U.N. weapons inspector finds WMD hidden in his pants, explodes it on camera

Scott Ritter, the mouthy U.N. weapons inspector who became a vocal critic of the Bush administration, is a bad man. A very bad man.

Scott Ritter uses sign language to answer the question, "What are my odds of staying out of jail?"

Scott Ritter, the mouthy U.N. weapons inspector who became a vocal critic of the Bush administration, is a bad man. A very bad man.

The Pocono Record reports the dirty details:

A former chief United Nations weapons inspector is accused of contacting what he thought was a 15-year-old girl in an Internet chat room, engaging in a sexual conversation and showing himself masturbating on a Web camera.

Scott Ritter of Delmar, N.Y., who served as chief U.N. weapons inspector in Iraq from 1991-98 and who was an outspoken critic of the second Bush administration in the run-up to the war in Iraq, is accused of contacting what turned out to be a Barrett Township police officer posing undercover as a teen girl.

The police affidavit gives the following account:

Officer Ryan Venneman was posing as 15-year-old “Emily” in an online chat room when he was contacted by someone using the name “Delmarm4fun.” This person, later identified as Ritter, told “Emily” he was a 44-year-old male from Albany, N.Y.

“Emily” told Ritter she was a 15-year-old girl from the Poconos, at which point Ritter asked for a picture other than the one “Emily” had posted on her account. Ritter then sent her a link to his Web camera and began to masturbate on camera.

“Emily” asked Ritter for his cell phone number, which he provided.

Ritter again asked “Emily” how old she was. Told she was 15, Ritter said he didn’t realize she was 15 and turned off his webcam, saying he didn’t want to get in trouble.

Ritter told “Emily” he had been fantasizing about having sex with her, to which she replied: “Guess you turned it off …”

Ritter then said: “You want to see it finish,” reactivated his webcam and continued masturbating and ejaculated on camera.

Ritter reportedly blamed the incident on faulty intelligence. His own.

Source: Pocono Record

Are NASA astronauts blasting off even before
they blast off?

NASA Spaceport officials found a small bag containing cocaine next to a bathroom in a restricted hanger. The hanger houses the Space Shuttle Discovery which is set to launch in March and deliver “supplies” to the International Space Station.

Cocaine. Or as they call it at NASA, booster rockets.

NASA astronauts are bringing a whole new meaning to the term “space dust.”

Spaceport officials report that they found a small bag containing cocaine next to a bathroom in a restricted hanger. The hanger houses the Space Shuttle Discovery which is set to launch in March and deliver “supplies” to the International Space Station.

The Register UK reported:

Because access to the hanger requires a security badge, officials know about 200 NASA workers and contractors were around the facility at the time the drug was found. NASA said that while there are “no indications” that anyone was high on cocaine while working on Discovery, drug testing of employees in the area have been conducted.

Embarrassingly, the incident came on the same week space shuttle workers took a half day off work to participate in NASA’s employee “Safety Stand Down,” held each year to “reinforce the importance of maintaining a strong and focused commitment to safety.” Evidently, someone wanted a little extra focus for it.

NASA spokesperson Allan Beutel said, “People know how serious this is and how serious people take it. And it’s not acceptable. That’s the bottom line.”

May we suggest, Mr. Beutel, that this is an inappropriate time to be discussing lines?

Source: The Register UK

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Congratulations. You are now part of the silent majority noisy plurality.

That major shift to the left that was supposedly heralded by the election of Barack Obama seems to have fizzled in a big way. Self-identified conservatives now hold a 2-to-1 lead over liberals in a new Gallup poll.

That major shift to the left that was supposedly heralded by the election of Barack Obama seems to have fizzled in a big way. Self-identified conservatives now hold a 2-to-1 lead over liberals in a new Gallup poll.

Here’s how Gallup tells the liberals’ tale of woe:

The increased conservatism that Gallup first identified among Americans last June persisted throughout the year, so that the final year-end political ideology figures confirm Gallup’s initial reporting: conservatives (40%) outnumbered both moderates (36%) and liberals (21%) across the nation in 2009.

More broadly, the percentage of Americans calling themselves either conservative or liberal has increased over the last decade, while the percentage of moderates has declined.

C’mon, President Obama, you can do it. Keep doing what you’re doing and you can get that conservative number up over 50%.

