Top 10 Obama administration limericks

Thumbs up for the winners of IHateTheMedia.com's "Limericks for the Next 1,361 Days" contest! Great work.
Thumbs up for the winners of IHateTheMedia.com's "Limericks for the Next 1,361 Days" contest! Great work.

Congratulations to the winners of our “Limericks for the Next 1,361 Days” contest. And thanks to everyone who submitted limericks, but didn’t win.

If was a very tough decision, because there were so many really great entries. We finally narrowed it down to 17 finalists and argued back-and-forth for hours before coming up with the final Top 10.

Here, without further delay and in no particular order, are the “Top 10 Limericks for the Next 1,361 Days.”

Submitted by Miss TC Shore
A mandate the Dems thought he’d get

More liberal than center, you bet

But we never knew

How badly He’d do

While piling up trillions in debt


Submitted by Media hater
Our president knows how to parse

Golden words into nebulous farce

But he makes the crowds swoon

And sing along with his tune

‘Cuz the media kisses his arse.


Submitted by JohnGalt4Prez
If there’s one thing Obama knows

It’s that Gitmo prison must close.

But the only hitch

In making this pitch

Is where do we lock up our foes?


Submitted by ocmadam
The Dems have made it their mission

To stamp out all opposition

They loudly proclaim

It’s Bush you should blame!
Let’s have us a full inquisition.


Submitted by Al
We all know that he was the One

The man with the post partisan pun

But congressional leaders

Turned true disbelievers

When he told them: It’s my way. “I won.”


Submitted by Eddie Po’
If Biden was from Nantucket

He’d carry his hair in a bucket

He’d trap in his pail

Each strand that did fail

Instead he got plugs and said ‘what the hay!’


Submitted by surfdt
He promised us change and we got it

Though not quite the way that we thought it

To his left he owes debt

To his right, deep regret

And our kids will be broke cause we bought it.


Submitted by Doug from Upland
Around the TV we all gather

We’re watching nonsensical blather

They’re in bed with Barack

It is all such a crock

I think I am missing Dan Rather


Submitted by HenriettaHughes
There once was a man named Obama

Who climbed out the vagine of his Mama

Hawaii or Kenya?

We’ll n’er know cuz Whenya

Ask all about it, there’s drama!


Submitted by rddionne
I’d like to hear from Barack

What he’d do in case of attack

No pandering words

For placating herds

I just want to know he’d fight back


And finally, here’s one honorable mention. It doesn’t get a prize, but it got a big laugh from all of us here at IHateTheMedia.com:

Submitted by Ed Coyne
There once was a man from Nantucket

OBAMA SUCKS!
(Sorry, I’ve just never been good at rhyming)

Sneak preview of the first car developed by Obama Motors (formerly General Motors)

(Originally published three weeks ago, we felt today would be an appropriate day to rerun it)

It’s sleek. Powerful. And comes with a remarkably fuel efficient ethanol engine. It’s the 2010 Czar Car from Obama Motors.

obama_motorsDesigned by well-known automotive designer Barack Obama, the Czar Car simultaneously protects the environment and the President’s union constituents.

The Czar Car runs on ethanol and gets a million miles per gallon. Once a decade when your gas tank gets low, just pull into the cornfield in your neighborhood and say, “Fill ‘er up.”

The 2010 Czar Car is currently just a prototype, but you’ll soon see if being driven by members of ACORN as they travel around the country performing census duties and counting people who don’t exist in Democratic districts.

Best of all, the Czar Car comes with a lifetime guarantee supplied by the government of the United States of America.

And since it comes from the same people who brought you the Post Office and the Department of Motor Vehicles, we suggest you keep that warranty handy at all times.

Idiot jihadists get confused, issue fatwa on wrong guy

Attention, jihadists: This is the wrong Rusty.
Attention, jihadists: This is the wrong Rusty.

Don’t you hate it when Islamist extremists threaten your life? Especially when they do it by mistake? 

That’s what happened to radio talk show host Rusty Humphries. He was the target of a fatwah issued on a vile blog called “The Jew Report.” Unfortunately, the genius jihadists confused Rusty Humphries with Rusty Shackleford, a pseudonym used by the author of My Pet JAWA Report, a website that exposes online support of Islamic terrorists.

