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Let’s make this simple: Should you decide to opt out of the TSA’s new naked body scanners, get ready to get felt up like you’re in the back seat of a ’64 Chevy.
In this clip, talk show host Alex Jones discusses the invasive new “enhanced pat down techniques” brought to you by the TSA.
Let’s make this simple: Should you decide to opt out of the TSA’s new naked body scanners, get ready to get felt up like you’re in the back seat of a ’64 Chevy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EqV2Rmkqaw
Source: InfoWars.com
It’s fair to say that the Taliban employ the world’s worst suicide bombers: one in two manages to kill only himself.
The Atlantic points out that the Taliban may be the Keystone Kops of terrorists:
To be sure, some terrorists are steely and skilled—people like Mohamed Atta, the careful and well-trained head of the 9/11 hijackers. Their leaders and recruiters can be lethally subtle and manipulative, but the quiet truth is that many of the deluded foot soldiers are foolish and untrained, perhaps even untrainable…
Nowhere is the gap between sinister stereotype and ridiculous reality more apparent than in Afghanistan, where it’s fair to say that the Taliban employ the world’s worst suicide bombers: one in two manages to kill only himself. And this success rate hasn’t improved at all in the five years they’ve been using suicide bombers, despite the experience of hundreds of attacks—or attempted attacks. In Afghanistan, as in many cultures, a manly embrace is a time-honored tradition for warriors before they go off to face death. Thus, many suicide bombers never even make it out of their training camp or safe house, as the pressure from these group hugs triggers the explosives in suicide vests. According to several sources at the United Nations, as many as six would-be suicide bombers died last July after one such embrace in Paktika.
Way to go, Taliban. Keep up the good work.
H/T: Andrew Bolt
They call themselves The Most Trusted Name in News, but they may have to change that to The Most Lust-filled Name In News. It’s not a newscast, it’s a soap opera.
They call themselves The Most Trusted Name in News, but they may have to change that to The Most Lust-filled Name In News. It’s not a newscast, it’s a soap opera.
The New York Post has the lurid details:
CNN anchor Kyra Phillips’ pregnancy with John Roberts could bring big changes at “American Morning,” insiders say. Roberts, who broadcasts from New York, is likely to move to Atlanta to be with his fiancée, who’s expecting twins. Since CNN ex-president Jon Klein recently rebuilt the prime-time lineup, insiders say his replacement, Ken Jautz, will focus on daytime, and his first step will be to dismantle “American Morning,” the lowest-rated cable morning show. We hear the staff is frustrated with co-anchors Roberts and Kiran Chetry.
“John is a tyrant, freaking out over stories and guests, and Kiran is dumb as a rock,” a staffer said. “He has a chip on his shoulder because he was considered the heir apparent to Dan Rather at CBS.” During an interview with David Axelrod last month, Roberts snapped at Chetry on-air for typing too loud. Chetry could be the first go.
The only thing that could make this story better would be a DNA test proving that Larry King is real father of Kyra Phillips’ twins.
Source: New York Post
WOR’s Steve Malzberg interviewed new Florida Congressman Allen West and found out that he intends to join the Congressional Black Caucus. To put that another way, he will become the first conservative member of the Congressional Caucus.
WOR’s Steve Malzberg interviewed new Florida Congressman Allen West and found out that he intends to join the Congressional Black Caucus. To put that another way, he will become the first conservative member of the Congressional Caucus.
We also love the fact that West says he hung up on Congressman Ron Klein when the defeated Democrat called to concede and asked how West’s family was doing. This, of course, came after Klein did one despicable thing after another to West’s family during the campaign.
Congratulations, Congressman West. It’s going to be fun watching you in Congress.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvUwOaIXGnc
H/T: Breitbart
The US President’s former grade three teacher said that Mr Obama – who was known as “Barry” when he attended the Menteng One school in Jakarta – studied the Koran and went to classes on Islam, despite the objections of Anne Dunham, a Roman Catholic.
When a guy reaches the ripe old age of 40 with no accomplishments on his record yet still manages to churn out two autobiographies, you’d think he’d need to dredge up every possible story from his past to fill a few pages.
But, no, not if that man is Barack Obama. If you’re Barack Obama, your life has been so eventful that you actually need to suppress a few memories.