Source: Gallup.com

Two actual negroes explain why the left thinks Barack Obama is so intelligent

Suddenly, it all makes sense. From the early days of Saturday Night Live, Garrett Morris and Julian Bond will make you laugh out loud.

Suddenly, it all makes sense. From the early days of Saturday Night Live, Garrett Morris and Julian Bond will make you laugh out loud.

Source: National Review

Danny Glover thinks the Haitian earthquake was caused by global warming. Seriously. That’s what he said.

To tell the truth, we were relieved when we heard Danny Glover blame the Haitian earthquake on global warming. It may be a sign that the left’s Bush Derangement Syndrome is finally fading.

To tell the truth, we were relieved when we heard Danny Glover blame the earthquake on global warming. It may be a sign that the left’s Bush Derangement Syndrome is finally fading.

Of course, we also realize that if you asked Glover what caused global warming, he would say, “It’s Bush’s fault.” So it’s really only one degree of separation.

Lunatic. Complete raving lunatic.

The final word on President Obama’s transsexual appointment. We swear.

The Weekly World News offered up what we would call the final word on transsexual Commerce Department new appointee Amanda Simpson:

The Weekly World News took time out from its important work exposing Hillary’s alien baby and “The Bigfoot Diet.” Aptly-named columnist Ed Anger offered up what we would call the final word on transsexual Commerce Department new appointee Amanda Simpson:

From what I can make out, at least “her” resume is better than some of the losers who work for the Teleprompter Kid. S/he was even voted the 2004 YWCA’s “Woman On The Move” – hell, I’ll say!

And it looks like s/he at least pays her taxes, stays out of jail, doesn’t fight with cops, love Chairman Mao or thinks George Bush blew up the World Trade Center. At this point, s/he might be the best person Obama’s hired all year!

What has the world come to when the Weekly World News is more rational than the New York Times?

Source: Weekly World News

Obama Foodorama?

Obamafoodorama: It’s all about “White House Food Initiatives…And Other Bipartisan Bytes of Food Politics”.

If you are looking for something completely different it might be time to check out Obamafoodorama. It’s all about “White House Food Initiatives…And Other Bipartisan Bytes of Food Politics”.

Despite that silly description, the site does present a ton of information about White House food programs from a positive and not so positive light.

Take the story about Barugula Obama, for example. The article says that “It was created by Millie Holub of Los Angeles, and is a play on the whole arugula elitism discussion that went on during campaign season. Millie was a big Obama fan, and thought the idea of ‘arugula elitism’ should be reframed: Every president should be well-versed in leafy greens.”

“Arugula elitism?” Of all the different types of elitism that the Obama administration has displayed, this was a new one on us. But apparently this controversy was started during the campaign when “The idea of Candidate Obama being an arugula elitist–out of touch with regular citizens–was a much-noted subject/accusation in the blogosphere, after he asked an audience of farmers if they’d noticed the high price of arugula at Whole Foods. Candidate Obama was in Adel, Iowa at the time, and the nearest Whole Foods was in Omaha, Minneapolis or Kansas City.”

Fact is, we have far less trouble with the guy’s green initiatives than we do with his red initiatives. Although we sometimes have trouble telling them apart.

Source: ObamaFoodorama

– Written by Patrick Michael

There’s an app for that. Even if there shouldn’t be.

Pretty funny parody of the Apple iPhone commercials. And by the way, it’s not true that Megan Fox has a restraining order against the guys at IHateTheMedia.com. Not true at all.

Pretty funny parody of the Apple iPhone commercials.

And by the way, it’s not true that Megan Fox has a restraining order against the guys at IHateTheMedia.com. Not true at all.

Pat Robertson is insane, but not for the reason you think

Pat Robertson brought conservatives and liberals together in a way that Barack Obama has failed to do. Both sides agree that his comments about Haitians’ “deal with the devil” were pretty wacky. But, we trust, no wackier than his belief in anthropogenic global warming.

Pat Robertson brought conservatives and liberals together in a way that Barack Obama has failed to do. Both sides agree that his comments about Haitians’ “deal with the devil” were pretty wacky. But, we trust, no wackier than his belief in anthropogenic global warming.

Here’s Robertson discussing it with noted negro and lunatic Al Sharpton.

Source: National Review

Amish set to become America’s most popular religion

For most Americans, ObamaCare demands that you either carry insurance or face substantial fines. But there is a way around it! Become Amish.