The threat, which included a photo of Humphries, said: “Yes this Fat descusting (sic) pig you are looking at is the boss of the website Jawareport.com but their are many fat kafirs like him you might ask why are we talking about him here’s why.”

“The Shaabab and muslim Leaders have said enough is enough he has to go and they dont mean move….Inshallah we will see his Fat rottan (sic) torso dumped in the side of the road or in some Florida swamp.”

In other news, the same Muslim extremists hage declared a fatwah on spelling and grammar.

Source: WorldNetDaily.com

Will Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi live to eat his own words?

Berlusconi underage sexItalian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi beginning a press conference in which he promised to resign if caught lying about allegations of an improper relationship with a teenager. They say Italians talk with their hands, but this is a bit too illustrative.

Source: Time

Crazy, unsustainable salaries doom San Francisco and other California cities

Consider the city of San Francisco a microcosm of what’s happening in the rest of California. A bankrupt microcosm.

As you’d expect, it’s doomed by its own socialist spending spree, the cost of providing education, medical and jail facilities to illegal aliens, and a bloated bureaucracy.

But the salaries it’s paying city employees are absolutely insane. In 2007, the city had more than 8000 employees who “earned” more than $100,000 per year. Here’s a list of the city’s twenty highest-paid public employees:

Top 20 San Francisco government salaries

$350,324 for a Special Nurse. $325,452 for the General Manager of the Municipal Railway. $270,171 for a Captain in the Fire Department. It’s insane.

How can a nurse make $350,324? In a word, overtime. Here’s how Special Nurse Christian Kitchin’s income broke down:

Regular pay $117,262
Overtime pay $216,277
Other pay $16,785
Total pay $350,324

And don’t forget that this is on top of generous government retirement and health care schemes that aren’t available to the rest of us.

You can see the details of all 8,000 of these government employees’ salaries with the handy list generator at SFGate.com.

Mayor Gavin Newsom, the whiz kid whose managerial genius has bankrupted San Francisco, is now running for Governor of California.

We know how we’ll vote.

Top 10 lines from the Goode Family

“The Goode Family” premiered last night on ABC-TV. It was created by politically-incorrect Mike Judge, who also created King of the Hill and Beavis and Butt-head. Most reviews (including our entire staff) agree it was funnier than hell. Here are the top 10 lines we heard.

1. “We can’t shop there. They don’t even have a mission statement.”

2. Ubuntu: “Sorry I used so much gas, dad.”
Dad: “That’s okay. The important thing is you feel guilty about it.”

3. “Don’t say ‘people of color’ because that’s just ‘colored people’ backwards.”

4. “The View is on. The pretty one is saying crazy stuff again.”

5. On a bumper sticker:
“Support our troops. And their opponents.”

6. Bumper sticker on Goode Family hybrid:
“Earth First – Ask Questions Later”

7. “WWAGD? What would Al Gore do?”

8. “Attention One Earth Shoppers. The owner of the SUV is in aisle 4 wearing a ball cap.”

9. “Your mother accidentally bought two-ply (toilet paper). But don’t worry I fixed it.”

10. Goode: “If you want to have proportionately diverse staff, we need three more minority hires.
Jensen: “Why don’t we just fire three white guys. Everybody wins.”

World saved from global warming, Aussie company trumpets “Flatulence Offsets”

No reason to be embarrassed anymore, Fido. You're saving the environment.
No reason to be embarrassed anymore, Fido. You're saving the environment.

An Australian company is selling carbon credits to make up for farting pets and people. (We agonized over that sentence, but it is what it is).

For just $27, Easy Being Green will sell you enough carbon credits to offset your dog’s annual anal methane production. Making your cat carbon neutral is a bargain at just $6.

And if you’re looking for a special anniversary or birthday gift, imagine how happy your loved one will be knowing that you spent US$16 to offset two years worth of their personal trouser trumpet production.

This is all well and good, but as highly-trained environmentalists and marketing geniuses, we think Easy Being Green is missing an obvious business opportunity.