Like this one, for example:
The US President’s former grade three teacher said that Mr Obama – who was known as “Barry” when he attended the Menteng One school in Jakarta – studied the Koran and went to classes on Islam, despite the objections of Anne Dunham, a Roman Catholic.
The teacher’s recollections will add to speculation about Mr Obama’s links to Islam during his much-anticipated visit to Indonesia, the world’s most populous Muslim nation, as part of his ten-day tour of Asia.
…Mr Obama attended classes on Islam while the Christians attended classes on Christianity, said Effendi. Barry, he said, was alone among the pupils in that he insisted on attending both.
“His mother did not like him learning Islam, although his father was a Muslim. Sometimes she came to the school; she was angry with the religious teacher and said ‘Why did you teach him the Koran?’” said Effendi.
“But he kept going to the classes because he was interested in Islam. He would also join the other pupils for Muslim prayers.”
Yup. We’re going with the suppressed memory concept. We’re sure that it was traumatic for the young lad and he was merely suppressing the memories to avoid the pain they trigger.
Source: The Australian
Trust us, you’ll get great pleasure out of watching this clip. Post-election recriminations fly as Salon’s Glenn Greenwald, who calls himself a progressive, goes up against MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell, who proudly calls himself a socialist.
Trust us, you’ll get great pleasure out of watching this clip. Post-election recriminations fly as Salon’s Glenn Greenwald, who calls himself a progressive, goes up against MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell, who proudly calls himself a socialist.
In fact, he says, “I am a socialist. I live to the extreme left, the extreme left of you mere liberals”
We actually like Lawrence O’Donnell a little more after watching this clip. At least he seems to have a bit of a grasp on reality, which is not something you can say about some other MSNBC hosts, who shall remain nameless simply because we can’t bear to type out their names again today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8FipvbDI6E
H/T: Breitbart.tv
We ran a story this week about a new Chinese-manufactured “Blow-Up Barack Presidential Love Doll” and one about another Obama Blow Up Doll back in August. So we’re starting a new campaign and calling on all conservatives to join us in sending as many of these love dolls to Chris Matthews as possible.
We ran a story this week about a new Chinese-manufactured “Blow-Up Barack Presidential Love Doll” and one about another Obama Blow Up Doll back in August.
When MSNBC’s Chris Matthews said Obama gave him a thrill up his leg, we didn’t realize initially that he meant his middle leg, but that’s become apparent over the course of the last two years.
So we’re starting a new campaign and calling on all conservatives to join us in sending as many of these love dolls to Chris Matthews as possible.
Just imagine the Hardball studio filled to the rafters with hundreds, maybe thousands of these things. That image alone is definitely worth $25.03 you’ll spend on the doll.
Click here. Order now to make sure Chris gets yours in time for Christmas. And make sure you include a note that says, “Merry Christmas from IHateTheMedia.com and (your name).
Here’s Chris’ address:
Chris Matthews
Hardball
MSNBC
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, N.Y. 10112
C’mon, conservatives. Give Chris Matthews the Obama love he fantasizes about.
Order now!
Bonus Points: Record a video of yourself hand-delivering an inflated Obama Love Doll to Chris or his receptionist and we’ll give you your 15 minutes of fame on the internet.
The President’s propaganda channel dedicated delusional Eddie Schultz’s closing segment to an ad hominem Palin attack, along with the obligatory bobble-head guest bought on to parrot his points, this time in the form of HuffPo’s Roy Sekoff, who mimicked the host with his “The Palin factor is really no factor at all.”
The midterm election results prove Sarah Palin continues to be a formidable force in US politics. Since facts bear this out as most of her candidates won, MSNBC was left with no choice but to make stuff up about her. In other words, it was business as usual at the leftist network.
In between their usual sniping snippets of FOX envy, and snark-snogged attacks on all things conservative, the President’s propaganda channel dedicated delusional Eddie Schultz’s closing segment to an ad hominem Palin attack, along with the obligatory bobble-head guest bought on to parrot his points, this time in the form of HuffPo’s Roy Sekoff, who mimicked the host with his “The Palin factor is really no factor at all.”
Really, gentlemen?
From CBS:
CBS News Correspondent Jeff Glor reports, the former GOP vice presidential nominee backed forty-three candidates for the House. Thirty of them won, with races involving nine others still undecided.
Her record in Senate races was closer: She endorsed twelve candidates. Seven won.
