Arlen Specter: Double standard for two-faced Senator

Arlen Specter. If he was really two-faced would he have chosen that one?
Arlen Specter. If he was really two-faced would he have chosen that one?

You know the media bias is out of control when reliably-liberal Washington Post columnist Howard Kurtz notices it.

Here’s what Kurtz said about the media’s coverage of Arlen Specter switching parties:

Correspondent Carl Cannon, on AOL’s new PoliticsDaily site, says conservatives are right in complaining that much of the media have “a double standard regarding party-switchers. . . . When Republicans morph into Democrats, we tend to act like they finally saw the light, and quote them ad nauseam about how the Republican Party has gotten too narrow, etc., etc.” But when a Democrat joins the GOP, “we concentrate on the tactical advantage to the party switcher.”

When it comes to commentators, their analysis often turns on the direction of the defection. In 1994, when Democratic Sen. Richard Shelby switched parties days after the Republicans won control of Congress, a New York Times editorial said: “Talk about slipping out of the hills to bayonet the wounded! . . . His desertion to the victorious Republicans this week was hardly a huge surprise.” But when Jim Jeffords flipped control of the Senate to the Democrats by leaving the GOP in 2001, the Times said approvingly that the Vermont lawmaker had given George W. Bush “an embarrassing lesson” for having pulled a “conservative bait-and-switch” on the country.

Arlen’s switches back and forth are not uncommon in nature.

Here’s how the New York Times describes a similar situation:

When a school of reef fish loses its single male, the largest female begins acting like a male within a few hours and will produce sperm within 10 days. Some other species repeatedly switch back and forth between the production of eggs and of sperm during a single mating. Among deep sea fish that only rarely encounter potential mates, reproduction is often possible only if one changes sex.

Poor Arlen. The only sex involved in his switch was when he screwed the Republicans.

Source: Washington Post

Will residents begin flipping lids when cities begin flipping houses?

King Barack. He wants to defend the downtrodden so much that he's doing everything he can to make more of them.
King Barack. He wants to defend the downtrodden so much that he's doing everything he can to make more of them.
Riverside, California has announced a new plan to buy foreclosed homes, fix them up, and resell them to “the needy.”

Naturally, the city’s using your tax dollars – $6.5 million made available by the Obama administration plus its own redevelopment money – to purchase houses, rehab them and sell them to first-time buyers.

“Where a lot of communities are trying to figure out how to spend the money, or offering purchase funds or down-payment assistance, we’re actually very hands-on with our program,” said a representative of the working-class community located about 60 miles east of Los Angeles.

“We’re making the purchase, we’re overseeing the rehab, we’re overseeing the sale of the properties. We’re at the forefront of most cities or counties.”

Riverside says it’s just trying to “make a difference.” Problem is, what they’re doing doesn’t sound much different than the same old Fannie Mae-Freddie Mac-Chris Dodd-Barney Frank merry-go-round off of which we thought we just hopped.

Capitalism is dead. Long live King Obama.

Source: Reuters via BigHollywood.com

Headline of the Day
“New York Times set to increase price”

“Wholesalers expect the New York Times to increase its price from $1.50 to $2.00 for Monday to Saturday editions and from $5 to $6 on Sundays. A spokeswoman declined to comment.”

C’mon, man, these geniuses have Nobel Prize winning economist Paul Krugman on staff. Maybe they should ask him to explain the law of supply and demand someday at lunch.

Source: Financial Times

What do you think of the U.K. banning Michael Savage from entry?

The U.K. today announced the names if sixteen people banned from entering the the country. These are people that Home Secretary Jacqui Smith said these are the sorts of nasty people that “Britain was not prepared to tolerate.” Among those named is America’s third most popular political radio talk show host Michael Savage, a personal favorite of the Administrator here (and boy is he pissed).

Isn’t Britain where Imams stand in the streets shouting Death to Jews?

Two articles on this: ndependent.co.uk and BBC.co.uk.

“¿Cinco de Cuatro”? Ay carumba.

George W. Bush was pilloried throughout his term by media detractors for his occasional malapropisms and verbal stumbles. One writer even published a collection of W’s gaffes in a book of “Bushisms”.

Will there be a book of Obamisms?

We’re not holding our breath, although there’s probably enough material already after the two-year-long campaign and only 100 days in office.

As the Associated Press reported:

Obama jumbled his words as he welcomed guests to the White House to observe the Mexican holiday, sending the crowd into laughter before he referred to the day correctly.