There's nothing Brother Barack enjoys more than raising a barn. Unless it's tearing down an economy.

For most Americans, ObamaCare demands that you either carry insurance or face substantial fines.

But there is a way around it!

Become Amish.

Sure, the black clothing gets a little hot in the summer and the facial hair is itchy, especially for the women, but religious groups, like the Amish, can opt out of the draconian ObamaCare health insurance measures about to be foisted on the American people.

According to the Watertown Daily Times, the Amish will be allowed to opt out of health care reform.

“The Amish, as well as some other religious sects, are covered by a “religious conscience” exemption, which allows people with religious objections to insurance to opt out of the mandate. It is in both the House and Senate versions of the bill, making its appearance in the final version routine unless there are last-minute objections.”

The Amish, after all, teach personal and civic responsibility. We wouldn’t want that lesson to creep into the big nanny government.

So, it may be time to convert to the old time religion–the old, old time religion.

And, think how much thou wouldst save on the electric bill.

Source: Watertown Daily Times

– Written by Sven Waring

20 great moments in liberal bigotry

There are so many inappropriate liberal comments that we’re thinking of opening The Liberal Bigot Hall of Fame to honor the best of the best. Each of the following liberal icons would get a nice brass plaque featuring their face and most bigoted quotes.

Do not make the mistake of thinking Harry Reed’s recent comment that President Obama might be electable because he’s light-skinned and doesn’t have a negro dialect is an isolated event.

In fact, there are so many inappropriate liberal comments that we’re thinking of opening The Liberal Bigot Hall of Fame to honor the best of the best. Each of the following liberal icons would get a nice brass plaque featuring their face and most bigoted quotes.

Of course, Robert Byrd (D-WV) was a unanimous first round selection into the Hall.

Price of admission:
Adults $10
Children $5
Blacks, Jews, Indians and any other minorities not allowed.

And now, without further delay, here are 20 remarkably bigoted comments made by liberals.

“You’d find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they’d just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva.”
– Senator Fritz Hollings

Blacks and Hispanics are “too busy eating watermelons and tacos” to learn how to read and write.”
– Mike Wallace

“In the days of slavery, there were those slaves who lived on the plantation and [there] were those slaves that lived in the house. You got the privilege of living in the house if you served the master … exactly the way the master intended to have you serve him. Colin Powell’s committed to come into the house of the master. When Colin Powell dares to suggest something other than what the master wants to hear, he will be turned back out to pasture.”
– Harry Belafonte

“A handkerchief-head, chicken-and-biscuit-eating Uncle Tom.”
– Spike Lee referring to Clarence Thomas

“Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”
– Robert Byrd

“I am a former kleagle of the Ku Klux Klan in Raleigh County and the adjoining counties of the state …. The Klan is needed today as never before and I am anxious to see its rebirth here in West Virginia …. It is necessary that the order be promoted immediately and in every state of the Union. Will you please inform me as to the possibilities of rebuilding the Klan in the Realm of W. Va …. I hope that you will find it convenient to answer my letter in regards to future possibilities.”
– Robert Byrd

“I’ll have those niggers voting Democratic for the next 200 years.”
– Lyndon B. Johnson

“You f*cking Jew b@stard.”
– Hillary Clinton

‘Hymietown.’
– Jesse Jackson describing New York City

“Jews — that’s J-E-W-S.”
– State Senator Bill McKinney explaining why his daughter Cynthia lost in 2002

“Civil rights laws were not passed to protect the rights of white men and do not apply to them.”
– Mary Frances Berry, Chairwoman, US Commission on Civil Rights

The white man is our mortal enemy, and we cannot accept him. I will fight to see that vicious beast go down into the lake of fire prepared for him from the beginning, that he never rise again to give any innocent black man, woman or child the hell that he has delighted in pouring on us for 400 years.”
– Louis Farrakhan

“White folks was in caves while we was building empires… We taught philosophy and astrology and mathematics before Socrates and them Greek homos ever got around to it.”
– Rev. Al Sharpton

“The white race is the cancer of human history.”
– Susan Sontag

These negros, they’re getting pretty uppity these days and that’s a problem for us since they’ve got something now they’ve never had before, the political pull to back up their uppityness.
– LBJ

“I am not going to use the federal government’s authority deliberately to circumvent the natural inclination of people to live in ethnic homogeneous neighborhoods.”
– Jimmy Carter

I mean, you’ve got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”
– Joe Biden (referring to Barack Obama)

David Gergen gets a civics lesson from Republican senate candidate Scott Brown

Scott Brown is the Massachusetts Republican who looks like he may, maybe, might, could possibly pull off an upset in next Tuesday’s election to replace Teddy Kennedy in the Senate.