Here’s our idea:

Wind power is intermittent, but dog farts are a constant. We propose erecting a mini-windmill in every Aussie home. Tie each windmill into the power grid. Train all Aussie dogs to fart into the windmills. The windmills spin. Power is generated free of charge. Oil imports are slashed. The economy booms. Australia becomes an ecological role model for the rest of the world.

And to think Al Gore got a Nobel Prize and we didn’t.

Source: NationalGeographic.com

Top 100 137 “Three Words” Liberals Hate

There is a new hashtag being used by conservatives on Twitter in recent days. It’s #3wordslibshate and people are tweeting three word phrasea that liberals hate. The #3wordslibshate hashtag follows many other “3words” hashtags, which have sprung up lately.

You can use Twitter’s search function to get real time results of what people are what people are tweeting to this category.

But there were so many good ones, going by so quickly, and which will eventually just disappear from the Twitter page, we decided to pick out what we thought were the Top 100 Three Words Liberals Hate, and memorialize them here.

Use the search link above to look for other good ones and post them below. Or, just make up your own and post them. We’ll expand this list with any good ones.

Now, you can help your pals at IHateTheMedia.com gain a little popularity by Tweeting the following message on Twitter:

Top 100 Three Words Liberals Hate http://is.gd/FxNl #3wordslibshate

Make sure you keep the hashtag in the end so those interested in the subject will see it.

Make sure you keep the #3wordslibshate in the tweet.

Here is the list, in alphabetical order:

    1. A proud American
    2. Acorn voter fraud
    3. Ambassador John Bolton
    4. A fair election
    5. Abortion is murder
    6. America is great
    7. America’s founding fathers
    8. Armed and dangerous
    9. Axis Of Evil
    10. Barack Hussein Obama
    11. Biden press conference
    12. Black conservative republican
    13. Boy Scout troop
    14. Bush won Florida
    15. By the people
    16. Checks and Balances
    17. Chicago tea party
    18. Children need fathers
    19. Climate change hoax
    20. Coal fired plant
    21. Coldest winter ever
    22. Conservative on campus
    23. Conservative talk radio
    24. Contract with America
    25. Dead can’t vote
    26. Drill baby drill
    27. Fair tax now
    28. Fly over country
    29. Fox News Channel
    30. Fox News Ratings
    31. Free market economy
    32. Freedom isn’t free
    33. Freedom of religion
    34. George W. Bush
    35. Get a job
    36. Get my gun
    37. Give me liberty
    38. God bless America
    39. God given rights
    40. God loves you
    41. Guns save lives
    42. Have no fear
    43. Here’s your bill
    44. I love America
    45. I made millions
    46. Increased military spending
    47. It’s my money!
    48. Jesus is coming
    49. Joe the Plumber
    50. Joe Biden Speaks
    51. Judeo Christian nation
    52. Justice Clarence Thomas
    53. Justice is blind
      Let freedom ring
    54. Let us pray
    55. Let voters decide
    56. Liberal media bias
    57. Life from conception
    58. Life isn’t fair
    59. Life, liberty, happiness
    60. Limited federal government
    61. Lock and load
    62. Man and wife
    63. Mandated term limits
    64. Marriage is sacred
    65. Mary Jo Kopecknick
    66. Men only club
    67. Merit based pay
    68. Michael Savage show
    69. Middle American values
    70. Monica’s blue dress
    71. Mr. and Mrs.
    72. Nancy Pelosi Lied
    73. Nation under God
    74. National Rifle Association
    75. Natural born citizenv
    76. No free lunch
    77. Nice fur coat
    78. No more earmarks
    79. No new taxes
    80. Not everyone wins
    81. Nuclear power plant
    82. Obama’s college records
    83. Obama’s half white
    84. Off of welfare
    85. Old fashioned values
    86. Om Kippur war
    87. Original birth certificate
    88. Partial Birth Abortion
    89. Peace through strength
    90. People have spoken
    91. Pledge of Allegiance
    92. Praise the Lord
    93. Private heath insurance
    94. Private property rights
    95. Prop 8 upheld
    96. Respect the constitution
    97. Reverend Jeremiah Wright
    98. Rich white man
    99. Right to cary
    100. Right to life
    101. Right to Secede
    102. Right to work
    103. Rule of law
    104. Rush is right
    105. Sarah Louise Palin
    106. Save the Hummer
    107. Second Amendment Rights
    108. Secret union ballot
    109. Secure the border
    110. Separation of powers
    111. Shave your legs
    112. Shoot to kill
    113. Smith and Wesson
    114. Stop judicial activism
    115. Successful hardworking entrepreneur
    116. Supply & demand
    117. Support our troops
    118. Swift Boat Veterans
    119. Take no prisoners
    120. Tax free cigarettes
    121. Teleprompter is broken
    122. Thank a veteran.
    123. The 10th amendment
    124. The citizen militia
    125. The Reagan Revolution
    126. The Ten Commandments
    127. The tenth amendment
    128. Traditional American family
    129. Two thousand twelve
    130. United States Constitution
    131. United States Marines
    132. Vote only once
    133. War on terror
    134. Well-armed citizenry
    135. Work not welfare
    136. Yes, I can
    137. You’re the father