Though it’s been fifteen months since Palin stepped down as Alaska governor, she was very much in this election, stumping for candidates across the country, skewering President Obama at every turn.
“My observation of Sarah Palin,” says CBS News political analyst Nicolle Wallace, “is that she is one of the shrewdest political figures in our country at this moment. She’s also one of the most electric.”
Rather than “Lean Forward’ perhaps the network could have went with a motto more literal to their agenda:
“MSNBC – Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.”
– Written by Sonny Palermo
A gaggle of Indian leftists groups protested President Obama’s visit to their country on Saturday, shouting “Obama go home.” Hey, c’mon, India, give us a break. We’ve had the guy for two years. Isn’t it someone else’s turn yet?
A gaggle of Indian leftists groups protested President Obama’s visit to their country on Saturday, shouting “Obama go home.”
Hey, c’mon, India, give us a break. We’ve had the guy for two years. Isn’t it someone else’s turn yet?
H/T: Breitbart.tv
Chris Christie points out, before leaving on vacation, the state legislature found time to pass new laws on sterilizing stray dogs, destroying tobacco contraband, regulating foreign-made dentures and illegal lock picking.
New Jersey Governor Christie, the guy all conservatives wish was the governor of their states, held a town hall meeting at Monmouth Junction, New Jersey on October 26.
He noted that while he’s impatient for a whole series of reforms, the state legislature doesn’t seem to share that impatience.
But let’s cut the New Jersey legislature some slack. They may not have done diddly squat on reform, but undoubtedly because they were so busy taking care of other vital matters. As Christie points out, before leaving on vacation, they found time to pass new laws on sterilizing stray dogs, destroying tobacco contraband, regulating foreign-made dentures and illegal lock picking.
Looks like the Secret Service won’t be enough to protect President Obama while he’s in India. So the Indian government has unleashed its own team of security experts – the Simian Service.
Looks like the Secret Service won’t be enough to protect President Obama while he’s in India. So the Indian government has unleashed its own team of security experts – the Simian Service.
The Times of India has the details of the deployment:
Eighty-foot-high towers being built around the ridge area in the capital are not just being erected for the security of US President Barack Obama but also to keep the monkeys in the vicinity at bay, police said.
Obama will be visiting the national capital on November 8-9 and will be staying at ITC Maurya hotel, situated near the ridge area where the monkey population is high.
“As several incidents of monkey-menace have been reported from the area, we are keeping a watch on the simians,” a police officer said.
He also said that trained monkey-catchers will also be deployed.
For god’s sake, man, if they’re this worried about the trained monkeys, what can they possibly do about the untrained monkeys?
Source: Times of India
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who saw her powerful position taken from her in Tuesday’s landslide election, was adamant the day after Democrats lost 60 seats in the House that the results were not a rejection of the agenda pursued by President Obama and herself.
There’s the old story of the guy who finds his friend pounding his head against the wall. “Why are you doing that?” he asks. His friend replies, “Because it feels so good when I stop.”
Nancy Pelosi is not, apparently, smart enough to stop pounding her head against the wall.
The Daily Caller has the painful details:
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who saw her powerful position taken from her in Tuesday’s landslide election, was adamant the day after Democrats lost 60 seats in the House that the results were not a rejection of the agenda pursued by President Obama and herself.
“Let’s understand the message,” Pelosi told ABC’s Diane Sawyer. “The message was not, ‘I reject the course that you are on.’ The message is it didn’t go fast enough to produce jobs.”
Ms Pelosi will now begin pounding her head against the wall even harder and faster.
Source: Daily Caller
Senator Harry Reid told “The Early Show” Wednesday he has always played the role of “consensus builder,” and looks forward to continuing that work.
OK, so we’re a little bummed that Harry Reid won’t be retiring this January. But on the bright side we get six more years of the glaringly hypocritical, absurdly buffoonish and mind-numbingly stupid things that have become so essential to the Harry Reid mystique.
And it looks like the distinguished Senator from Nevada is wasting no time. According to our friends at CBS news:
Nevada Sen. Harry Reid, who clung to his seat in Congress in Tuesday’s election and will return to Washington as the Senate Majority Leader according to CBS News poll projections, told “The Early Show” Wednesday he has always played the role of “consensus builder,” and looks forward to continuing that work.
Unless we are very much mistaken as to the definition of “consensus-builder” we beg to differ. We beg to differ a lot.