“Welcome to Cinco de Cuatro—Cinco de Mayo at the White House,” said Obama, in what appeared to be an attempt to note they were celebrating on the fourth of May instead of the fifth.

Cinco de cuatro means “five of four” in Spanish.

During the presidential campaign, Obama acknowledged his Spanish skills weren’t great.

And this is the same guy who last year was “embarrassed” that Americans traveling to Europe could only say, “merci beaucoup.”

Bush wasn’t our most eloquent president, but he at least had passable Spanish skills.

Source: Breitbart.com

Mr. Manners:
What Obama teaches us about excellent etiquette

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the Huffington Post from The Onion. They recently ran a story by Anna Post, great-great-granddaughter of Emily Post. It’s a perfect example of blind Obama worship.

In Anna’s eyes, there is nothing Barack Obama can do wrong. He is the perfect president, man, father, husband, and probably lover. (But based on the photo attached to the story, Anna’s kind of hot, so we’ll cut her a wee bit of slack.)

A credit to the women who raised him, the President uses his napkin to gently wipe his mouth. Children of America, take note!
A credit to the women who raised him, the President uses his napkin to gently wipe his mouth. Children of America, take note!
“Most public figures learn to dread what photographs might reveal about them, but President and Mrs. Obama make the grade as ambassadors for our country. Their exemplary manners are caught on camera repeatedly enough to clearly be habit and not just for show. After all, manners aren’t just for special occasions–though the Obamas attend plenty of those. The best manners come through seamlessly in the little things that make up everyday life….”

Anna shows many examples. And as far as we can tell, she thinks every photo ever taken of President Obama is proof of his perfection. For example, the photo and caption above.

But we think Anna hasn’t gone far enough. There are so many more examples of Barack Obama’s perfect manners that she could have shown in her short slide show. So please allow us to complete the job Anna Post began.

We proudly present “Mr. Manners: What Obama teaches us about excellent etiquette, Part Deux.” Continue reading “Mr. Manners:
What Obama teaches us about excellent etiquette”

Understand what we’re dealing with: Iraqi terrorist mom blows up herself and her child in food line

How does a terrorist mother choose which child to take to Paradise?
How does a terrorist mother choose which child to take to Paradise?
According to the old saying, there are none so blind as those who will not see. And according to the new saying, there are none so nuts as those who will blow up their own children.

In this case, the left is blind. Because they refuse to see the insanity that guides our enemies.

Here’s how Jonathan Kay describes it in Canada’s National Post:

Having spent this morning catching up on my weekend reading, I came across this Page 4 article from Friday’s New York Times. Here’s the lead paragraph: “BAGHDAD — At least 80 people died and 120 others were injured Thursday in three bombings, one by a female suicide bomber in Baghdad who, Iraqi officials said, held a young child’s hand as she set off her explosives among a group of women and children receiving emergency food aid.”

We think this is one of the moderate terrorists President Obama wants to negotiate with. had she been one of the extremists she would have blown up her whole family.

Good luck with that strategy, President Obama.

Source: National Post

“Feds Will Spend $400,000 to Study Drinking and Sex Habits of Homosexuals in Argentina”

barney_frank_gay1 From CNSNews.com:

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is funding a study that will send researchers to six bars in Buenos Aires, Argentina, to interview both patrons and proprietors in an effort to discover what it is about those bars that may encourage homosexuals to drink and then have sex. The study, funded by U.S. taxpayers, began on Sept. 30, 2009 and runs through August 2010.

Hell, just spend a weekend at Barney Frank’s whorehouse townhouse and save the taxpayers about $399,000.

Source: CNSNews.com

The Idiot’s Guide to Condoms, brought to you tonight by the American taxpayer

Here we go again. More government money being spent to teach people how to use condoms.

As anyone who’s read IHateTheMedia.com for more than a few seconds knows, there are no geniuses around here. But even the staff morons can figure out how to use a condom. And if they haven’t heard what the purpose of a condom is by the time they’re old enough to use one, they haven’t been paying attention to the liberal media.

In fact, we consider the fact that George Clooney hasn’t reproduced is proof positive that a moron can figure out how to use a condom.

The condom commercial is part of a larger program. Here’s how GetFreeCondoms.org describes it:

According to a study released 6/24/08 by PLoS Medicine, watching a video in an STD clinic waiting room can reduce the risk for a new STD by almost 10%. In a large multi-center intervention trial, Dr. Lee Warner from the Centers for Disease control and Prevention and a team of researchers at different institutions in the U.S. studied the effect of a carefully crafted, 23-minute waiting room video on the risk for new STDs among 40,000 patients in 3 STD clinics in the country. More information about Safe in the City can be found at the project’s website: www.safeinthecity.org.

