $1200, Alex."

Tonight’s contestants are Mohammed Abu Abdul, a freedom fighter from Kismayo, Sudan; Abdul Mohammed Abu, a jihadist from Kismayo, Sudan; and Abu Abdul Mohammed, a terrorist from Kismayo, Sudan.

Here’s how AFP reports the shocking – but somehow not so shocking – story:

The radio-broadcast quiz organised by the Al-Qaeda-inspired Shebab organisation in the southern Somali city of Kismayo lasted throughout Ramadan, which ended last month.

Five neighborhoods of the port city entered the competition, which consisted mainly of questions on science, culture and the Koran.

The winners – a team from Farjano district – were given a first prize consisting of one AK-47 assault rifle, two hand grenades, an anti-tank landmine and office supplies at a ceremony attended by hundreds of residents.

“The team in the first place gets the weapons and office equipment worth upward of 1,000 dollars,” Sheikh Abdullahi Alhaq said, sparking cheers and applause in the crowd.

“It was a wonderful event because I have never seen students being rewarded with weapons as a result of an education competition”, Mohamed Hersi, a Kismayo trader who attended the ceremony, told AFP.

The quiz show’s runners-up had to settle for an AK-47 and ammunition.

Alex Trebek must be turning over in his grave. What’s that? Alex is still alive? Could have fooled us.

Source: AFP via Tim Blair

Understatement of the Week: Nancy Pelosi isn’t very popular

The only place people like Queen Nancy is in her home district. Of course, that’s San Francisco, so it’s not really like there are any Americans who like her.

The symbol of the Democrat party views a meeting of party leaders
The symbol of the Democrat party views a meeting of party leaders

The only place people like Queen Nancy is in her home district. Of course, that’s San Francisco, so it’s not really like there are any Americans who like her.

Rasmussen Reports tells the sad tale:

Despite months of haggling over health care reform, voters continue to view leaders in Congress in the same light. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi remains the most well known – and most disliked – of the legislature’s top leaders.

The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 58% of likely voters view Pelosi unfavorably, up just one point from September. That percentage has fallen in a range of 53% to 64% since Congress began its session in February.

Forty-three percent (43%) view the San Francisco Democrat very unfavorably, down one point over the past month.

The same poll shows that Harry Reed, the Democrat’s top dog in the Senate, viewed unfavorably by 45% of the American people and positively by just 28% (unlike Pelosi, poor Harry is pretty much reviled in his own state, too). Another Rasmussen poll shows President Obama with a -10% favorability rating.

Amazing that a party whose symbol is a donkey should have so many leaders who are horses’ asses.

Source: Rasmussen Reports

One of those things floating around the internet

Enjoy this image that is floating around on the net. Yeah, most of us have seen it before, but it’s just refreshing to look at it again.

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American flag, $25.00
Gasoline, $2.50
Cigarette Lighter, $9.00
Setting yourself on fire because you’re a terrorist jerk, priceless

We know, many of you have seen it before, but it’s just so refreshing to take another look at it.

Obama vs the Teleprompter: The judges score another round for the Teleprompter

Barack Hussein Carter spoke at MIT on Thursday. Well, “spoke” is a generous assessment of what he did. “Stuttered and stammered when he lost his place on the teleprompter” is a more accurate description.

Barack Hussein Carter spoke at MIT on Thursday. Well, “spoke” is a generous assessment of what he did. “Stuttered and stammered when he lost his place on the teleprompter” is a more accurate description.

The two most valuable words ever spoken

You undoubtedly remember that moment when South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson hollered “You lie” during President Obama’s address to a joint session of Congress. Wilson has become one of the country’s most popular politicians since that outburst.

joe-wilson You undoubtedly remember that moment when South Carolina Congressman Joe Wilson hollered “You lie” during President Obama’s address to a joint session of Congress.

Wilson has become one of the country’s most popular politicians since that outburst. Democrats may not have liked it, but Republicans did. In fact, $2.7 million has flooded into his campaign coffers since that infamous moment.

Based on this development, look for Harry Reid to start screaming during Obama’s next speech.

Source: Campaign Spot

Poor Ed Schultz is now begging people to watch his MSNBC show

MSNBC’s ratings are in the dumper. Rachel Maddow just finished her lowest rated week ever. And poor Ed Schultz is now begging his radio audience to watch his TV show.

MSNBC’s ratings are in the dumper. Rachel Maddow just finished her lowest rated week ever. And poor Ed Schultz is now begging his radio audience to watch his TV show.

Here’s Ed groveling on his radio show the other day:

Schultz: We are trailing CNN for the month of October so we gotta get after it, Ed heads. We don’t want to lose, do we? Come on now. That’s the, the balloon boy really screwed me up. You know, it’s what happened! They cook up this balloon thing and we gotta cover it and everybody runs to CNN to the tune of three, four hundred thousand more people.

Now I gotta bust ass here to the end of the month to make sure we win this thing again! That’s what happens! That’s just the culture of it! I couldn’t find a political angle on the balloon thing, so that’s what hurt me, I guess, I don’t know.

The problem here, Ed, is that Balloon Boy coverage lasted just one day. How do you explain the rest of your miserable ratings?

Source: Radio Equalizer

Get your shovels: Global warming is piling up all over the country

We don’t want to alarm any global warming alarmists, but good god, man, it’s freezing ass cold out there in an unseasonably early sort of way.

patio-furniture-montana We don’t want to alarm any global warming alarmists, but good god, man, it’s freezing ass cold out there in an unseasonably early sort of way. Here are a few of last week’s headlines from across the United States. We don’t have room to list all the headlines from South America, Europe and New Zealand.

Mid-October Snow Shocks NorthEast
Source: WCBS-TV

October slips to chilliest in 133 years, becomes (Chicago’s) 2nd coldest
Source: WGN-TV

Penn State tailgates cancelled due to snow
Source: GoPSUsports.com

Montana: Record lows smashed by 14 degrees
Source: Daily Interlake

Record cold hits region (north central Washington); snow on the way
Source: WenatcheeWorld.com

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