The only consensus Harry Reid can be seriously credited with is the opinion, held by a majority of the American people, that he is a moron. Unfortunately, that majority appear to neither live in Nevada nor vote in their elections.
Not that we blame the good folks of that great state too much. Sending him back to Washington was the best way to keep him out of their state.
– Written by Kip Hooker at VitaminPress.com
Source: CBSnews.com
Unrepentant terrorist Bernadine Dohrn, wife of Bill Ayers, co-founder of the radical Weather Underground, and close friend of President Obama, spoke her mind during an interview with NewsClick India.
Unrepentant terrorist Bernadine Dohrn, wife of Bill Ayers, co-founder of the radical Weather Underground, and close friend of President Obama, spoke her mind during an interview with NewsClick India.
She said you – assuming that you’re on the right – are “racist,“ ”armed,“ ”hostile,“ and ”unspeakable.“ And while she was on a roll, she said the American government was the “real terrorist.”
If a man is truly judged by the friends he keeps, President Obama was judged properly on Tuesday.
If you thought the bad news was over for Democrats, you’d be wrong. Very wrong. And that’s what we call the feel good story of the day.
If you thought the bad news was over for Democrats, you’d be wrong. Very wrong. And that’s what we call the feel good story of the day.
TheHill.co has the delightful details:
Fresh from a stinging midterm election defeat, House Democrats must quickly face another embarrassing spectacle: public trials for two of their most prominent members.
Reps. Charles Rangel (D-N.Y.) and Maxine Waters (D-Calif.), two senior House veterans, have opted to fight the separate ethics charges in public ethics trials set to take place later this month and extend into the first week of December.
Drawing criticism from Republicans, House ethics chairwoman Zoe Lofgren (D-Calif.) last month announced the trials would occur after the elections. Rangel’s will commence Nov. 15 and the Waters trial will start Nov. 29.
To make matters worse for a party still reeling from their losses, Rangel, who is known for his colorful and rambling speeches, could decide to represent himself at the hearing. The Rangel’s trial would undoubtedly attract a lot of attention from the cable news shows.
“It’s like we’re kicking ourselves in the stomach when we’re already down,” one House Democratic staffer griped. “I’m not looking forward to it.”
We urge Democrats not to kick themselves in the stomach. Aim a little lower.
Source: TheHill.com
Last week it was revealed that the most popular boys’ name in England was Mohammed. Much to conservatives’ surprise and to liberals’ dismay, Maher said he was concerned about the “alarming” number of “baby Mohammeds” in England.
We’re not proud to admit this, but we agree with Bill Maher on something. Please do not hold this shameful admission against us. We beg you.
Last week it was revealed that the most popular boys’ name in England was Mohammed. Much to conservatives’ surprise and to liberals’ dismay, Maher said he was concerned about the “alarming” number of “baby Mohammeds” in England.
Wolf Blitzer interviewed the obnoxious HBO host and the CNN host just couldn’t believe that Maher actually said something so rational.
Much to our surprise, Maher didn’t back down. He said he sees no reason to “apologize for being a proud Westerner” or for being concerned that “Muslim people are in these [Western] societies“ having babies ”at a faster clip than non-Muslims.”
He called himself “someone who believes in the values that Western people believe in that a lot of the Muslim world does not, like separation of church and state…”
“I would like to keep those values here,” Maher said.
Why do we get the feeling that this is like that episode of Dallas where Pam finds Bobby in the shower and learns that the entire previous season was one long dream that never really happened.
It’s kind of like the punch line to the old joke: “What you mean ‘we,’ white man?.” The Hopi Tribe has a message for the Sierra Club and other environmental groups: Keep out!
It’s kind of like the punch line to the old joke: “What you mean ‘we,’ white man?”
The Navajo-Hopi Observer has the heap big news:
The Hopi Tribe has a message for the Sierra Club and other environmental groups: Keep out!
That is the response of the Hopi Tribal Council [earlier this fall] to what it says has been continuous concerted attacks from local and national environmental groups “bent on advancing their interests and agenda at the expense of the Hopi Tribe and its sovereign interest.”
The council wants the Sierra Club and other environmental groups and on-reservation organizations affiliated with these groups to know they are not welcome on the Hopi Reservation, declaring them persona non grata — no longer favored or welcome.