Our favorite part of the video is the Barry White-like voice over. It’s like the CDC is taking a little walk on the wild side.

Source: GetFreeCondoms.org

MSNBC hosts protest Republicans’ swinophobic comments

Prejudiced scientists say swine flu was passed from pigs to humans. How are we to know it wasn't the other way around?
Prejudiced scientists say swine flu was passed from pigs to humans. How are we to know it wasn't the other way around?
Pig rights advocates are furious that conservatives continue blaming the porcine community for the spread of so-called Swine Flu. They are expected to air their complaints on MSNBC next week.

“These swinophobic comments are very hurtful,” one distraught pig supporter will say. “All we want is the right to be sick like everyone else.”

“This flu isn’t a choice,” another protester will say, “It’s genetic.”

Perez Hilton will also come to the defense of the pigs, saying, “Anyone who blames this on the pigs is a stupid sow.”

MSNBC’s primetime schedule will be filled next week with programs supporting the oppressed swine minority in their battle for equality.

“Anyone who criticizes pigs,” Keith Olbermann is expected to hiss, “is a Nazi.”

“I support the swine,” Chris Matthews is predicted to say. “So from now on, Obama is only going to give me thrills up the hamhock.”

“I’m behind the pigs all the way,” Rachel Maddow is expected to say. “And I’ll support them as soon as I’m done with all my teabagging puns.”

And Ed Schultz will say…ahhh, crap, who cares what Ed Schultz might say.

Source: CuteOverload.com

Joe Biden takes foot out of mouth long enough to run to train station

By the time Joe Biden's brain catches up with his mouth, the train has usually left the station.
By the time Joe Biden's brain catches up with his mouth, the train has usually left the station.
Joe Biden is a national treasure. Any objective analysis would rank him up there with Mark Twain and Will Rogers as one of America’s greatest humorists. Only problem is that Joe never intends to say anything funny.

The day after telling the Today Show he’s warned his family not to travel on public transportation because of the swine flu, Joe hitched a ride on Amtrak from Washington to Delaware.

Chagrinned Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano later said, “If he could say that over again, he would say if they’re feeling sick, they should stay off of public transit or confined spaces.”

And if President Obama could say it all over again, he’d probably say, “Anybody but Biden.”

Source: FoxNews.com

Ahmadinejad adopts Obama’s “Yes We Can” campaign slogan

Pixie-ish Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad leads supporters in a "Yes We Can" chant
Pixie-ish Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad leads supporters in a "Yes We Can" chant

You can’t make this stuff up. Drudge reports that Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has decided to use Barack Obama’s “Yes We Can” slogan in his next presidential campaign.

Who knew Ahmadinejad was such a big fan of American political campaigns?

IHateTheMedia.com has discovered that Ahmadinejad’s campaign staff also looked into adapting slogans from several other American presidential campaigns before going with “Yes We Can.”

They considered using George Bush’s “Compassionate Conservatism” but thought the compassionate part might be a tough sell.

They thought about adapting Bill Clinton’s slogan but finally decided that “Building a bridge to the 13th century” wasn’t quite as catchy as “Building a bridge to the 21st century.”

Ronald Reagan said, “Are you better off than you were four years ago?” Ahmadinejad discovered that “Are you better off now than you were four hundred years ago?” didn’t test well in focus groups.

In 1960 Barry Goldwater’s slogan was “In Your Heart You Know He’s Right.” Ahmadinejad decided that “In Your Heart You Know He’s Nuts” was just too damn honest.

In the end, Ahmadinejad decided he wanted to be just like Obama so they went with the popular “Yes We Can.”

In other news, the Iranian leader announced that if Iran ever developed an auto industry, he would immediately nationalize it.

Source: DrudgeReport.com

How to comprehend the $100 million Obama promises to cut from his $3 trillion budget.

Former Illinois Senator Everett Dirksen supposedly said, “A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you’re talking real money.” That was obviously decades ago because billions are almost meaningless in today’s Washington, DC.

When President Obama sternly announced that he had ordered his cabinet to trim their budgets by $100,000,000, it sounded impressive. Lots of zeroes.

But in reality, $100,000,000 is truly a drop in the bucket. Here’s a great video demonstrating how truly insignificant Obama’s promise is.

Source: Breitbart TV

Rick Sanchez doesn’t like freedom. Tells Republican Senator Jim Demint, “You have to do better than that.”