Civics. Yeah, that’s what they used to call it. Now they call it a course they don’t offer anymore.

Scott Brown is the Massachusetts Republican who looks like he may, maybe, might, could possibly pull off an upset in next Tuesday’s election to replace Teddy Kennedy in the Senate.

If you listen closely you can hear liberal heads exploding in the background as Scott Brown explains how politics is supposed to work.

Gergen later admitted that he “got stuffed” by Brown, which immediately caught the attention of Barney Frank. Frank was reportedly disconsolate to learn that it was sports terminology.

Let’s hope that the people of Massachusetts, who have routinely returned the likes of Ted Kennedy and Franks to office, get it right this time.

– Written by Patrick Michael

Harry Reid’s lousy poll numbers are genetic

Harry Reid’s son Rory Reid, a Democrat who’s running for governor of Nevada, has poll numbers nearly as anemic as the old man.

Corrupt U.S. Senate leader Harry Reid trails all three of his potential Republican rivals by significant margins in every poll. And it looks like it may be a family trait.

Harry’s son Rory Reid, a Democrat who’s running for governor of Nevada, has poll numbers nearly as anemic as the old man.

According to Pollster.com, the younger Reid has just 20 percent and 24 percent of the vote in two possible three-way matchups. In head-to-head races with likely Republican candidate and former federal judge Brian Sandoval, he’s down by 22 points, 53% to 31%.

Yup, it’s genetic. Rory Reid has his mother’s eyes and his father’s poll numbers.

It’s a scientific fact.

Source: Pollster.com

Bad news. After next month, you won’t be able to view Beaver online.

Turns out that Canada’s second-oldest magazine is called The Beaver. After 90 years of publication, it’s changing its name because the old one is being censored by online porn filters that interpret it as slang for female genitalia.

Relax, perv. This story isn’t about what you may think it’s about.

Turns out that Canada’s second-oldest magazine is called The Beaver. After 90 years of publication, it’s changing its name because the old one is being censored by online porn filters that interpret it as slang for female genitalia.

In one of history’s greatest understatements, publisher Deborah Morrison said, “The Beaver was an impediment online.”

“Nearly a century ago,” she added, “it probably seemed the perfect name for a magazine about the fur trade and Canada’s northwest frontier. There was only one interpretation for the word then.

“But you’re likely to find a lot of (porn) sites now if you search for the title of our history magazine online,” she concluded.

The Beaver becomes extinct after its February/March issue. Then it will spring back to life under the incredibly boring, but unmistakable name Canada’s History.

From what we hear, the first issue of Canada’s History will feature a centerfold, Miss April, Nanookie of the North.

Source: AFP

CNN’s Jack Cafferty calls Pelosi “a horrible woman.” Why must he continue to understate the facts?

Democrats’ support among leftist allies is fading faster than the tan President Obama picked up on his Hawaiian vacation. CNN’s Jack Cafferty calls Pelosi “a horrible woman.” Why must he continue to understate the facts?

Democrats’ support among leftist allies is fading faster than the tan President Obama picked up on his Hawaiian vacation.

CORRECTION: Harry Reid just called in to remind us that President Obama is a negro and that’s not a tan. Our mistake. Thanks, Harry.

Chavez wants Venezuelan TV to air socialist soap operas

Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez asked film producers to produce “socialist soap operas” because there’s just too darn much capitalism on television.

Lights! Camera! Action! Cue the Communist!

As his economy crumbles, Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez knows just what it needs.

He’s asked film producers to produce “socialist soap operas” because there’s just too darn much capitalism on television. He even offered to pony up some of those newly devalued Venezuelan bolivars to help spread the socialist message.

NewsMax.org has the details:

“A while ago, I was in Cuba and they broadcast soap operas there, not capitalist soap operas but with a social content, socialist” soap operas, Chavez told a group of filmmakers and scriptwriters guested on his weekly radio and television show, “Alo Presidente.”