Sorry there are no attributions, but with so many Retweets, it’s hard to tell who came up with what.

Okay, here are already well over 100. We can’t stop adding them.

Why we celebrate Memorial Day. And why we apologize to no one.

Our American troops sacrificed everything for freedom and never felt it necessary to deliver any apology speeches. That, apparently, is President Obama’s job.

Some of our country’s greatest accomplishments have been saving Europe from tyranny in two world wars. Here, as a tribute to our fallen soldiers, are twenty European cemeteries dedicated to American soldiers who gave their lives so that freedom could live. Just take it in and contemplate what they did.

1. The American Cemetery at Aisne-Marne, France. A total of 2289 of our military dead.

Alsne Marne
Continue reading “Why we celebrate Memorial Day. And why we apologize to no one.”

Mollycoddled college students stressed and depressed. Welcome to the real world, kids.

Think you're depressed now? Wait 'til next year when you don't get the whole summer off.
Think you're depressed now? Wait 'til next year when you don't get the whole summer off.

According to an Associated Press-mtvU poll 85% of college students surveyed report feeling stress recently.

The little darlings are worried about grades, school work, money and relationships. 42% said they had felt down, depressed or hopeless several days during the past two weeks. 13% showed signs of being at risk for mild depression or worse.

No friggin’ wonder, cupcake. You’ve been babied since the day you were born and told that you were special. You learned to play soccer without keeping score because losing might damage your delicate psyche. Your grades were inflated because…well…we don’t even know why grades were inflated. Your teachers took classes to learn how to build your self-esteem up bigger than Barry Bonds biceps even when you didn’t deserve it. And you actually thought Barack Obama would fill the world with sweetness and light.

Hah. Let us just say, welcome to the real world.

Of course, you’re depressed. The real world is filled with real pressure. Mommy and daddy aren’t going to pay your bills anymore. Your new boss won’t say “I’m giving you an A because you tried hard.” No. He’s more likely to say, “Turn in a piece of crap like this again and your ass will be on the street.”

Get over yourselves. Shut the hell up. Get a job. Work your ass off like the rest of us.

Sometimes you’ll win. Sometimes you’ll lose. But if you work hard you’ll discover that hard work is its own reward. So get to work.

One more thing: In the real world, they keep score.

Source: Associated Press via Yahoo

Gallup survey can’t find one British Muslim who approves of homosexuality

It's much easier to be a Muslim cross-dresser because the burkha hides your adam's apple
It's much easier to be a Muslim cross-dresser because the burkha hides your adam's apple

Bad news for Elton John. According to a recent survey, British Muslims have zero tolerance for homosexual acts.

What’s that? They didn’t mean show business acts performed by homosexuals? Oh. Our apologies to Elton.

Gallup conducted telephone and face-to-face interviews with 500 Muslims in the UK, France and Germany.

“The most dramatic contrast was found in attitudes towards homosexuality,” the study said. “None of the 500 British Muslims interviewed believed that homosexual acts were morally acceptable.”