By a resolution approved 12-0, the council said environmentalists have deprived the tribe “of markets for its coal resources” and coal revenues needed to sustain governmental services, provide jobs for tribal members and safeguard Hopi culture and tradition.
In 2005, environmental groups played a significant role in the shutdown of the Mohave Generating Station, which the Hopi Council contends “deprived the Hopi Tribe of many millions of dollars of annual operating revenues,” according to the resolution.
Revenue losses from the Mohave power plant range from an estimated $6.5 million to $8.5 million annually.
The council feels that the economic viability of the Navajo Generating Station – the tribe’s only remaining coal customer – is also being threatened, and that environmentalists’ actions could lead to “total economic collapse of the tribe.”
So much for the environmentalists’ image of the peaceful red man, living in harmony with nature. Because as far as the Hopi are concerned, nature gave them a big ol’ pile of coal and it’s not doing anyone any good as long as it sits in the ground.
Source: Navajo-Hopi Observer
Turns out Barry Obama was virtually indistinguishable from Barry Goldwater until those dastardly Republicans forced him – against his will, apparently – to become a lefty.
We were way off base in our analysis of President Obama’s political philosophy. Turns out Barry Obama was virtually indistinguishable from Barry Goldwater until those dastardly Republicans forced him – against his will, apparently – to become a lefty.
At least that’s Chris Matthews’ new theory:
Matthews: The Republican strategy over last two years has been to force Obama over to the left so that he could only pass left-wing legislation without the grace of bipartisan support, they won, they made him into a lefty.”
By the way, we love the way Townhall.com now tags all their videos with Will Smith’s ludicrous comment that “Obama as an idea marks an evolutionary flashpoint for humanity.”
This is the last thing the Democrats wanted to hear. One of their most reliable voting blocks is abandoning them on one of their most reliable wedge issues.
This is the last thing the Democrats wanted to hear. One of their most reliable voting blocks is abandoning them on one of their most reliable wedge issues.
The San Bernardino Sun has the details of Democrat discord:
A new study shows Latinos have soured considerably on illegal immigration in the last three years.
In 2007, 50 percent of Latinos surveyed told the Pew Hispanic Center that the growing number of illegal immigrants was a positive force for the existing Latino population. In a Pew survey released Thursday, that number had plummeted to 29 percent.
Thirty-one percent said illegal immigration had a negative effect, and 20 percent said it had no effect.
While the wording of the question changed slightly in 2010 – striking the phrase “growing number” to reflect studies that show illegal immigration declining – several local advocates on different sides of the issue called the change in perception unsurprising.
Those Inland Empire voices diverged significantly, however, when it came to explaining the shift and what it means for immigration policy.
Raymond Herrera, president and founder of a Claremont-based group called We the People, California’s Crusader, said political will has been shifting since 2004.
Herrera said that’s when activists like him began loudly calling for reform, slowly building what he said is a national consensus that illegal immigrants should be deported.
“The Minutemen stood up six years ago and brought the awareness level to the American people,” he said. “It is now at an apex where … enough people have had their American dream stolen (by illegal immigrants).”
Somehow, we think this is going to play havoc with the Democrats’ claim that anyone who’s against illegal aliens is racist.
Source: San Bernardino Sun
We have to admit that when we saw a headline that said, “Coconuts removed in India ahead of Obama visit,” we thought it was some kind of racial insult.
We have to admit that when we saw a headline that said, “Coconuts removed in India ahead of Obama visit,” we thought it was some kind of racial insult.
You may remember how liberals taunted Michael Steele by calling him a coconut when he ran for the U.S. Senate in Maryland.
In racial terms, of course, a coconut is a person who is dark brown on the outside, but white on the inside. And let’s face it, Barack Obama is the whitest brother in the history of brothers.
But no, India is actually removing coconuts from the trees. Real coconuts.
The BBC has the story:
Officials in the Indian city of Mumbai (Bombay) have taken extraordinary measures to protect US President Barack Obama ahead of his visit. In their effort to provide maximum security in the run-up to his visit on Friday, they have removed coconuts which may fall on his head from trees.
All coconuts around the city’s Gandhi museum have now been cut down, an official told the BBC.
Every year in India people are injured or even killed by falling coconuts.