Republican Senator Jim Demint ventured into unfriendly territory and appeared on CNN with Rick Sanchez the other day. He made the mistake of saying that the Republicans would rise again by emphasizing freedom.

Sanchez took exception to that concept.

“Freedom? Freedom? What the hell does that mean?” Sanchez blurted. “You have to do better than that.”

Interesting that a CNN anchor would needs to ask a Republican to explain freedom and then say it’s not good enough. This mindset may explain why Fox has left CNN so far behind in the ratings.

You want something better than freedom, Rick? How about freedom with sugar on top. Or freedom three easy monthly payments of $19.95. Or freedom with fries on the side. Or freedom wrapped in thousand dollar bills. Or maybe even freedom to sound stupid on national television.

Source: MofoPolitics.com

Obama’s grandmother to make pilgrimage to Mecca, ultimate Muslim religious experience

Soon Obama will be wearing a T-shirt that says, "My grandma went to Mecca and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."
Soon Obama will be wearing a T-shirt that says, "My grandma went to Mecca and all I got was this lousy T-shirt."

Looks like 2009 is going to be a big, big year for Sarah Obama, the President’s grandmother.

First she attended her definitely, positively, absolutely non-Muslim grandson’s Presidential inauguration in January. Now it’s been announced that she will attend the hajj. According to FreeDictionary.com, “at least once in a lifetime a Muslim is expected to make a religious journey to Mecca and the Kaaba; for a Muslim the hajj is the ultimate act of worship…”

The Daily Times of Pakistan reports:

US President Barack Obama’s paternal grandmother, Sara Obama, will perform haj this year along with her son Syed Obama, a private TV channel reported on Saturday. According to the channel, Sara and Syed will also visit Dubai before going to Saudi Arabia for performing haj. Sara (85) is an active participant in welfare and charity programmes. The channel said performing haj is one of the most desired wishes of the US president’s grandmother. daily times monitor.

Grandma’s trip is being paid for by Kenyan property tycoon Dr Sulaiman Al Fahim, who will also accompany her on the Hajj.

A few weeks ago, we reported that Kenya’s Christians and Muslims were battling for the soul of Sarah Obama.

Looks like the Muslims won.

Source: Pakistan Daily Times, GatewayPundit.com

Prince tries to prove that Michael Jackson isn’t the weirdest man in show biz

Unfortunately, this was not a wardrobe malfunction. It was intentional.
Unfortunately, this was not a wardrobe malfunction. It was intentional.
Prince showed up for a strange interview on Tavis Smiley’s show a few nights ago and seemed intent upon proving that he’s just as crazy as Michael Jackson.

Among the many topics he touched on was chemtrails. That’s the wacko theory that contrails left in the sky by jets are secretly laced with chemicals as part of some giant plan to control the public. Or infect the public. Or something like that.

The recording artist once again known as Prince also believes our government should be based on prophecy and morals, which seems odd coming from a guy who showed up on a televised awards show with his butt hanging out of two holes where the seat of his pants should have been.

Oh, and let’s not leave out his comment that there were eight presidents before George Washington.

Prince is nuts. He’s always been nuts. But Little Red Corvette is still a very cool song.

Source: Jezebel.com via BigHollywood.com

Conservative talk show host shoots wife and dog

Conservative talk show host Shannon Burke definitely has a face made for radio.
Conservative talk show host Shannon Burke definitely has a face made for radio.

Conservative Florida radio personality Shannon Burke has been charged with shooting his wife and dog. Are we the only ones who think this sounds like a bad country and western song?

Burke, who hosts a mid-day show on Florida’s RealRadio 104.1, describes his show as “mixture of outrageous daily, biker attitude and personality, and right-wing style rants.”

Burke’s version of the story is that he got mad at his dog, grabbed a handgun and threatened to shoot it. When the gun “accidentally” discharged, the bullet went through the dog’s leg and then grazed the side of his wife head.

He’s been charged with two counts — aggravated battery with a weapon and animal cruelty. Bond was set at $10,000 and he was ordered to wear an ankle bracelet monitor.

Catherine Burke and the dog were treated for non-life threatening injuries.

Consider this proof that talk show hosts should limit themselves to shooting off their mouths.

Source: WESH.com via Breitbart.TV

New York Post finds 100 Obama faux pas in 100 days, but CNN has trouble finding ten

On President Obama’s 100th day, CNN did one of its pathetically weak periodic attempts to show its lack of bias by presenting a list the President’s Top 10 faux pas.