Remarkable. They couldn’t find a single British Muslim who would come out publicly in support of homosexuals. Not one.

“By comparison, 35% of French Muslims found homosexual acts to be acceptable,” it continued. “A question on pornography also elicited different reactions, with French and German Muslims more likely than British Muslims to believe that watching or reading pornography was morally acceptable.”

So much for the glories of multiculturalism. Like all liberal philosophies, it grossly over-promises and dramatically under-delivers. Kind of like an Elton John concert.

Source: Guardian UK

Leading climate change scientist says carbon offsets won’t work, “Enjoy life while you can”

James Lovelock says, "The world is doomed, so let's party, dude."
James Lovelock says, "The world is doomed, so let's party, dude."

On one hand, renowned climate expert James Lovelock thinks the global warming will destroy the world. On the other hand, he thinks all the political solutions are a scam.

The Guardian UK reports Lovelock’s heresy:

He dismisses eco ideas briskly, one by one. “Carbon offsetting? I wouldn’t dream of it. It’s just a joke. To pay money to plant trees, to think you’re offsetting the carbon? You’re probably making matters worse. You’re far better off giving to the charity Cool Earth, which gives the money to the native peoples to not take down their forests.”

Do he and his wife try to limit the number of flights they take? “No we don’t. Because we can’t.” And recycling, he adds, is “almost certainly a waste of time and energy”, while having a “green lifestyle” amounts to little more than “ostentatious grand gestures”. He distrusts the notion of ethical consumption. “Because always, in the end, it turns out to be a scam … or if it wasn’t one in the beginning, it becomes one.”

The Guardian continues:

You’re never going to get enough energy from wind to run a society such as ours,” he says. “Windmills! Oh no. No way of doing it. You can cover the whole country with the blasted things, millions of them. Waste of time.”

So given all this, what would Lovelock do now? “Enjoy life while you can. Because if you’re lucky it’s going to be 20 years before it hits the fan.”

A round of applause for James Lovelock for his honesty. Anyone Al Gore disagrees with is alright with us.

Source: Guardian UK

Extreme cold keeps British global warming expedition from reaching North Pole

Larry, Moe and Curly of the Catlin Arctic Survey
Larry, Moe and Curly of the Catlin Arctic Survey

We’re sad to report that the trio of British ecological explorers who’ve been trying to reach the North Pole had to give up their global warming expedition because – are you ready? – it was too cold.

The Catlin Arctic Survey team had to be rescued this week after finishing less than half their trek. In fact, they fell short by more than 300 miles.

WattsUpWithThat.com summarizes the hilarious results:

  • Due to horrifically cold weather, hypothermia and frostbite, they made it less than half way to the pole.
  • Some of the distance they did travel was due to polar drift. They reported crossing the 85th parallel “in their sleep.”
  • They started on ice which was already known to be first year ice, yet were “surprised” to find that it was first year ice.
  • They stayed on first year ice for most of the truncated journey.
  • Their ice measurements tell us that the first year ice this year is fairly thick.
  • Their ice measurements tell us very little or about the thickness or “health” of multi-year ice.
  • They will no doubt get an invite to St. James Palace for tea with Prince Charles.

We feel confident predicting that the team’s final report will blame the extremely cold conditions on global warming.

Source: WattsUpWithThat.com

Restaurant’s bottom line improves due to bustline

This is one of the odder stories of the day.

Kenny Tessel, owner of a Reading, Ohio barbeque restaurant thought of a clever way to combat a drop in business.

He bought a busty lifelike mannequin, dressed it in a bikini, and put it in his front window. Voila! Business started busting out all over.

“She has done it,” Tessel said about the mannequin he’s named Barbie Q. “She has made people stop. I know that sounds crazy and it’s hard to believe.”

Unfortunately, the city’s busybodies have complained about Barbie’s body. Yes, they’re offended by a mannequin in a bikini. Tessel was forced to appear before Reading’s Design Review Board to get a permit for Barbie. The board ruled that the well-endowed mannequin could stay, but that she’d also have to stay “covered up.”