“I’m going to ask that we make socialist soap operas (in Venezuela), instead of capitalist ones.”

The firebrand leftist leader offered government help to producers following his advice.

“We can also make good movies,” he added. “Not capitalist movies that are poison and incite our children to take drugs and even push them into crime.”

A little unsolicited advice, Hugo. Forget the expense of original productions. Just import Law & Order and save yourself some bolivars.

Source: NewsMax

And the award for worst weather forecast of the decade goes to…

British meteorologist David Viner predicted back in 2000 that “Britain’s winter ends tomorrow.” He was from climategate’s University of East Anglia Climate Research Unit.

100% of Great Britain is now covered with that cold, white stuff that was supposed to be a thing of the past

If you’re anything like us, you watch the daily weather forecast and wonder how your local weatherman can get it wrong so often? You also think to yourself, “My boss would fire my butt if I did my job as poorly as that guy does.”

With that in mind, take note of what one noted British meteorologist predicted back in 2000.

Britain’s winter ends tomorrow with further indications of a striking environmental change: snow is starting to disappear from our lives.

Sledges, snowmen, snowballs and the excitement of waking to find that the stuff has settled outside are all a rapidly diminishing part of Britain’s culture, as warmer winters – which scientists are attributing to global climate change – produce not only fewer white Christmases, but fewer white Januaries and Februaries.

In light of the fact that all of Britain is now buried under several feet of global warming (formerly known as snow), you might wonder what kind of lunatic made that prediction.

According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia,within a few years winter snowfall will become “a very rare and exciting event”.

“Children just aren’t going to know what snow is,” he said.

Yes, the same East Anglia Climate Research Unit currently embroiled in the ClimateGate scandal.

So how has this incompetent boob been dealt with? Surely, you might think, his career is in ruins. Well, you’d be incorrect, because he is now head of the British Council’s Climate Change Programme.

Nice to see that gross incompetence is no reason to hold down a man’s career.

Source: Tim Blair

You know, sometimes Ed Koch makes a lot of sense for a Democrat

Here’s former mayor of New York Ed Koch, a Democrat, talking to Fox News’ Neil Cavuto. For a guy who says he supports Obama, Koch doesn’t sound much like a guy who supports Obama.

Here’s former mayor of New York Ed Koch, a Democrat, talking to Fox News’ Neil Cavuto. For a guy who says he supports Obama, Koch doesn’t sound much like a guy who supports Obama.

Corruptocrats do Copenhagen: American entourage spent small fortune on global warming boondoggle

Lord almighty! Katie Couric and CBS News have actually done a hard-hitting report on congress’ profligate spending at the recent Copenhagen global warming confab. And it came perilously close to actually slamming Democrats.

Lord almighty! Katie Couric and CBS News have actually done a hard-hitting report on congress’ profligate spending at the recent Copenhagen global warming confab. And it came perilously close to actually slamming Democrats.

Of course, the entourage was lead by House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who also had the final decision on who could attend. The guest list included House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer. And embattled noted corrupt negro Congressman Charles Rangel.

They were joined by Democrats Waxman, Miller, Markey, Gordon, Levin, Blumenauer, DeGette, Inslee, Ryan, Butterfield, Cleaver, Giffords, and by Republicans Barton, Upton, Moore-Capito, Sullivan, Blackburn.

(For the record, let’s point out that that’s a total of 15 Democrats and only 5 Republicans. And shame on the Republicans.)

The corruptocrat delegation was so large that it required three military jets — two 737’s and a Gulfstream Five — to haul their fat asses across the Atlantic in luxury.

Throw in a few Senators and a passel of staffers (most of whom were forced to endure the indignity of flying commercial at up to $2000 each) and CBS News figures there were at least 101 Congress-related attendees. They booked more than 321 total nights in Copenhagen’s luxurious 5-star Marriott Hotel.

We’re not sure if it’s caused by global warming, but we’re starting to get a little hot under the collar.

Source: ClimateGate.com

Phone book roulette: Americans think 535 people plucked from the phone book could do a better job than current congress

The American people hold you in such low regard that they think 535 people randomly chosen from the phone book could do a better job running the country.

Bad news for congress. Especially the Democrats who control the House and Senate.

The American people hold you in such low regard that they think 535 people randomly chosen from the phone book could do a better job running the country.