Mani Bhavan, where Mahatma Gandhi stayed during his freedom struggle against the British, is among five places the US president is visiting apart from a school, college and hotels attacked by Islamic militants in 2008.“We told the authorities to remove the dry coconuts from trees near the building. Why take a chance?” Mani Bhavan’s executive secretary, Meghshyam Ajgaonkar, told the BBC.
Luckily, Michael Steele is not part of the President’s entourage.
Source: BBC
Believe it or not, Alvin Green got almost as many votes as victorious Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. So with his Democrat power base firmly established, Alvin is looking to his political future.
Believe it or not, Alvin Green got almost as many votes as victorious Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid. The final tally was Reid 361,655 and Greene 358,069. So with his Democrat power base firmly established, Alvin is looking to his political future.
The Daily Caller has the details:
Though Senator Jim DeMint is projected to have won reelection by a long shot by the major news networks, Democratic challenger Alvin Greene has yet to give up hope on ballots that haven’t been counted yet.
“I don’t know,” Greene said in a phone interview with The Daily Caller. “They aren’t all in yet.”
Greene has also told TheDC he is mulling a possible run against Republican Lindsey Graham in 2014.
“I would have run against Graham three years ago if I wasn’t in the military,” Greene said. For a potential 2014 candidacy, Greene said, “I have to see where my priorities are.”
We’ll make you this pledge right now, Alvin:
If you decide to run against RINO Lindsey Graham, we’ll throw the full support of IHateTheMedia.com behind your campaign. You couldn’t be worse than Graham and you’d give us a lot more laughs.
Source: DailyCaller.com
We’ve heard of local candidates being propped up by state parties, but this one sounds like Weekend at Bernie’s.
We’ve heard of local candidates being propped up by state parties, but this one sounds like Weekend at Bernie’s.
With 100 percent of the precincts reporting, deceased candidate, Democrat Jenny Oropeza, defeated Republican John Stammreich in the race for State Senate in the 28th district.
Oropeza, 53, died on Oct. 20. Because her death was within 10 days of the election, her name remained on the ballot.
The governor now has two weeks to declare her seat empty, and schedule a special election within three to four months. This allows Democrats a chance to find a new candidate to run for Oropeza’s seat.
A week after her death, Democrats sent out mailers to residents, calling for voters to still reelect Oropeza. The mailers featured Secretary of State Debra Bowen and Democratic Party general counsel Martha Escutia.
Naturally, this district, which encompasses parts of Los Angeles and Long Beach, is overwhelmingly Democrat.
Democrats are often accused of turning out the dead vote, but this is one of the rare times when they’re able to vote for one of their peers.
Chris Matthews really is schizophrenic these days. One day he still feels that special tingle up his leg at the merest mention of Obama’s name and the next day he lurches into brief moments of clarity.
Chris Matthews really is schizophrenic these days. One day he still feels that special tingle up his leg at the merest mention of Obama’s name and the next day he lurches into brief moments of clarity.
Monday was a clarity day. He told Andrea Mitchell that America voted for the patriotic and inclusive Obama and now he’s become an elitist.
And Mitchell just sits there looking as if this liberal blasphemy is going to give her a major stroke.
Too freakin’ funny. The dimwits at the Stewart/Colbert rally don’t know the difference between a Kenyan and a Keynesian.
Too freakin’ funny. The dimwits at the Stewart/Colbert rally don’t know the difference between a Kenyan and a Keynesian.
“Why, how can you wingnuts call him a Keynesian? Everyone knows he was born in Hawaii.”
But remember, it’s the conservatives who are stupid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnpuEx6bzy4
Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodeled him as a blow-up sex doll.
This story makes it too damn easy. Punch lines just leap to mind. It’s not even a challenge, but feel free to write your own if you wish.
The Telegraph UK has the sordid story:
Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodeled him as a blow-up sex doll.
A doll wearing a dark blue suit and red tie, and with Mr Obama’s face carefully screen-printed onto its head, was exhibited at the recent 8th Sex Culture Festival in the southern city of Guangzhou.
The doll was photographed by Chinese state media nestling behind several other standard plastic female toys.
Mr Obama is widely popular in China, and a “Maobama” t-shirt, bearing an image of his face crossed with a portrait of Chairman Mao, has become a best-seller.
Notice the remarkable strength and maturity that we’re showing here. Not one cheap, sleazy punch line has left our laptop.
Also see: The Barack Obama Blow-Up Love Doll. Seriously. We’re not making this up.
Source: Telegraph UK