This is truly a case where the cover-up is worse than the crime.

Soruce: NBC New York

15 KICK-ASS MILITARY SONGS FOR THE WORLD’S MOST KICK-ASS MILITARY

Let’s make one thing clear right up front. This is not your typical list of patriotic songs. Hardly.

Each song on this list, while not a military song, was chosen because it expresses something honest about the troops. Their heart. Their grit. Their toughness. Their tenderness. The lives they lead that ordinary mortals can never imagine.

These are songs for the troops, about the troops. These are the songs that speak to them. The songs that inspired them to enlist. The songs that remind them to re-up. The songs that get them revved up. The songs they sing. The songs they live. The songs they love. Not military songs, but hopefully they will love them.

“THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER” – TED NUGENT

We were torn. Do we include the Jimmy Hendrix instrumental version or the Ted Nugent version. Let’s see, Ted’s a patriot and Jimi was a screwed up liberal drug addict. Let’s go with Ted.

Continue reading “15 KICK-ASS MILITARY SONGS FOR THE WORLD’S MOST KICK-ASS MILITARY”

12 things reporters won’t report about Barack Obama

Kent Brockman, apparent role model for most of the empty-headed reporters in America.
Kent Brockman, apparent role model for most of the empty-headed reporters in America.

Oh, how we wish reporters would just do their jobs and report actual news. We’d much rather blog about surfing or Miss California or something more fun than the mendacious misadventures of Barney Frank.

Why do Americans have to go to other countries to find any serious reporting about the Obama administration?

In this case, it’s an obscure paper in Nova Scotia, Canada that had the gumption to print the 12 thought-provoking points below. Points ignored by the U.S. lamestream media amidst the fawning over Obama’s First 100 Days.

So while CNN blathers on about the First Family’s Portugese Waterdog and the Puffington Host analyzes The One’s table manners, we herewith reprint this “news on the most powerful man on Earth which has been deemed unfit to print” as found in Andrew Smith’s column “The Things You Don’t Read About Barack Obama.

Obama’s first two major bills alone, the “stimulus” and “omnibus,” cost nearly twice as much as was spent on Iraq over six years – $1.2 trillion vs. $650 billion.

Obama abandoned his campaign promise of “a net spending cut,” his first annual deficit – not counting bailouts – being three times the worst deficit under President George W. Bush.

Obama’s objective in his first G20 summit – commitments to spend our way to prosperity with massive stimulus boondoggles across the G20 – was rejected out of hand.

Obama’s objective in his first NATO summit – commitments to combat troops for Afghanistan from “our European allies,” which Obama and his party imagined were ready and willing to fight if only someone “enlightened” like him were running things – was predictably refused, with some more European non-combat contingents offered as a token.

Obama’s Defense Department announced cuts of $1.4 billion to missile defense, the day after North Korea test-fired its long-range, multi-stage ballistic missile.

Obama’s economics were criticized by Warren Buffet, whose endorsement had been candidate Obama’s highest economic credential.

Obama reversed the free trade Bush policy that had allowed about 100 Mexican tractor-trailers into the United States, which the Mexican government immediately used as an excuse to levy tariffs on 90 American goods amounting to $2.4 billion in U.S. exports.

Obama’s “tax cuts for 95 per cent” turned out to mean $13 a week from June to December, to be clawed back to $8 a week in January – as compared with President Bush’s 2008 tax rebates of $600 to $1,200 plus $300 per child, which were notably scoffed at during the election campaign by Michelle Obama.

Obama’s campaign promise of a $3,000-per-employee tax credit for businesses that hired new workers – repeated ad nauseam for weeks before the election – was discreetly retired even before inauguration day.

Obama abandoned his campaign promise that “lobbyists won’t work in my White House,” waiving his no-lobbyist executive order or conveniently re-defining his appointees’ past lobbying work to allow 30 lobbyists into his administration.

Obama abandoned his campaign promise to reform earmarks, signing the omnibus bill which contained 8,816 of them.