Rasmussen reports the demoralizing details for Democrats:

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey shows that 45% of likely U.S. voters now think a group of people selected at random from the phone book would do a better job addressing the nation’s problems than the current Congress. That’s up 12 points from October 2008, just before the last congressional elections. Thirty-six percent (36%) disagree, and another 19% are not sure.

Rasmussen continues:

Fifty-eight percent (58%) of voters now say Congress is doing a poor job. That’s the highest negative finding since Rasmussen Reports began surveying on the question in November 2006.

The phone book? Hell, 535 random criminals, derelicts and perverts could do a better job. But it would be tough to tell the difference.

Source: Rasmussen Reports

Forget the dot com and real estate bubbles. They were nothing compared to China’s GDP bubble.

The Chinese may be building toward the biggest bubble in human history. Instead of erecting a building or even a complex, they’re building an entire city.

The Chinese may be building toward the biggest bubble in human history. Instead of erecting a building or even a complex, they’re building an entire city. And with the economic downturn, it’s emptier than Al Gore’s soul.

Source: FundMyMutualFund.com

Life imitates Seinfeld: Magazine fires woman for showing off breast Implants. So what’s the problem?

According to New York magazine, “An employee at Brides magazine was fired from Condé Nast because she showed her new breast implants off to close friends in the privacy of her office.”

According to New York magazine, “An employee at Brides magazine was fired from Condé Nast because she showed her new breast implants off to close friends in the privacy of her office.”

C’mon, what the hell is the point of getting breast implants if you can’t show ’em off?

Besides, breast implants are just bags of silicone. Hardly anything to get all excited about. It’s not like the employee was cavorting around her office in a sports bra displaying the new improved models.

What’s that? She was? Okay then, never mind.

NOTE: In an effort to alleviate the nation’s nagging unemployment problem, IHateTheMedia.com would like to offer this poor, unfortunate woman a job interview. We don’t actually have a job opening, but we’d be interested in reviewing her…uhhhh…resume. Compassion is our middle name.

Source: New York Magazine

– Written by Patrick Michael

New airport security check-in procedures announced by Transportation Security Administration

Hey, look way in the back of that pack of travelers. If we’re not mistaken, that’s James Carville lining up to have his penis measured.

Hey, look way in the back of that pack of travelers. If we’re not mistaken, that’s James Carville lining up to have his penis measured.

British government’s global warming guru makes more money than nation’s prime minister

In this interview, BBC host Andrew Neal absolutely puts global warming proponent and Met Office chief John Hirst on the hot seat for his office’s abysmal weather forecasting record and outrageous salaries.

Back during the Depression, a newspaper reporter asked Babe Ruth how he could justify making more money than the president of the United States. Ruth responded, “I had a better year than he did.”

Unfortunately, that explanation won’t work for top British government climate guru John Hirst. British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has had an awful year, but it shines in comparison to Hirst’s.

In this interview, BBC host Andrew Neal absolutely puts the global warming guru on the hot seat for his office’s abysmal weather forecasting record and outrageous salaries.

It’s almost laugh-out-loud-funny to watch Hirst squirm while trying to answer questions such as, “Since you can’t the summer or the winter right in your forecasts, why should we give any credence to your forecast to what the temperature will be in the 2050 or 2020, which is what you do.”

Thanks for our friends over at ClimateGate.com for finding this gem.

Source: ClimateGate.com

No wonder Obama needed that Hawaiian vacation. The poor guy never rests.

You know Barack Obama is about to tee off on another 18-holes when he informs the world that he’ll never rest until something-or-other happens.

President Barack Obama announced today that he will not rest until he plays another 18 holes

You always knew Bill Clinton was getting ready to deliver some bad news when he started a sentence with the words, “I’ve never worked so hard in my life….”

Similarly, you know Barack Obama is about to tee off on another 18-holes when he informs the world that he’ll never rest until something-or-other happens. As in:

“Obama ‘Will Not Rest’ Until Healthcare Reformed”–headline, Agence France-Presse, May 11

“Obama: ‘I Will Not Rest’ Until Businesses Are Hiring”–headline, RealClearPolitics.com, Nov. 23

“Obama Says ‘We Will Not Rest’ Until Plotters Found”–headline, Bloomberg.com, Dec. 28

Give it a rest, would you, Mr. President.

Source: Wall Street Journal Best of the Web

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