Despite the fact that the New York Post was able to put together a list of 100 presidential screw-ups, here’s the best CNN could come up with.

10. Screwing up the oath of office (although CNN laughingly blamed it on Chief Justice Roberts)
9. Whacking his head getting into Marine One
8. Bowing to the Saudi king.
7. The First Lady touches the queen
6. Making the Special Olympics gaffe on the Tonight Show
5. Stepping on wife’s dress during an inauguration dance
4. Teleprompter woes
3. His daughters talk too much
2. Saying Nancy Reagan had a séance
1. Michelle called the new First Dog as Barney instead of Bo (although this was really Michelle’s faux pas)

The way we count it, the score was Barack 6, Michelle 2, Chief Justice Roberts 1, Malia and Sasha 1. In the end, CNN could only find six Obama faux pas. Somehow, they overlooked the foreign policy gaffes, the diplomatic woes, his domestic policy problems, his god awful history of nominee troubles, the exploding deficit, and on and on.

But they did notice that he stepped on his wife’s dress. This is truly investigative journalism at its finest.

Source: Brietbart.tv

Keith Olbermann calls Perez Hilton “an intellectual titan” and “a civil rights leader”

Perez Hilton is “an intellectual titan” and a “civil rights leader” while Miss California Carrie Prejean is a vile human being for holding the same opinion as the majority of people in her state and in the nation.

Apparently, Olbermann got his fill of juvenile sex puns in the infamous tea bagging episode, and now decided that breast implants should become his next frontier of intellectual exploration.

We realize it sounds preposterous, but that’s precisely what liberal icon Keith Olbermann and his vile guest discuss. With great glee.

Apparently, Olbermann has given up any hope of attracting a larger audience and is now interested only in being as absurd as humanly possible.

Congratulations, Keith. It’s always nice to see someone achieve their goal.

Source: HotAir.com

Media bias? Michelle Obama’s delightful $540 shoes versus John McCain’s shocking $520 shoes

There she was — the loveliest, most intelligent, most popular, most down to earth first lady who’s ever graced the White House – volunteering at a Washington, DC food bank.

Naturally, the press fawned over her fashion sense. She was wearing a J. Crew cardigan, an ordinary pair of Capri pants, and…what the hell…a pair of $540 sneakers by Lanvin.

These were no ordinary sneakers. No, siree. They were imported from France, made of suede, laced with grosgrain ribbons and featured metallic pink toe caps.

When reporters asked about the shoes, the First Lady’s spokesperson dismissively snorted, “They’re shoes.”

And that was that. End of story. Except for one thing.

During the Presidential campaign, however, it became a campaign issue when John McCain wore a pair $520 shoes. CNN devoted an entire report to McCain’s “Well-heeled campaign.” His shoes were used as evidence that he was out of touch with ordinary people.

We never bought this regular folks façade the press presses on Michelle Obama. And a pair of $540 seems to show that our cynicism was well deserved.

But what do we know? We’re wearing Nikes. They’re rubber and some sort of synthetic material. The laces are cotton. They set us back $29 down at the neighborhood discount sporting good store.

Source: NYDailyNews.com, HotAir.com

Democrat congressman explains which sex acts are covered by the new hate-crimes bill

If it’s a perversion sick enough to deserve its own scientific name, the Democrats are for it. That’s the bottom line of their new hate crimes bill.

Impeached former judge and current Democrat Florida Congressman Alcee Hastings wanted to make sure everyone understood exactly which perversions were protected by the bill.

So he stood up in front of the Congress of the United States of America and reads off a list of “alternative” sex acts. A Republican amendment tried to exclude things like pedophilia and necrophilia from the hate crimes bill and that upset Hastings.

We’ve never heard of most of them (no, really, we haven’t) and it was apparent that Hastings hadn’t, either. But that didn’t stop him from supporting them.

“All Americans,” Hastings said, “regardless of race, color, religion, national origin…(at this point Hastings actually lists the specific perversions covered by the bill. We are unable to enumerate them here because we’ve never heard of most of them and have no idea how they may be spelled)…or all of these philias and fetishes and isms that were put forward need not live in fear because of who they are.”

It was simply unbelievable to see a United States Congressman standing on the floor of the House of Representatives stating that these disturbing “philias and fetishes and isms” deserve protection.

Truth be told, there’s no telling what a person will find sexually stimulating.

Hell, Mary Matalin sleeps with James Carville and we can’t imagine anything more perverted than that.

Source: Patterico.com via HotAir.com

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