Obama took more money from AIG than any other politician in 2008 – over $100,000 – and signed into law the provision guaranteeing the AIG bonuses which later had him in front of the cameras “shaking with outrage” and siccing the pitchfork crowd on law-abiding citizens who had fulfilled their end of a contract and had their payment upheld by Obama’s own legislation.

The Chronicle Herald concludes with this thought: “The people need a Fourth Estate, not yet another adulator of Barack Obama, yet another smearer of Sarah Palin, yet another patrician editor to keep out anything disagreeable to progressive sensibilities, yet another laptop-and-latte journalism-schooler to spit on everything pre-dating 1968. And they wonder why the news business has come on hard times.”

You heard the man, all you ink-stained wretches. Inquiring minds want to know what the President’s really up to. Because what he says is not matching up with what he’s actually doing.

Source: ChronicleHerald.com via BluegrassPundit.com

Mr. Manners:
What Obama teaches us about excellent etiquette

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the Huffington Post from The Onion. They recently ran a story by Anna Post, great-great-granddaughter of Emily Post. It’s a perfect example of blind Obama worship.

In Anna’s eyes, there is nothing Barack Obama can do wrong. He is the perfect president, man, father, husband, and probably lover. (But based on the photo attached to the story, Anna’s kind of hot, so we’ll cut her a wee bit of slack.)

A credit to the women who raised him, the President uses his napkin to gently wipe his mouth. Children of America, take note!
A credit to the women who raised him, the President uses his napkin to gently wipe his mouth. Children of America, take note!
“Most public figures learn to dread what photographs might reveal about them, but President and Mrs. Obama make the grade as ambassadors for our country. Their exemplary manners are caught on camera repeatedly enough to clearly be habit and not just for show. After all, manners aren’t just for special occasions–though the Obamas attend plenty of those. The best manners come through seamlessly in the little things that make up everyday life….”

Anna shows many examples. And as far as we can tell, she thinks every photo ever taken of President Obama is proof of his perfection. For example, the photo and caption above.

But we think Anna hasn’t gone far enough. There are so many more examples of Barack Obama’s perfect manners that she could have shown in her short slide show. So please allow us to complete the job Anna Post began.

We proudly present “Mr. Manners: What Obama teaches us about excellent etiquette, Part Deux.” Continue reading “Mr. Manners:
What Obama teaches us about excellent etiquette”

Keith Olbermann calls Perez Hilton “an intellectual titan” and “a civil rights leader”

Perez Hilton is “an intellectual titan” and a “civil rights leader” while Miss California Carrie Prejean is a vile human being for holding the same opinion as the majority of people in her state and in the nation.

Apparently, Olbermann got his fill of juvenile sex puns in the infamous tea bagging episode, and now decided that breast implants should become his next frontier of intellectual exploration.

We realize it sounds preposterous, but that’s precisely what liberal icon Keith Olbermann and his vile guest discuss. With great glee.

Apparently, Olbermann has given up any hope of attracting a larger audience and is now interested only in being as absurd as humanly possible.

Congratulations, Keith. It’s always nice to see someone achieve their goal.

Source: HotAir.com

Media bias? Michelle Obama’s delightful $540 shoes versus John McCain’s shocking $520 shoes

There she was — the loveliest, most intelligent, most popular, most down to earth first lady who’s ever graced the White House – volunteering at a Washington, DC food bank.

Naturally, the press fawned over her fashion sense. She was wearing a J. Crew cardigan, an ordinary pair of Capri pants, and…what the hell…a pair of $540 sneakers by Lanvin.

These were no ordinary sneakers. No, siree. They were imported from France, made of suede, laced with grosgrain ribbons and featured metallic pink toe caps.

When reporters asked about the shoes, the First Lady’s spokesperson dismissively snorted, “They’re shoes.”

And that was that. End of story. Except for one thing.

During the Presidential campaign, however, it became a campaign issue when John McCain wore a pair $520 shoes. CNN devoted an entire report to McCain’s “Well-heeled campaign.” His shoes were used as evidence that he was out of touch with ordinary people.

We never bought this regular folks façade the press presses on Michelle Obama. And a pair of $540 seems to show that our cynicism was well deserved.

But what do we know? We’re wearing Nikes. They’re rubber and some sort of synthetic material. The laces are cotton. They set us back $29 down at the neighborhood discount sporting good store.

Source: NYDailyNews.com, HotAir.com

President Obama thinks those Tea Party protesters were “playing games.”

At least it’s out in the open. We know exactly what the President thinks of the Tea Party protests.

Here’s what he said in a St Louis speech yesterday:

“You see folks waving tea bags around. Let me just remind them I am happy to have a serious conversation about how we are going to cut our health care cuts over the long term, how we are gong to stabilize social security. Let’s not play games.”

The president isn’t actually against playing games. He just wants us to play the games he’s approved. Some of his favorites are:

  • Ring Around the Rosy Red Socialist.
  • Hide and Go Seek A Government Bailout.
  • One-on-one Obama Basketball (in which Obama says, “It’s my ball and if you don’t play by my rules I’m taking the ball and going home.”)
  • One Square (it used to be called Four Square until Obama taxed away three quarters of the squares).
  • Government Monopoly (You get $200 every time you pass “Go,” but the government immediately takes $100 of it back. All criminals get a “Get Out of Jail Free Card.” Illegal aliens get to live rent free on Park Place and Board Walk. The railroads receive huge government subsidies. And the utilities charge an additional Cap-and-Trade tax.)
  • Marco Polo (In Obama’s version, the taxpayer yells “Marco” and Obama squeezes him until he yells again)

Yes, the election of Barack Obama has truly been a game changer.

Source: BluegrassPundit.com

Introducing the John Murtha Pork Barrel International Airport, where pigs really do fly

Ever wonder how your tax dollars are being invested spent wasted? Here’s an absolutely terrifying example – the John Murtha Pork Barrel International Airport. Located, of course, right in the heart of Democrat Congressman John Murtha’s home district.

It is a monument to the complete corruption of the system in general and John Murtha specifically.

$150,000,000 of your tax dollars have gone to build this gilded memorial to Mr. Murtha in the last ten years. To repeat, $150,000,000.

For that you get three flights a day, all of them to Washington, DC, which makes it extremely convenient for Rep. Murtha.

In 2008, an average of only 20 people per day flew out of the airport. The government subsidizes every ticket to the tune of $100. That means that you – the taxpayer – often pay more per ticket than each of those travelers did.

The airport’s motto should be, “The John Murtha Pork Barrel International Airport, where your money flies out the window.”

Source: ABC News via BluegrassPundit

Sean Penn drawn to Hugo Chavez’ robust sense of humor, ignores that inconvenient dictator-ish thing

Sean Penn always has a scowl on his face. But he wants a president who smiles.
Sean Penn always has a scowl on his face. But he wants a president who smiles.
Want proof that Sean Penn is a lunatic? He gives you all the evidence you need in a piece he wrote for the Huffington Post on Friday.

I know President Chavez well. Whether or not one agrees with all his policies, what is certainly true of Chavez is that he is a warm and friendly man with a robust sense of humor (who daily risks his own life for his country in ways Dick Cheney could never imagine). To treat such a man coldly is akin to spitting on him. As a country we’ve done enough of that. Say what you will, but it has only resulted in the self-celebration of our smirking spitters, while costing us international respect, American lives, and left wounds in the hands of our children’s future. The Cheneys, down to the O’Reillys and Hannitys and Limbaughs, effectively hate the principles upon which we were founded. They are among the greatest cowards in all of American history. I applaud an American President who’s tough enough…to smile.

Oh, if only Barack Obama had been president back before the Iraq war. He could have smiled at Penn’s other buddy, Saddam Hussein.

Source: HuffingtonPost.com

Post-Earth Day Special: Caustic George Carlin talks about “saving the planet”

George Carlin monologue on the environment, environmentalists, and saving the planet.

George Carlin may be gone, but his brilliant monologues will live forever at YouTube. Here’s the George Carlin monologue on the environment, environmentalists, and saving the planet. Ahhh, we miss you, George.

WARNING: It’s a George Carlin video, so this clip is filled with words and thoughts that may be offensive to many.

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